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Iggy's a loser that borrowed 80 bucks from some chick!

Deathcurse is a hopeless drunk!!

This is important shit.
Ok 1 2 3 go!

SexxAtraxxion wrote:


Is there anything wrong with being drunk? Don't you party? Aren't you young? Discuss that with us.

Best regards,
the Sexx

TheCrow wrote:Well maybe at least all the stupid ass slap fighting shit can be contained in one thread. How ridiculous is it to see Hungwell start thread after thread on Iggy? Then once in a while Iggy takes the piss out and starts a thread on him.

That was a pretty lame review of it...


(By the way your sig quote should be "Not a good day to be a bad guy, eh Skank?")

Luminiferous wrote:

TheCrow wrote:Well maybe at least all the stupid ass slap fighting shit can be contained in one thread. How ridiculous is it to see Hungwell start thread after thread on Iggy? Then once in a while Iggy takes the piss out and starts a thread on him.

That was a pretty lame review of it...


(By the way your sig quote should be "Not a good day to be a bad guy, eh Skank?")

The Almighty Originator of Concert Reviews could have done a lot better.

IDIAMINDADA wrote:HAHAH WE ARE BETTER THAN IGGY CAUSE WHEN WE FOLLOW HIM AROUND NON-STOP AND MAKE THE SAME THREE JOKES WE ARE SUPERIOR AND JUST FUNNING THE DUDE!!!! IT IN NO WAY RESEMBLES ANYTHING OTHER THAN THAT EITHER, AND IF YOU INSINUATE THAT IT DOES WE WILL BERATE YOU ON YOUR PHYSICAL APPEARANCE AND GIVE YOU RANKINGS IN A MADE UP MILITARY THAT WE AGREE IS REALLY AWESOME AND FUNNY.

Seriously, I love fucking with people till they eventually commit gory suicide on webcams as much as the next guy...but, for the love of all that is unholy....hire some outside writers...see if BRUCH VALLANCHE is around.

You just saved everyone 20+ pages.

IDIAMINDADA wrote:I'M ONE OF THE VERY FEW WHO CAN STOMACH MELTY AND SO I DON'T LIKE SEEING HIS E-LIFE CATCH UP WITH HIS REAL LIFE! INSTEAD OF JUST ADMITTING THAT AND BEING DONE WITH IT I'M GOING TO SCREAM 'NOT FUNNY' AND THEN ASK YOU TO HIRE WRITERS VS JUST REPEATING THE TRUTH".

And after both Hung and DC pointed out on seperate occasions that my patented "enter on page 10, and say 'Everyone sux but me, die already'", shtik would no longer be needed, I felt left out.

"We are forced to read everything all the meanies write!! And after reading HUNDREDS of pages of what we supposedly can't stand we will pipe up with the EXACT SAME 'I'm sooo over it, drek'. Somebody please click 'submit'....please?"



PS. Wrong Forum, idiots.



Hatas >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

[quote=...see if BRUCH VALLANCHE is around.[/quote]

Hungwell wrote:

IDIAMINDADA wrote:I'M ONE OF THE VERY FEW WHO CAN STOMACH MELTY AND SO I DON'T LIKE SEEING HIS E-LIFE CATCH UP WITH HIS REAL LIFE! INSTEAD OF JUST ADMITTING THAT AND BEING DONE WITH IT I'M GOING TO SCREAM 'NOT FUNNY' AND THEN ASK YOU TO HIRE WRITERS VS JUST REPEATING THE TRUTH".

And after both Hung and DC pointed out on seperate occasions that my patented "enter on page 10, and say 'Everyone sux but me, die already'", shtik would no longer be needed, I felt left out.

"We are forced to read everything all the meanies write!! And after reading HUNDREDS of pages of what we supposedly can't stand we will pipe up with the EXACT SAME 'I'm sooo over it, drek'. Somebody please click 'submit'....please?"



PS. Wrong Forum, idiots.



Hatas >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

It's not so much that we're not forced to read it, it's just that it makes the forum almost unreadable. There are interesting threads that are just totally ruined with ur, deathcurse's and iggys bullshit.

I don't mind ur parody threads because they can be funny and u know what u get when u click on them, but Jesus Christ man.

hollywood_bowler wrote:
It's not so much that we're not forced to read it, it's just that it makes the forum almost unreadable. There are interesting threads that are just totally ruined with ur, deathcurse's and iggys bullshit.

Hey can we cut out this logical thinking please?
We have to talk about Iggy and his phonecard.
This shit's important.

H Bowler wrote:It's not so much that we're not forced to read it, it's just that it makes the forum almost unreadable.

Did you even read what you just typed?

One or two threads make a FORUM "almost unreadable". 90% of those threads were started by Melty himself. So... the other 48 threads that don't interest you in the slightest somehow become hard to click on? C'mon Bowler. I expect this from the attention starved Tard Army who uses this nonsense as an excuse to cry for my attention, but you have no cause to act like a dope.

This is just the SAME people making the SAME complaints about the SAME type of thread for a year now.

Yet, none of you have missed a single post in ANY of them.




Dismissed.

Hungwell wrote:

H Bowler wrote:It's not so much that we're not forced to read it, it's just that it makes the forum almost unreadable.

Did you even read what you just typed?

One or two threads make a FORUM "almost unreadable". 90% of those threads were started by Melty himself. So... the other 48 threads that don't interest you in the slightest somehow become hard to click on? C'mon Bowler. I expect this from the attention starved Tard Army who uses this nonsense as an excuse to cry for my attention, but you have no cause to act like a dope.

