Metal Sludge Gossip Board

Anybody else want the honor of sticking this in him?

Thing is, I saw this coming. You didn't show any sympathy when I thought I might have Conficker. Conficker!

But it's cool. 'Cause I can always sit back and chill, post on the "What song are you listening to?" thread. The drama's more your scene. You need it. Everyone reading this, consider: One day, it'll be you on the receiving end. Bitch is worse than Conficker. All the Microsoft patches and anti-malware programs ain't about to save your ass.

Real talk.

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:I think the lowercase "f" really suits him.

And by "really suits him" I mean "makes him looks stupid as shit".

Oh, see, I don't stare at my username with great pride on a constant basis (I like to draw pride from, I don't know, making rad posts), so thanks for reminding me! Now I'll know to login with a lowercase "f" next time.

I know I'm supposed to say that I'm laughing my ass off at all this.

So here you are, folks:

I'm laughing my ass off at this message-board shit right about now. Nice little cheer-up to take my mind off the exam-period stress.

I'm also supposed to say I'm going to bed before making several more posts, so:

Goodnight, Sludge.

.dot. wrote:It's interesting that you chose an image hosted by an institution located in the city the only canadian poster worth a shit that sludge ever had, blairsurfinvasion, lived in. Now I'm bummed.

RIP, Blair. That's real talk right there. Nuff respect, rude bwoy!

On a less serious note, Stoner. That's it, just Stoner.

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:Go to bed already.

I can't. Reviewing Russian grammar and waiting to see what your next gimmick'll be.

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:Fuck off. I'm going to find .dot.

*flick*

This (the quoted) post is like a Mick Jagger song.

I'm not sure how this one's supposed to work, but I'm sure the post could've benefited from Keith Richards's input. Also, Mick has a song called "Throwaway".

To those who don't know:

I didn't request for my name to be changed. Stoner did.

I must've done something really outrageous, right? Nope. Bitch just felt like flexing an e-muscle after I made one too many risque jokes (they're funny until they're directed at her, don't you know?).

It's some serious shit, folks.

Of course, the fact that a quote of mine was in her sig for a decent amount of time up to this pathetic "flex" is something to consider as well...

The Hamster likes The Fiendster.

Ham Stroker's Ejacula wrote:The Hamster likes The Fiendster.

And The Fiendster likes hamsters. Or so I've heard.

Stoner requested that your username be changed and you didn't want to change it and then the mod changed it anyway and then you couldn't log in until you figured it out?

That's unconstitutional. Unless you're Canadian. Then I guess it's ok.

S (I never know what the fuck is going on around here)

I think it's some sort of bizarre mating ritual.

Oh, it's a fork. I thought he'd pissed off Wolverine.

saracapri wrote:I think it's some sort of bizarre mating ritual.

I don't find it "bizarre" at all with these two. They've been hot for each other for a looooooong time. It's just their way.

I dont get it. I thought Murrayfiend and Stoner were pals! What set this hatred in motion?

SebastianLeeDanzig wrote:So, this gay-ass "fight" is actually for real? And it's over hurt feelings and a user name? Good god, I hoped I was missing some sort of joke here. Anyway, you hate each other now? Can we choose sides already?

Oh, it's very real and very pointless. I wish I could put in the effort and have a 'meltdown' for everyone's enjoyment, I really do. Looks like it's going to have to be Stoner rambling on about how 'broken' I am while most people ignore the situation and some ask the same questions you have.

Oh, and The Hamster rules.

Murrayfiend wrote:

SebastianLeeDanzig wrote:So, this gay-ass "fight" is actually for real? And it's over hurt feelings and a user name? Good god, I hoped I was missing some sort of joke here. Anyway, you hate each other now? Can we choose sides already?

Oh, it's very real and very pointless. I wish I could put in the effort and have a 'meltdown' for everyone's enjoyment, I really do. Looks like it's going to have to be Stoner rambling on about how 'broken' I am while most people ignore the situation and some ask the same questions you have.

Oh, and The Hamster rules.

If I say I like the "Murrayfiend" nym more than I liked "the Fiendster" does that mean that I chose a side?

He just doesn't seem like enough of a manic poster to meltdown or get the 2T treatment. I await an outcome, but not feverishly.

Iron Duck wrote:He just doesn't seem like enough of a manic poster to meltdown or get the 2T treatment. I await an outcome, but not feverishly.

Just you wait. Stoner's got the inside scoop and shit. I'll run away with my tail between my legs before you can say "Canadian wigger".

Murrayfiend wrote:

Iron Duck wrote:He just doesn't seem like enough of a manic poster to meltdown or get the 2T treatment. I await an outcome, but not feverishly.

Just you wait. Stoner's got the inside scoop and shit. I'll run away with my tail between my legs before you can say "Canadian wigger".

Leev ma peeps outta dis, dawg!