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Scaryhead must die.

Because of this self-consciously cryptic sonofawhore my name, MY GOOD NAME ON THIS BOARD, is now in the Sludge search engine along with the word "clam" the name "Vcalfina". Being associated with either one of these in the search engine is bad enough, but now I'm in there with BOTH.

And adding insult to injury he dragged Clive into it. Not that I'd expect him to pass up a chance to reflect on Clive's excellence, but not in a thread with my name, clam and Vcalfina in it goddammit.

Thus the title of this thread will put Scaryhead's name in the search engine with the word "jackhole" and the name "Royal Dudeness".

SO LET IT BE POSTED, SO LET IT BE DONE. VENGEANCE IS MINE.

Heads are gonna roll.

Scaryhead is THE FAG.

Scaryhead wrote:You Don't Have To Be Old To Be Wise

THERE YOU ARE YOU PRICK!!!!

HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE POLLUTED IN THE SEARCH ENGINE? DO YOU FEEL SULLIED AND DIRTY?

All kidding aside I think VCal has Asperger's syndrome. Her demeanor on these boards is very Aspergersy.

Since Clive was mentioned in your initial post, I just thought I'd point out that I saw a spot for "Duplicity" on tv last night - what's up with that voice of his?! Does he do the voices for Peanuts' character's parents?

Wuh wuhwuh...wuhwuhwuh.

Anyhoo, I asked my wife "Why do women think Clive Owen is so dreamy?" and hoo boy, she apparently doesn't find him all that sexy. Then again, she wants to make men out of the Jonas Brothers, so there you go. But I digress....

That lead Jonas brother is growing up pear-shaped. It's a tragic condition.

And Clive's voice is THE FUCKING SEX. Case in point:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xCVkL8YRpA

Listen to the motherfucker cuss. It's like a goddam symphony.

chickenona wrote:All kidding aside I think VCal has Asperger's syndrome. Her demeanor on these boards is very Aspergersy.

That reminded me of this, for some reason:



That shit rocked.

Mountain Dew isn't good enough for you, Punk? No woman can ever satisfy your picky ass.

Chicke, I told you to leave Scary alone. You know he's prettier than Clive.

I can't believe you silly bitches are takin' up for this fancy-talking prick just because he's hot. If it was your name in the search engine next to Tigfucker's you wouldn't be so easily swayed by a pretty face.

Punk wrote:Can you imagine if a motherfuckin bitch could squirt beer out of her chesticles???

Yeah but what would it be like? I bet it'd be a dark foamy ale, coming out in the warm body temperature...mmm.

Skate4RnR wrote:

Punk wrote:Can you imagine if a motherfuckin bitch could squirt beer out of her chesticles???

Yeah but what would it be like? I bet it'd be a dark foamy ale, coming out in the warm body temperature...mmm.

For you, I would lactate PBR.

Oh damn! Body warm PBR is the best!

chickenona wrote:I can't believe you silly bitches are takin' up for this fancy-talking prick just because he's hot. If it was your name in the search engine next to Tigfucker's you wouldn't be so easily swayed by a pretty face.

As a pimp of prodigious proportions in the fine art of persiflage, my pomposity prevents me in no way from pandering to your perspicacious prose but rather perceives it's prudent, if not profuse, passion.

Ah....were it not for the face of a walnut, there but for my prickish ways go Clive.

That was Clifftastic.

Scaryhead wrote:Not until you can squirt Mountain Dew out of your titties.

Code Red from the left one, Original from the right.

Scaryhead wrote:

chickenona wrote:I can't believe you silly bitches are takin' up for this fancy-talking prick just because he's hot. If it was your name in the search engine next to Tigfucker's you wouldn't be so easily swayed by a pretty face.

As a pimp of prodigious proportions in the fine art of persiflage, my pomposity prevents me in no way from pandering to your perspicacious prose but rather perceives it's prudent, if not profuse, passion.

Ah....were it not for the face of a walnut, there but for my prickish ways go Clive.

While I'm sure this egregious display of thesaurus abuse has sara rubbing up against the furniture, the fact remains that you have besmirched my name and insulted Clive and I GIVE YOU NO QUARTER, SIR! WELCOME TO ETERNAL SEARCH ENGINE DEFILEMENT!

chickenona wrote:While I'm sure this egregious display of thesaurus abuse....

I received volumes P through U today.

And yes that's a subliminal reference to your withered bivalve mollusk.

My fucking bivalve mollusk is gone, goddammit. I hocked my aquarium for dope.

Punk wrote:Mountain Dew is high is both calories and caffeine...it's not good for you.

So I guess Drunk Kennedy ain't down with the tit_Dew.

I don't think I care for your tone, sir.

And of course you think he's brilliant. Your name isn't in the search engine next to Vcal's.