This is just the SAME people making the SAME complaints about the SAME type of thread for a year now.

Yet, none of you have missed a single post in ANY of them.




Dismissed.

But is Deathcurse drinking at the moment?
And how is Iggy getting his cable??
We need to know this shit man!
Stop douching up this thread with useless details ok?

Hungwell wrote:

H Bowler wrote:It's not so much that we're not forced to read it, it's just that it makes the forum almost unreadable.

Did you even read what you just typed?

One or two threads make a FORUM "almost unreadable". 90% of those threads were started by Melty himself. So... the other 48 threads that don't interest you in the slightest somehow become hard to click on? C'mon Bowler. I expect this from the attention starved Tard Army who uses this nonsense as an excuse to cry for my attention, but you have no cause to act like a dope.

This is just the SAME people making the SAME complaints about the SAME type of thread for a year now.

Yet, none of you have missed a single post in ANY of them.




Dismissed.

Nah dude, like I said, I don't mind ur parody threads, I think they're fucking hysterical. I just don't like it when u guys douche up the other threads. Oh, Iggy started talking back? Who gives a shit, ur not exactly helping by continuing the bullshit for 10 pages.

I'm not picking sides. Really, whatever. Take it for what it's worth (probably nothing). Just had to vent a little. I also don't claim to be an expert on the exact amount of iggy-related threads. I'm by no means an expert on any of this, I do have a life outside of sludge that I value.

What the hell is the point of my rant? Pick on Iggy as much as u want, I'll laugh with u, just don't fuck up interesting unrelated threads if u please.

Whatever, take it for what it's worth. I'm really fucking tired and don't know what I'm talking about, I've been up all night cleaning up puppy-shit from the carpet.

Can someone tell me why we need ANOTHER of these stupid fucking threads on the main board?

IDIAMINDADA wrote:see if BRUCH VALLANCHE is around.

Not only is he round, he's also faaaabulous.

Itwalksamongus wrote:Can someone tell me why we need ANOTHER 10 threads of 6 page back-and-forth between myself and SteelStringz/GoofGirls?

No.

No, I can't.

SexxAtraxxion wrote:
the Sexx

YOU CERTAINLY ARE, BIG BOI.

Itwalksamongus wrote:Can someone tell me why we need ANOTHER of these stupid fucking threads on the main board?

Because you had real parents.

HAHAHA! I'm kinda not following the logic of hating a certain kind of thread and then attempting to start one of your own but Whpprsmthrs has never been the brightest bulb.

I guess I'll just have to start my own version of this the next time he decides he wants to jack a thread arguing with GoodGirls or The Sexxx.

cantstopthemusic wrote:

Itwalksamongus wrote:Can someone tell me why we need ANOTHER 10 threads of 6 page back-and-forth between myself and SteelStringz/GoofGirls?

No.

No, I can't.

Exactly.

I think Smithers should go to his own board if he doesn't like how shit is here. Complaining about flamewars on Metal Sludge? This guy probably sucks a cock and then bitches when it shoots a load.

I'll listen to one person about how I post and that's the moderator. If they have a problem with what I'm doing, they will tell me. All you other pansyass bitches who contribute nothing but want to tell ME what's what? Go fuck yourselves.

Guys like Smithers and JRA have never posted a funny thing in their LIVES.

IDIAMINDADA wrote:yeah, we fucking got it...and we didnt care the first nine thousand times.

By "we," are you referring to the same 3 dopes that show up on EVERY thread they claim is boring and chime in?

I guarantee that when it comes to who's clicking on those, more people are enjoying them than not. New people join in on the fun every day. I do what I can to limit where this shit takes place but when you got IggyEye showing up to start shit on Hungwell's hed P.E. threads and my Anvil threads - shit that has nothing to do with him - we can't really be blamed.

But like I said, you're still reading them even though you claim they're boring and every time you got something to say. You're welcome.

Luminiferous wrote:I hate threads like these...


They keep pushing important threads about GNR, Kiss Alive and exclusive HBB CONCERT REVIEW® threads down and I have to actually scroll down to find them..

Me 2. I feel TheCrow posts valuable concert info and makes this a better place. As much as you slag me, think about it haven't you enjoyed at least one concert review? If not the text at least the pics? Was it not a good idea to do to begin with? I saw ppl would give a little info and i said fuck it i wanna know bout these shows so i will at least tell about the ones i see. That way someone who lives in another city will know if they wanna go or not. Hell if you are riding the fence on whether to go to a show a review more then likely will give you the info to go or not.

HBB, you did not invent concert reviews.

TheCrow wrote:Me 2. I feel TheCrow posts valuable concert info and makes this a better place. As much as you slag me, think about it haven't you enjoyed at least one concert review? If not the text at least the pics? Was it not a good idea to do to begin with? I saw ppl would give a little info and i said fuck it i wanna know bout these shows so i will at least tell about the ones i see. That way someone who lives in another city will know if they wanna go or not. Hell if you are riding the fence on whether to go to a show a review more then likely will give you the info to go or not.

Thank you for inventing concert reviews, hairbangersball. I can't believe no one ever thought to give their opinions about a concert before you. You are truly an inspiration to us all.

God bless and may the crystal meth not collapse your lungs.

saracapri wrote:HBB, you did not invent concert reviews.

She DID, however, invent the new location of the female urethra - so big UPS to her for that!