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You've always been an annoying cunt, but lately, you seem hellbent on reaching a Ghey Man/ItWalks/VNP/etc. level of douchiness.

The all-caps typing style has to go. It's not threatening because you're not threatening. You're a fat, 23-year-old virgin. I'm more afraid of Matthew Shepard than I am of you.

You are one of the biggest thread killers this board has to offer and I hate you more and more when you post stupid threats like, "I'LL SLIT YOUR THROAT AND BEAT YOUR FACE IN WITH A BRICK!" I don't believe you could lift a brick. That would involve physical activity, of which you are incapable.

So, take your McMoney to the local titty bar. Put it down the whore's g-string, so she can pay her way through cosmetology school. We all know that you'll just wind up at home, with your hand, a bottle of baby oil and the latest issue of "Revolver" as your only company.

SHUT THE FUCK UP PILL OR ELSE I WILL RIP YOUR FUCKING HEAD OFF AND SHIT DOWN YOUR GODDAMN THROAT!!!!!!

Ahhhhh. I have two hate threads now. That makes me happy.

I get it I will calm down.

Punk wrote:I've been tired of his "trying to act like a satyriatic woman-magnet" bullshit for...ohhh...forever. It's not even funny in a point-and-laugh kind of way anymore. It's embarrassing.

Totally, totally. Couldn't agree with you more. Hit the nail - pow! - on the head.

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:ozzy, as long as I like you, you're golden. Fuck these jagoffs.

Good to know. Thank you.

It's a trap Ozzy.

Don't trust her unless she's willing to do whatever it takes for you to lose your virginity.

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:I'll get sara so god damn high, she'll be begging ozzy to fuck her ass.

"Fucking Classy" is right.

Niceeeeeee

Skate4RnR wrote: "Fucking Classy" is right.

Game knows game.

Weed doesn't make me go after anything of Ozzy's except his Funyuns.

You sound like a man.

That ass is mine woman!

ozzyrulz777 wrote:That ass is mine woman!

Please, sara would be fucking your titties.

You sound like a man.

Quit sucking up to me.

Seriously though, I got some new shit that will make you want to give up your ass to ozzyrulz, sara. Fuck that Pineapple Express shit - this is some Nina Hartley Thunderfuck G5.

I promise I won't go ass to mouth Sara.

Stoner, I'll buy some from you as long as you roll it up for me. I have to let the air out of ozzy's Vespa tires first, though. Maybe the butt rape thing was just a joke, but I don't take chances like that.

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:I'll get sara so god damn high, she'll be begging ozzy to fuck her ass.

I don't think there's enough weed for that.

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:ozzy, as long as I like you, you're golden. Fuck these jagoffs.

Yannick can stick up for himself.

EDITED TO ADD: Yannick, why did you send me a PM that had its content deleted by the time I went to open it? What's up, Yannick? You can say it here in front of all these good people.

Ozzy - I know people here give you shit about being stupid, and for awhile, I thought perhaps they were just being harsh.

I'm mature, and I can admit when I'm wrong. I was wrong.

Dude, let me remove a few syllables from words and try to explain that whole "Motley Crew" thing to you.

It is not real. The person making the posts is not real. Their purpose is to get the goat of idiots (I dunno - maybe they're having a big Mexican barbeque or something), AS WELL AS GENERATE HITS FOR THEIR STUPID ASS MY SPACE PAGE.

Believe it or not, there are people on Sludge who haven't clicked the My Space link or know it's a "work." But everytime you throw one of your baby fits, and bump the thread up to the top, you just help this idiot accomplish his goals.

He loves you, and you're his puppet. Hope you'll consider this the next time you're tempted to respond to a Motley Crew thread.

Idiot.

Mitzi Dupree wrote:Ozzy - I know people here give you shit about being stupid, and for awhile, I thought perhaps they were just being harsh.

I'm mature, and I can admit when I'm wrong. I was wrong.

Dude, let me remove a few syllables from words and try to explain that whole "Motley Crew" thing to you.

It is not real. The person making the posts is not real. Their purpose is to get the goat of idiots (I dunno - maybe they're having a big Mexican barbeque or something), AS WELL AS GENERATE HITS FOR THEIR STUPID ASS MY SPACE PAGE.

Believe it or not, there are people on Sludge who haven't clicked the My Space link or know it's a "work." But everytime you throw one of your baby fits, and bump the thread up to the top, you just help this idiot accomplish his goals.

He loves you, and you're his puppet. Hope you'll consider this the next time you're tempted to respond to a Motley Crew thread.

Idiot.

I know it is not real. I just really really really hate spam.

I am done with fucking with it now. Fuck it. It is getting boring.