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And not even a good one at that.

It's like he's set up to suck at everything he does. Lying, playing bass, speaking Japanese, brushing his teeth, etc.

Too bad he can't make a living out of spell checking.

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:Mummy, nobody here buys that those two things are even remotely the same, no matter how many times you try to spin this into being about me instead of the fact that you just got busted sucking ass and lying about it. The fact that you would even attempt to compare an online persona to being flat out busted lying about real life activities speaks to just how desperately fucking clueless you are when it comes to Sludge. Not that the past 4+ years of your douchebaggery weren't enough cement that in people's minds, but this shit is the mummified frosting on the Summer's Eve cake.

Itwalksamongus wrote:

Grendel wrote:You did. Said that the powers that be at MI were pissed when they found out how you conduct yourself online.

I never did that, and I never said that.

Come back when you're done lying.

"Come back when you're done lying".

Hmmmm - that was pretty good, sweetheart. But the real you seems to be seeping through a bit. Aunt Flow in town? Here - try a couple of these zinger to perpetuate the act -

"You're so old the last girl you tried to have sex with accused you of trying to fake your own death."

Oh how about this doozy -

"Did you lose a bet the day the Wright Bros. flew?"

Dig deep - really let me have it. Make people think you're mean.

Stop_I'mAlreadyDead wrote:acoustomed

Why the fuck would I take pointers from you on how to insult you when you can't even properly insult me? That shit's like taking advice about lying from, well...you.

I did, however, get you a lovely parting gift:

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:Why the fuck would I take pointers from you on how to insult you when you can't even properly insult me? That shit's like taking advice about lying from, well...you.

I did, however, get you a lovely parting gift:

Better.

The problem, though, is you've already taken the read hat and beard off.

You don't get to put it back on now and expect me to think you're Santa.

Come on, my sweet - crank up the hate!

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:I don't hate you, I pity you.

Hmmmm - do you ever proofread your stuff, sweetheart? This is rather... benign, don't you think? Maybe you could beef it up a little posting reasons WHY you pity me. You know the usual litany everyone defaults to - I'm old, I live in Japan. I pulled a fun on my father... you know, that stuff.

Demand your very best!

Holy fucking Anubis god of the mummies, Timmy is invulnerable now.

He must have smoked some pcp thinking it was freebase, he's all "gimme your best shot".

After having his ass handed to him so often, including in this thread, he returns invigorated. It seems like flames and insults can no longer hurt him.

I mean, the paternalizing way he keeps calling stoner "sweetheat" and inherent assumption of superiority...Who can compete with that?

I don't know about you fellas but I'm getting the fuck out before he unleashes the fucking spell checking fury.

Itwalksamongus wrote:I pulled a fun on my father

Itwalksamongus wrote:

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:Why the fuck would I take pointers from you on how to insult you when you can't even properly insult me? That shit's like taking advice about lying from, well...you.

I did, however, get you a lovely parting gift:

Better.

The problem, though, is you've already taken the read hat and beard off.

You don't get to put it back on now and expect me to think you're Santa.

Come on, my sweet - crank up the hate!

read hat?

wickedsensation wrote:

Itwalksamongus wrote:

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:Why the fuck would I take pointers from you on how to insult you when you can't even properly insult me? That shit's like taking advice about lying from, well...you.

I did, however, get you a lovely parting gift:

Better.

The problem, though, is you've already taken the read hat and beard off.

You don't get to put it back on now and expect me to think you're Santa.

Come on, my sweet - crank up the hate!

read hat?

That, and

Itwalksamongus wrote:

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:I don't hate you, I pity you.

Hmmmm - do you ever proofread your stuff, sweetheart?


I pulled a fun on my father... you know, that stuff.

You pulled a fun on your father?!

Huh?

Tim Miller is like a Metal Sludge version of Tina, and each and every one of us get to play Ike.

And the best thing is, Tina keeps coming back for more. Ike ain't never bored.

