Metal Sludge Gossip Board

Any posters on here who's screen names you despise? That no matter how clever or wonderful their posts are, you still want to punch them in the throat?

Of course I have one: Kreamygoodness.

First, just the whole thing is chill inducing and makes my sphincter twitch.

Second, I fucking HATE things that are purposefully misspelled. If she were Creamygoodness, I'd probably hate her less. And yes, the same goes for Krispy Kreme donuts, fuck you very much in advance.

Third, to aptly illustrate her screen name, she's got that disgusting picture of Dita on the pot. I suppose it's supposed to be sexy, but frankly, I find it nauseating. Her panties are down, she's obviously doing/done her business. What fuckity fuck is she doing with a can of compressed dessert topping? Why is she consuming ANYTHING in that environment? And just for the record, the whipped cream that's been artfully arranged on her bosom and body in all actuality looks like a giant pigeon has crapped all over her.




Anybody else got a name they hate?


ETA the illustrative picture that I should have included the first time but didn't because I was riffing.

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CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:cookie

deathcurse wrote:

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:cookie

Itwalks would like to eat her...after he puts his dentures in.

St_Augustines_Pears wrote:

deathcurse wrote:

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:cookie

Itwalks would like to eat her...after he puts his dentures in.

More fat than a double quarter pounder with cheese. But from the same animal nonetheless.

I don't hate the name and she seems like a nice gal but what the hell is a FooFighterFlis?

MCLargeDrink.

TriumphTheInsultComicDog wrote:Any motherfucker dumb enough to think choosing their Sludge nymph based around a fleeting character who may become an all but passing fad of television yesteryear should she shot in the cock and bal.....umm. Nevermind.

Granted, it's no SpIkEyGuY for sure, but don't be so hard on yourself. Shit like that only occurs to you once in a life time.

deathcurse wrote:I don't hate the name and she seems like a nice gal but what the hell is a FooFighterFlis?

Tell the truth, you think the bitch is nuts.

SebastianLeeDanzig wrote:The Fiendster.

Worst shit that ever happened to him.

I made it happen. And to stand before you today under the name "The Fiendster"...

It just means so goddamn much to me.

The fiendster sounds like a screen name a mincing boy hungry pedophile would have on a youth catholic website

KillDevilHill wrote:The fiendster sounds like a screen name a mincing boy hungry pedophile would have on a youth catholic website

Well, it will soon be associated with kick-ass message-board posters and... shut the fuck up, asshole!

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:

deathcurse wrote:I don't hate the name and she seems like a nice gal but what the hell is a FooFighterFlis?

Tell the truth, you think the bitch is nuts.

That doesn't mean I don't think she's nice.

SebastianLeeDanzig wrote:

TriumphTheInsultComicDog wrote:Any motherfucker dumb enough to think choosing their Sludge nymph based around a fleeting character who may become an all but passing fad of television yesteryear should she shot in the cock and bal.....umm. Nevermind.

Granted, it's no SpIkEyGuY for sure, but don't be so hard on yourself. Shit like that only occurs to you once in a life time.

Well I didn't want to eclipse the brilliance of my first time around, so better to come back with something more neutral, right?

And for the record....doing the alternate capitalization thing can't queer it up any more than what it was.

KillDevilHill wrote:The fiendster sounds like a screen name a mincing boy hungry pedophile would have on a youth catholic website

It ain't that bad... just sounds like he was named by that third rate comic doing his 'copy machine guy' bit on SNL.

Mikky_Five wrote:

KillDevilHill wrote:The fiendster sounds like a screen name a mincing boy hungry pedophile would have on a youth catholic website

It ain't that bad... just sounds like he was named by that third rate comic doing his 'copy machine guy' bit on SNL.

Well, I was named by a third-rate comic. Well, perhaps 'third-rate' is a bit much... who's heard of me outside of this board? And who actually finds me funny on here? Like four people.

OK, so I'm an embarrassingly bad comic. I was named by an embarrassingly bad comic. I still like the name.

TriumphTheInsultComicDog wrote:

SebastianLeeDanzig wrote:

TriumphTheInsultComicDog wrote:Any motherfucker dumb enough to think choosing their Sludge nymph based around a fleeting character who may become an all but passing fad of television yesteryear should she shot in the cock and bal.....umm. Nevermind.

Granted, it's no SpIkEyGuY for sure, but don't be so hard on yourself. Shit like that only occurs to you once in a life time.

Well I didn't want to eclipse the brilliance of my first time around, so better to come back with something more neutral, right?

And for the record....doing the alternate capitalization thing can't queer it up any more than what it was.

As long as you know