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Posted: **Wed Feb 04, 2009 5:27 pm**

You! You might just be the one I was subconsciously looking for when I made up that shit haunting me to this day, about making Hatas cool again yadda yadda. Why the fuck are you not on duty? No affiliations, no holds barred. No job or sex. No excuse. You're with me or against me now. (I didn't mean all that shit I said about that super hero guy, you know, with the wings/webs/cape).

Posted: **Wed Feb 04, 2009 5:33 pm**

Did you just ask him to go steady?

Posted: **Wed Feb 04, 2009 5:39 pm**

Whatever it takes. I'd still be less of a whore than you.

Posted: **Wed Feb 04, 2009 5:41 pm**

So why even try to compete?

Posted: **Wed Feb 04, 2009 5:43 pm**

Murray didn't know until recently. Just sayin'.

Posted: **Wed Feb 04, 2009 5:45 pm**

Murray just says that shit so the fat broads will leave him alone.

Posted: **Wed Feb 04, 2009 5:46 pm**

That's also why he's cool and whoever I was talking about isn't.

Posted: **Wed Feb 04, 2009 5:48 pm**

Maybe he'll share his secret with you.

Posted: **Wed Feb 04, 2009 5:58 pm**

WHATEVA!

It's high time for you to get the fuck out and shut the fuck up. We get it, you're gay about kids. I don't mean to exploit your precious Pillmeister, I see him as a most valuable asset to this dump. Don't you have a Doogitjogs thread to ruin?

I really used to like you, Stonerizator, but until The_Stable makes a comeback with a carebear character, you're fucked. Object all you want. Maybe Jake is gonna jump in with a couple of his good ones to save you. Until then, I have bigger fish to put in a blender, mix with Sherry and anally imbibe.

Posted: **Wed Feb 04, 2009 6:01 pm**

Posted: **Wed Feb 04, 2009 6:04 pm**

I might be a lousy lover, but I bet I'd hit your clit with the tip of my boot.

Posted: **Wed Feb 04, 2009 6:07 pm**

Great.

I'll pencil you in between lunch and menopause.

Posted: **Wed Feb 04, 2009 7:30 pm**

SebastianLeeDanzig wrote:I might be a lousy lover, but I bet I'd hit your clit with the tip of my boot.

Been a while since I choked like that while inhaling a cigarette. That should be every man's pick-up line.

Posted: **Wed Feb 04, 2009 7:37 pm**

I'd seriously appreciate that if there hadn't been another Sludge boob hooker sucking up to me earlier. She was a lot younger too. Like only ten past menopause.

Posted: **Wed Feb 04, 2009 7:39 pm**

You're no longer funny.

I TAKE IT BACK.

Posted: **Wed Feb 04, 2009 7:47 pm**

I'm hurt, you're old*, let's call it a tie.

* fat, wrinkly, retarded, incontinent, fat, old, fat, old, fat, I got nothing, your boyfriend's a guido, you can't handle a gun, your hair sucks even for a nigger, Ihateverythingaboutyougoodnight.

Posted: **Wed Feb 04, 2009 7:50 pm**

SebastianLeeDanzig wrote:I'm hurt and impotent, let's call it a tie.

* fat, retarded, incontinent, fat, fat, fat, I got nothing, your boyfriend's a guido Mick, you can't handle a gun, your hair sucks even for a nigger, Ihateverythingaboutyougoodnight.

Much better. Thanks!

Posted: **Wed Feb 04, 2009 7:55 pm**

Thank Pam I'm too fucked to make an effort to destroy you. Tonight. Because I'm listening to Buckcherry before passing out. I'm only enjoying the songs I know you won't get, though. How do you like them crapples, ypi fducking whore.. I made the tags before those typos. Go ahead and tell me I'm a fake drunk... why am I even tyxping

Posted: **Wed Feb 04, 2009 9:09 pm**

The way to my heart (and my loins) is with a CC Deville wig, box of Oreos and more Jack than Drops of Jupiter could handle.

Shit like this:

SebastianLeeDanzig wrote:Pillmeister

is not going to make me try German.

I'm very confused as to the meaning of this thread. Am I pregnant?

Posted: **Wed Feb 04, 2009 10:23 pm**

SebastianLeeDanzig wrote:.....I'm listening to Buckcherry before passing out. I'm only enjoying the songs I know you won't get, though. How do you like them crapples, ypi fducking whore..

Yuo jU$t made mee spit COFFEE all over my M0nitor!!1

3....2.....1.............

Posted: **Thu Feb 05, 2009 3:33 am**

Pill wrote:I'm very confused as to the meaning of this thread. Am I pregnant?

Me too. And yes, we're pregnant. Pregnant with unutilized hate. I've watched your spiteful ways for a while now and I decided it's time for a Caesarian section to prematurely let the rancorous brood of your suppressed hatred randomly flow over this board. Come on now, be a Poison fag, or be a man - a man that just listened to a drunk fool wax poetic getting tangled up in very questionable gender roles, but a man of Hatas just the same. Your talent is wasted in the Lounge.

Posted: **Thu Feb 05, 2009 4:46 am**

Pill is MINE and you're not gonna be able to split us up just by tossing your bleached hair and flouncing around looking all fetching and easy in your ridiculous pink jacket. Hands off, krauty.

Posted: **Thu Feb 05, 2009 4:48 am**

Pill thinks Hatas is beneath him.

He learned it by watching Zakk and Ugmo.

Posted: **Thu Feb 05, 2009 5:20 am**

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:Pill thinks Hatas is beneath him.

But that was old Hatas. Well, not "old" old, more like middle school. Anyway, this is a new beginning. He wouldn't have to let it be beneath him if he gave it a try. Pill, you could mold it in your own shivery hands to your specs. You've got the power.

Posted: **Thu Feb 05, 2009 5:37 am**

Jesus Salad Tossing Christ in a prison cell, you're making me sick.

Posted: **Thu Feb 05, 2009 5:43 am**

Posted: **Thu Feb 05, 2009 8:56 am**

SebastianLeeDanzig wrote:
Pill wrote:I'm very confused as to the meaning of this thread. Am I pregnant?
Me too. And yes, we're pregnant. Pregnant with unutilized hate. I've watched your spiteful ways for a while now and I decided it's time for a Caesarian section to prematurely let the rancorous brood of your suppressed hatred randomly flow over this board. Come on now, be a Poison fag, or be a man - a man that just listened to a drunk fool wax poetic getting tangled up in very questionable gender roles, but a man of Hatas just the same. Your talent is wasted in the Lounge.

Tell me more about the benefits of aligning myself with you. What do you offer that Stoner's clan doesn't?

Posted: **Thu Feb 05, 2009 9:09 am**

I don't quite get how this became a gang war between Stoner and me, but I've watched West Side Story enough to be confident about that too.

The main difference is obvious: align yourself with me, and you might actually get some action (wait, that may have come out wrong). Stoner's clan is boring by default because everybody's scared of the queen bee.

Posted: **Thu Feb 05, 2009 9:13 am**

A spit-shined nutsack is apparently part of the package.

Posted: **Thu Feb 05, 2009 9:26 am**

SebastianLeeDanzig wrote:I don't quite get how this became a gang war between Stoner and me, but I've watched West Side Story enough to be confident about that too.

The main difference is obvious: align yourself with me, and you might actually get some action (wait, that may have come out wrong). Stoner's clan is boring by default because everybody's scared of the queen bee.

Are there decoder rings?

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