uptheass

Mikky_Five · Post by **Mikky_Five** » Thu May 21, 2009 1:12 pm

How is it that you and him/her came back around the same time?

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong · Thu May 21, 2009 1:49 pm

What's the deal with uptheass' unbannination?

uptheass · Post by **uptheass** » Thu May 21, 2009 7:15 pm

good to see i still have my fans who save my pictures like the pASSenger who wants to read about comic books and play wow

uptheass · Post by **uptheass** » Thu May 21, 2009 8:21 pm

the passenger wrote:Really? World of Warcraft jokes? That's it, you dumb fuck? I hope you have kids. You get to watch them die first.

i dont have kids but if i did i wouldnt be asking people on the internet what comic books i should read to them like you are doing when you watch them fail at life like you did come back when you have something

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uptheass · Post by **uptheass** » Thu May 21, 2009 8:43 pm

the passenger wrote:Is this all because I fucked your wife? Seriously, I was just curious to see what a fat girl felt like and she wanted to know what a dick looked like. It was for science. I can see how me wanting to improve my nephew's reading would upset you, as the most any of the men in your childhood ever did was give you enough Tylenol PM to ease the pain of getting fucked by your dad while they held you down, laughing. Not to mention the fact that they obviously did fuck all to help you with your reading level, you illiterate felch stain. Seriously, I hope trolling message boards helps you vent the frustrations that you have to deal with working at Wetzel's Pretzels.

Tell the Mrs. I say hi.

my wife is very pretty but your nephews unlce is still too stupid to pick out a comic book for him without help from the internet come back when you have something

owned

uptheass · Post by **uptheass** » Thu May 21, 2009 9:08 pm

the passenger wrote:How does one go about having this twat re-banned?

how does one go about finding a comic book to read that you can understand enough to read to your nephew and not look stupid you can never compete with an own miester like msyself why dont you come back when you have something

owned

Thebottomline · Post by **Thebottomline** » Thu May 21, 2009 9:57 pm

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:What's the deal with uptheass' unbannination?

Perhaps we will see Themetalchick, OVD, and RocknRev back soon.

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong · Fri May 22, 2009 3:55 am

the passenger wrote:I hope you have kids. You get to watch them die first.

Dude, don't.

SanityClause · Post by **SanityClause** » Fri May 22, 2009 5:47 am

Thebottomline wrote:
CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:What's the deal with uptheass' unbannination?

Perhaps we will see Themetalchick, OVD, and RocknRev back soon.

That would make for some entertainment.

Jester · Post by **Jester** » Fri May 22, 2009 7:07 am

gr8twhte · Post by **gr8twhte** » Fri May 22, 2009 11:36 am

uptheass wrote: you can never compete with an own miester like msyself

What the fuck was he trying to say?

uptheass · Post by **uptheass** » Fri May 22, 2009 2:19 pm

Itjogsamongus wrote:The Mississippi River doesn't have a mouth as big as this stupid motherfucker.

still obsessed with me and my mouth i see ive been here alot longer than you have and i can own you all day and night if you keep obsessing

uptheass · Post by **uptheass** » Fri May 22, 2009 3:02 pm

Itjogsamongus wrote:Anything you say, pussylips.

so you have nothing again i see you really suck at this

advantige uptheass

uptheass · Post by **uptheass** » Fri May 22, 2009 4:30 pm

so you can post a jpg like racist bane can also im not impressed come back when you have something

Bourbon Cowboy · Post by **Bourbon Cowboy** » Fri May 22, 2009 5:12 pm

Stop_I'mAlreadyDead wrote:

The liver lipped lame ass is back?

Man they must really be desperate for unfunny and unentertaining on here

panteraman319 · Post by **panteraman319** » Fri May 22, 2009 7:00 pm

Stop_I'mAlreadyDead wrote:

Bourbon Cowboy · Post by **Bourbon Cowboy** » Fri May 22, 2009 7:47 pm

He can't help that he's an overweight slob.

If he attempted to exercise by riding a bike it'd only take one good stiff wind and his lips would beat him to death.