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:Itsrollinontheriver

Hahah, perfect.

Reasons to pity The Mummy?

Well, The Mummy, you're a very stupid person. And the worst (best?) kind of stupid person too - a stupid person who thinks he's really bright. Even on the subject of music, your career, you have basically no idea what the hell you're talking about. When you venture off into other areas, forget about it. It's like Omaha Beach.

You're also a really creepy dude. There is nothing more vomit inducing than reading a post where you just say the WORD "sex." Seeing you opine on the subject of sex is like finding your grandma's vibrator - it's enough to put you off for a good year.

You lie constantly. The one on this thread is the one where you got royally owned but let's not forget you trying to impress people with fictional heroin and Beatles stories.

The worst part of you is that you've been at this whole internet thing a long time and you've not only not improved your game, you've gotten worse. You used to be a somewhat tolerated poster around here but now every time you post, you can just feel the entire memberlist groaning.

And for fuck's sake, your shameless begging and groveling! Oh man, you're pathetic when you put a quarter in that jukebox. The constant turning over of new leaves, the shun letters of yore - it's fucking sad.

Notice how I haven't mentioned age, Japan, or you pulling a fun on your father?

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:How exactly did Itfibs pull a fun on his father - did he dress up like a clown and jerk off in front of him or some shit?

I think it's some Japanese slang. Like you go to some ladyboy parlor and the sign outside says "Pull a fun! Sunshine baseball!"

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:How exactly did Itfibs pull a fun on his father - did he dress up like a clown and jerk off in front of him or some shit?

Did one of the kids have a birthday or do something cute recently? This a really light. I mean, a typo?

You've done better.

Careful now - keep this up and the facade fades.

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:God, you're so desperate for my attention, you'll start bringing my kids into it.

*flick*

Better.

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:*flick*

Man, he always goes kamikaze when you own the shit out of him. How do you do it?

deathcurse wrote:

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:*flick*

Man, he always goes kamikaze when you own the shit out of him. How do you do it?

Bro - how does one get owned by an act?

Besides, you're a drunk, a hick, and a liar.

As such, your opinion hardly matters.

deathcurse wrote:

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:*flick*

Man, he always goes kamikaze when you own the shit out of him. How do you do it?

Dude, this shit has been spreadsclitsamongus v2.0 from the minute he said "Aaaaand someone else falls for it" - of course it was going to go down this path. Abe called you a pedo and now Mummy is going to start trying to bait me with my kids.

Monkey see, Mummy do.

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:

deathcurse wrote:

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:*flick*

Man, he always goes kamikaze when you own the shit out of him. How do you do it?

Dude, this shit has been spreadsclitsamongus v2.0 from the minute he said "Aaaaand someone else falls for it" - of course it was going to go down this path. Abe called you a pedo and now Mummy is going to start trying to bait me with my kids.

Monkey see, Mummy do.

Now THIS is a perfect performance of "THE ACT". If someone didn't know you, they'd think you were really like this.

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:

mullet_head wrote:For the love of Anubis, for centuries to come, bards shall sing about this monumental ownage, along with the Panama bass line.

Owned

HAHAHAHA!

PWNAMA? What - part of the act is being 12?



I'll never quite get why people think digging this stuff up and posting it is supposed to do....well, anything. Unless of course in this case part of the act is to be really stupid. This pic represents a great time in my life. The band I was in when this was taken was playing all over the Strip - inluding sold-out Saturday nights at The Whisky. We went to the Rainbow every weekend - I was thriving at work in Hollywood - living in Studio City. I was on top of the fucking world. So, yeah - I love this pic. Thanks for posting it!

Itwalksamongus wrote: I was on top of the fucking world.

mullet_head wrote:

Itwalksamongus wrote: I was on top of the fucking world.

Dude - you're some dope on the internet. Why would the fact that you've learned how to click on a smiley face mean anything to me?

Funny stuff.

Itwalksamongus wrote:

Thanks for proving my point.