Of course I have one: Kreamygoodness.
First, just the whole thing is chill inducing and makes my sphincter twitch.
Second, I fucking HATE things that are purposefully misspelled. If she were Creamygoodness, I'd probably hate her less. And yes, the same goes for Krispy Kreme donuts, fuck you very much in advance.
Third, to aptly illustrate her screen name, she's got that disgusting picture of Dita on the pot. I suppose it's supposed to be sexy, but frankly, I find it nauseating. Her panties are down, she's obviously doing/done her business. What fuckity fuck is she doing with a can of compressed dessert topping? Why is she consuming ANYTHING in that environment? And just for the record, the whipped cream that's been artfully arranged on her bosom and body in all actuality looks like a giant pigeon has crapped all over her.

Anybody else got a name they hate?
ETA the illustrative picture that I should have included the first time but didn't because I was riffing.