poizond13 wrote: a water bottle is actually more dangerous than a stick.

It's actually more dangerous because that water bottle holds 20 ounces of water, which you could drown on.
Or if the plastic bottle hits you in the head, it could make skin lesions twice as bad as getting stabbed with a knife.
That seriously is the best thing I've heard in a long ass time.
Keep 'em comin', Poizond.