Metal_Mistress · Post by **Metal_Mistress** » Sat May 23, 2009 3:48 am

I'm so glad there's a thread on this stupid, retarded, annoying piece of shit. Why in the hell did they un-ban him? He's certainly making up for lost time.

Upyourownass(andbackoutyouruglymonkeylips). Three things:

1. Shut the fuck up already.

2. Stop posting. Anywhere. Forever.

3. Shut the fuck up already.

Jester · Post by **Jester** » Sat May 23, 2009 9:56 am

uptheass wrote:so you can post a jpg like racist bane can also im not impressed come back when you have something

racist ? If that ain't the pot ....

Itwalksamongus · Post by **Itwalksamongus** » Sat May 23, 2009 4:11 pm

uptheass wrote:your nephews unlce is still too stupid

grishnak boss · Post by **grishnak boss** » Sun May 24, 2009 6:32 pm

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOUR SMALL FOREHEAD (MADE LARGER BY YOUR OBVIOUS LOSS OF HAIR), SMALL EYES, PROMINENT CHEEKS, BABOON LIPS AND OVERWEIGHT FACE?!?!?!

BWAHAHAHA!!!

YOU LOOK LIKE A CROMAGNON WHO'S 10 CHROMOSOMES SHORT

BWAHAHAHA!!!!

Thebottomline · Post by **Thebottomline** » Tue May 26, 2009 10:33 am

Did uptheass get banned again? I haven't seen any of his posts in a few days.

CliffByford · Post by **CliffByford** » Tue May 26, 2009 2:36 pm

You know when you were in kindergarten, and you played around with modelling clay? And you were trying to make an owl, or a lizard or whatever, but all you could conjure up was an indistinct blob of questionable structural integrity?

You just made uptheass.

uptheass · Post by **uptheass** » Tue May 26, 2009 4:47 pm

Thebottomline wrote:Did uptheass get banned again? I haven't seen any of his posts in a few days.

i was never banned i just have a life away from the internet you dummys should look into it as well instead of buying whores and playing world of warcraft and reading comic books

Mikky_Five · Post by **Mikky_Five** » Tue May 26, 2009 5:09 pm

..and what would be the point of waterboarding a fish?

Bourbon Cowboy · Post by **Bourbon Cowboy** » Tue May 26, 2009 7:55 pm

You have to forgive his absence, he took his wife to a very posh hotel for the holiday weekend and he got a little youthful rambunctiousness in him and he began jumping on their bed and unfortunately his lips stuck to the ceiling and they had to work 2 days to get him down.

Pretty Dead Boy · Post by **Pretty Dead Boy** » Tue May 26, 2009 9:41 pm

Bourbon Cowboy wrote:You have to forgive his absence, he took his wife to a very posh hotel for the holiday weekend and he got a little youthful rambunctiousness in him and he began jumping on their bed and unfortunately his lips stuck to the ceiling and they had to work 2 days to get him down.

Hope there wasn't an innocent ceiling fan involved.

killeverything · Post by **killeverything** » Tue May 26, 2009 11:27 pm

Pretty Dead Boy wrote:
Bourbon Cowboy wrote:You have to forgive his absence, he took his wife to a very posh hotel for the holiday weekend and he got a little youthful rambunctiousness in him and he began jumping on their bed and unfortunately his lips stuck to the ceiling and they had to work 2 days to get him down.
Hope there wasn't an innocent ceiling fan involved.

No ceiling fans are innocent.

upinsmoke · Post by **upinsmoke** » Wed May 27, 2009 6:40 am

That stream-of-thought typing style is as Avante-gard as a retarded lungfish at a party for lobotomized parrots.

uptheass · Post by **uptheass** » Wed May 27, 2009 10:28 am

Itjogsamongus wrote:
uptheass wrote:
Thebottomline wrote:Did uptheass get banned again? I haven't seen any of his posts in a few days.
i was never banned i just have a life away from the internet you dummys should look into it as well instead of buying whores and playing world of warcraft and reading comic books
I don't know anything about that world of warcraft and I haven't read a comic book since I was 12 years old.

but you are still to ugly to get a date on your own with having to pay for it if you would wash your hair and stop wearing hot topic shirts you might not have to pay a woman to marry you while she still fantasizes about baseball players who are more of a success than you will ever be

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