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I can't say I was terribly shocked when I read this.

Itwalksamongus wrote:My mother and father were - and still are - first cousins. You have to understand that this was small town Indiana back in the 50's. It was not so uncommon then.

Its really only a problem when its siblings. I turned out - fine.

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Is his mom's name Myra Gale, and was she 13 years old when she wed his father?

ralphwiggumsdealer wrote:Is his mom's name Myra Gale, and was she 13 years old when she wed his father?

No, his last name's Miller.

Bump.

Shouldn't he be teaching at Banjo Institute?

WhiteHouseSubsAC wrote:Shouldn't he be teaching at Banjo Institute?

He's got the teeth for it.

That - certainly - explains a - lot.

My favorite part of that is not the inbred admission, but that he felt the need to point out his parents STILL ARE first cousins. Must be - the - inbreeding.

Itjogsamongus wrote:Sorry dude for my insensitivity. Don't think I don't pay for this shit.

How's this: "When my cock is your sister's daughter, mama, its feels like a silo filled with corn seed".

Can you believe this fucking Hoosier portraying the god damn 1950's mid-west like some immediate post-eden pre-Noah's Arc "there's not enough bitches to fuck out there so grab your sister" bullshit?

Fuck me. You see a god damn Edsel driving down the street, you know not to fuck the bitches at the family reunion.

BTW: Rick Allen's arm is cracking me the fuck up. I never would have thought the mileage you could get out of a non-fatality.

Do not, I repeat, DO NOT use the term Hoosier in reference to tutankhamun. You know damn good and well that mummy predates anything in this country.

It's a cultural stigma here for all the right reasons but it's really common isn some areas of the world.

European aristocratic families, including many of the royals, have historically encouraged inbreeding to keep the blood lines pure. It still goes on at the aristocratic level in many european countries.

I know this family in Germany through biz that look all fucked up with these huge craniums...my buddy visited them and he says the whole town kinda looks fucked up and weird in all the same way. Of course, they're brilliant people and tremendously successful. But yeah dude married his first cousin.

We found this out one day when we were in a convention booth and making fun of southern hillbilly cousin fuckers and we got the whole...""shhhh....genius german dude hanging out 3 steps away married his cousin".

Sixdgritt wrote:Isn't it illegal for first cousins to marry? This is just messed up.

Why would you think my parents are cousins? If you bother to click on the link our drunk hick provided you'll see I never posted in that thread. Booze Boy simply made up that quote. The fact that a few of you fell for it is unsurprising.

Nice going.

sikkbones wrote:personally i think over 75% of the posters here are inbred rednecks but then agian thats just me,.

That would be just the ones from the South, bro.

Jesus jew'tard were you ass raped by your cousin or something? Or was it the german part that set you off?

Kiss Crue wrote:It's a cultural stigma here for all the right reasons but it's really common isn some areas of the world.

Itwalksamongus wrote:

Sixdgritt wrote:Isn't it illegal for first cousins to marry? This is just messed up.

Why would you think my parents are cousins? If you bother to click on the link our drunk hick provided you'll see I never posted in that thread. Booze Boy simply made up that quote. The fact that a few of you fell for it is unsurprising.

Nice going.

Do you think I give a fuck if he made it up? It's funny stuff. I find it funny that you found my one tiny post as the one you single out. You must really like me!!! Next time you're in the states we can meet up for a Coke and smile. YEAHHHHHHHH!!!!

And I believe deathcurse is a former drunk. So get it right next time. Maybe the bandages are wrapped too tight. I dunno. Just a theory.

Sixdgritt wrote:

Itwalksamongus wrote:

Sixdgritt wrote:Isn't it illegal for first cousins to marry? This is just messed up.

Why would you think my parents are cousins? If you bother to click on the link our drunk hick provided you'll see I never posted in that thread. Booze Boy simply made up that quote. The fact that a few of you fell for it is unsurprising.

Nice going.

Do you think I'm stupid?

Yes. Yes I do.

Itwalksamongus wrote:
Yes. Yes I do.

Seriously, the altering quotes thing is pitiful when you do it. Face it, you just aren't funny.

Sixdgritt wrote:

Itwalksamongus wrote:
Yes. Yes I do.

Seriously, I need a man. Now.

Itwalksamongus wrote:

Sixdgritt wrote:

Itwalksamongus wrote:
Yes. Yes I do.

Seriously, I need a man. Now.

You are such a failure. You've been doomed to failure your whole life. Hell, your father is your second cousin, you're a nothing in the music business. You're just a failure. And don't try to throw the whole, "If I'm such a failure, then how am I pulling in money teaching in Japan?" card on the table. I'll tell you right now why you are able to find work in Japan and not the States. The Japanese have no fucking taste! Hell, Mr Big and Firehouse can fill arenas there! That proves all you need to know about the Japanese and their blind stupidity when it comes to spotting music talent. So you go on teaching at your little school there Mummy. Do us all a favor and take a step in front of the bullet train.

Sixdgritt wrote: Seriously, I need a man. Now.

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Sixdgritt wrote:Hell, Mr Big and Firehouse can fill arenas there! [/color]

Not true. Nice try. Idiot.

The Mummy edited his quote which he's been known to do.

So The Mummy, are you like your own uncle? How does that work?

Sixdgritt wrote:The thing that cracks me up the most about you is that you've been kicked out of here for doing stupid stuff, you come back with your tail between your legs, you shun negative agendas, and then you just go right back to being a grade A dickwad again. It's almost like you can't help yourself.

It's true and it's the weirdest shit. He occasionally gets what we booze boys refer to as moments of clarity - he realizes that he's a psycho douche and he claims that those days are past him. Then a week or two later he's back to following people around and jacking threads with his editing quotes routine.

The last time he denounced his mummy boardstyle was when he claimed his life was going really well and he simply didn't think being a troll was time well spent. Just a couple weeks later, he was back to his old mummy self again. So I guess that big life change didn't pan out, eh?

The guy is creepy as shit. If you decide you're going to ignore him, he freaks out and starts sending you messages on MySpace, calling you a pussy. Who the fuck does that? And more importantly, what guy in his mid-50's does that?

I guess it's not that weird. Inbred people tend to have mental abnormalities and it's not uncommon for a retarded person to have obsessive-compulsive routines that they're locked into. They don't understand that if you change something in their day to day life, the world won't fall apart. It's not impossible that The Mummy's mental handicap has made him believe that if he doesn't vomit hyphens all over the boards 75 times a day, something bad will happen. Perhaps he thinks his mom/second cousin will die if he doesn't stalk and harass people.

We have to be understanding. The Mummy comes from a different culture and has a different way of thinking.

deathcurse wrote:
We have to be understanding. The Mummy comes from a different culture and has a different way of thinking.

And what culture would that be? Ancient Egypt? Mesopotamia?

Sixdgritt wrote:I like men.

Sixdgritt wrote:

deathcurse wrote:
We have to be understanding. The Mummy comes from a different culture and has a different way of thinking.

And what culture would that be? Ancient Egypt? Mesopotamia?

I don't know. Does Egypt have a backwoods?

deathcurse wrote:I guess it's not that weird. Inbred people

Which would have nothing to do with me. Did you think making up that quote was going to work?

Here - let me speak to you at your level -

*starts downing cheap hooch*