crouchingstonerhiddenbong

[CrouchingStonerHiddenBong]

Wow - nothing gets past you.

Well, nothing but Diver Down's track listing, that is.

[CrouchingStonerHiddenBong]

If it was always around, why the fuck didn't you know what's on it?

You don't know shit about Van Halen, that's why.

[CrouchingStonerHiddenBong]

Oh please, it was a million years ago when your dad first saw your mom sucking pig dick on film, but you don't see anybody here forgetting about it.

Was this song the first nail in the coffin of VanHalen or what?

Dancing In The Streets

Wasn't that Jagger/Bowie?

Stupid little bitch.

[Skate4RnR]

SlouchingBonerSliddenDong is a CUNT! She has red ants crawling down her thighs from her putrid hippie cunt.

[CrouchingStonerHiddenBong]

Those are FIRE ANTS, dick.

[Skate4RnR]

Those are FIRE ANTS, dick.

Them shits burn. I know.

[CrouchingStonerHiddenBong]

Don't blame that shit on me - that's that shit you caught from sara making your dick feel like a bratt about to split open on a grill.

[CrouchingStonerHiddenBong]

nobodies fault

You're stupid on purpose, aren't you? There's no way in fuck that anyone comes across this fucking mentally deficient without actually putting effort into it.

"nobodies fault".



Fucking retard.

[Skate4RnR]

That was a great Aerosmith song but they spelled it wrong obviously.

[CrouchingStonerHiddenBong]

"Nobody's Fault" = Aerosmith
"Nobody's Fault But Mine" = Led Zeppelin

Two different songs recorded by two different artists.

"Dancin' In The Street" = Martha & The Vandellas, covered by many artists, including Van Halen on Diver Down in 1982, and Bowie/Jagger in 1985.

Same song recorded by two different artists.


ozzvandio = FUCKING FAILURE

[CrouchingStonerHiddenBong]

Sure, 'tard. Just like you started this thread to show everyone here what an idiot you are, right?

Right.

[CrouchingStonerHiddenBong]

Allow me to play Mongoloid's Advocate here for a moment, 'tard. What purpose exactly would misspelling the word "Nobody's" serve in a discussion about how fucking stupid you are?

[Iron Duck]

He's trying to drag Itwalks into this. Oh the orthography!

[ralphwiggumsdealer]

No question that this ozzvandio character looks dumber than a huckleberry with this Dancing in the Streets nonsense. However, given that he managed to navigate to this corner of sludge to start a hater's thread leads me to assume that, dumb as he appears, he is probably still smarter than 75% of the mouth-breathers fogging this place up.

I therefore, at this time, will deny him any hatred; instead, I will save my loathing for those homos that are starting (and posting in agreeance with) the Rick Springfield/ Human League appreciation threads. Oh, and I'm reserving some hate for that Tommy2tone fuck-up who insists on coming across as an ignorant, yet opinionated, cunt everytime he makes a post.

*sorry if I'm threadjacking*

[Scaryhead]

Why does anyone with ozzy in their nym seem to have the brain wave pattern of a small drowned child.

ozzyvandio needs to change his shit to ozzyvandenniswilson or ozzyvanbrianjones, purchase a copy of Diver Drown, and stay the fuck out of the deep end.

[Scaryhead]

You're right...

It's not like your above average intelligence would ever let flow some shit like a combination of Oz Fox, Adrian Vandenberg, and Tony Iommi.

[CrouchingStonerHiddenBong]

What's up, slicer?

I therefore, at this time, will deny him any hatred; instead, I will save my loathing for those homos that are starting (and posting in agreeance with) the Rick Springfield/ Human League appreciation threads. Oh, and I'm reserving some hate for that Tommy2tone fuck-up who insists on coming across as an ignorant, yet opinionated, cunt everytime he makes a post.

*sorry if I'm threadjacking*

Fuck you then.

[ralphwiggumsdealer]

Fuck you then.

Only if it was prom, and the band was covering Simple Minds.

I'd also like to add another short threadjack about how I'm fixing to give a double-barrel-full-of-rock-salt enema to the next spurt-stain that types out a phrase like "roll with the big dogs".

[CrouchingStonerHiddenBong]

Whatever, slicer apologist.

[deathcurse]

roll with the big dogs

Excellent choice of words.

[Pill]

ozzvandio has the flow of a single name not one of those retarded combonyms.

Unless your name is Jigga or LL, don't be talking about your "flow."

[CrouchingStonerHiddenBong]

Unless it's your menstrual flow.

[ozzyrulz777]

Why does anyone with ozzy in their nym seem to have the brain wave pattern of a small drowned child.

ozzyvandio needs to change his shit to ozzyvandenniswilson or ozzyvanbrianjones, purchase a copy of Diver Drown, and stay the fuck out of the deep end.

Hey do not lump me in with those assholes

[Iron Duck]

Why does anyone with ozzy in their nym seem to have the brain wave pattern of a small drowned child.

ozzyvandio needs to change his shit to ozzyvandenniswilson or ozzyvanbrianjones, purchase a copy of Diver Drown, and stay the fuck out of the deep end.

Hey do not lump me in with those assholes

I'm sure they'd place you gently if they had the strength.

[Blind Lemon Pledge]

She might (???) be a bitch, but she is hilarious!

(???) ?

[Blind Lemon Pledge]

Log out?

[Blind Lemon Pledge]

You people?

[Mikky_Five]

Log out?

That's what Dad says when he poops.

[exitflagger]

Log out?

That's what Dad says when he poops.

I'll bet Stoner feels quite owned LAMF by the fearsome comeuppance this thread hath wrought. Nothing says [/flame failure] like devolving into poop talk. Of course it was already headed that direction when ozzy used "lump" and "asshole" in the same sentence.

[CrouchingStonerHiddenBong]

It's true - I'm crying all over my turds.