Metal Sludge Gossip Board

I see the 4 London Roundhouses I gave you to the head only put you off the boards for a week or so. Go ahead and tell some lie like "I was busy at school" or I was drunk as Cooter Brown so I could not post"
It was me and my size 10 going up against your head again and again and again. While you were gone your little gay brother the
Fiendster was running amok on the boards. I thought I had a new target but you came out of your LRH induced coma and instead iof leaving well enough alone you had to come back. Well I am here and I speak for the entire board (we had a meeting ALL of us cept that skank Stoner) and we decided that your faggotry is no longer going to be tolerated. Prepare for the war of all wars!

I'm about to mess with Texas something fierce. I'm going to take that little rat dog of yours and hand it over to slicer. I'm going to take all your canned meats and poke holes in the cans so you get botulism and shit all over yourself. I'm going to steal Daniel Johnston's meds so he tries to crash an airplane into your house.

Fuck you!

You dirty sumbitch. In the mafia its no family or friends but you choose that route.........well your friend Jack,Jim and Old Crow will get a Valentines day gift grom me in the form of a bomb!
Stock up bitch a dry spell is headed your way!

::shiver::

I don't know about the rest of the board, but I can really feel the hate in here.

You two - stop it before someone gets hurt.

Mitzi Dupree wrote:::shiver::

I don't know about the rest of the board, but I can really feel the hate in here.

You two - stop it before someone gets hurt.

Fried or foe? Let me know before I unleash the fingertips of fury on you!
There is no middle ground Mitzi!

acefrehleysbeer wrote:Fried or foe?

Technically, I believe I'm considered "over easy."

Mitzi Dupree wrote:

acefrehleysbeer wrote:Fried or foe?

Technically, I believe I'm considered "over easy."

I just caught that......the irony

Jesus, take it easy you two! This thread's a damn bloodbath!

Shut up, chickenona. I got half a mind to start a blog about what a bitch you are.

Get in line, prick!

chickenona wrote:Get in line, prick!

How much are plane tickets to Lunchladyland?

Ouch! Just like your peach cobbler, YOU'RE BURNT!

YOU DAMN BRUTE!!!

C'mon everybody, let's all look to a great American like Rodney King for the words of wisdom in times like this. CAN'T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG?

I'm about to break down in tears as I watch ace and deathcurse tear into each other. Those of you who I thought were strong and could mediate this, you've cowered like frightened school girls in the corner. We need great men of character like Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton, and Jimmy Carter to bring peace to this place.

A part of me has died tonight.

Stoner thinks Rodney King is hot.

She would. She does drugs, man.

deathcurse wrote:Stoner thinks Rodney King is hot.

Does she like pre or post beating Rodney better? Dude came out of the beating looking better than he did before it.

Shit yesterday I scaled my neighbors electric fence......nude and killed one of his cattle. I drug it home and to my wife and childrens disbelief I strung it up in the living room. I sat there for 6 hours repeatedly giving this beast LRH for six hours straight. Then I cut a piece of the meat off and it was as tender as Deathcurse's head after a 2 fer 1 well drink special at the local wateringhole. I offered my kids a steak but the big fucking babies wanted it cooked! This morning I ate 8 raw eggs..............shell and all. DC your days are numbered!

Don't be hating on Rodney, you bastards, he actually looks awesome now.

just wanted to pop in and thank you all for reminding me that sober house is on tonight!

Drunk Kennedy wrote:just wanted to pop in and thank you all for reminding me that sober house is on tonight!

Ah you drunk faggot YOU are next! Dont claim you are manly. "Look at my new kitchen guise aint it fab!" reeks of queer more then Richard Simmons anus!