If Itwalksamongus was on fire and you had to piss....

Thebottomline · Post by **Thebottomline** » Wed Jul 29, 2009 4:38 pm

I know there is already a Hatas thread about him but the title is misleading because there is nothing new about him and I like the title to this thread better. So my question as to reference to the title of my thread, would you piss on him if he were on fire?

I also wonder if Itwalksamongus "real" parents were "real" brother and "real" sister or just "half" brother and "half" sister?

BigDrewHalenite · Post by **BigDrewHalenite** » Wed Jul 29, 2009 6:07 pm

Yes, I would....

AFTER the flames killed him.

Thebottomline · Post by **Thebottomline** » Wed Jul 29, 2009 6:20 pm

Grendel wrote:He pulled a "real" pistol on his "real" father. I am still unclear on why he tries to lecture others on their upbringing when he has pulled a gun on the person who raised him.

"Real"ly? Did he say that he pulled a gun on his "real" dad? If it's true than there could be a good reason for it, if not than he is a true cocksucking, piece of shit, douchebag.

deathcurse · Post by **deathcurse** » Wed Jul 29, 2009 6:20 pm

The guy's soaked in vodka.

So the answer is no.

MurrayFiend · Post by **MurrayFiend** » Wed Jul 29, 2009 6:30 pm

I'd piss in Aki's good eye right in front of him. Make his last moments all the more horrifying.

deathcurse · Post by **deathcurse** » Wed Jul 29, 2009 6:39 pm

MurrayFiend wrote:I'd piss in Aki's good eye right in front of him. Make his last moments all the more horrifying.

cormerdamus · Post by **cormerdamus** » Sat Aug 01, 2009 12:38 pm

He doesn't have to be on fire.

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong · Sat Aug 01, 2009 4:01 pm

No, I'd shit on him.

Landshark2000 · Post by **Landshark2000** » Sat Aug 01, 2009 6:10 pm

MurrayFiend wrote:I'd piss in Aki's good eye right in front of him. Make his last moments all the more horrifying.

Leave poor Aki out of this. It's not his fault he doesn't have "real" parents.

Gritt · Post by **Gritt** » Sat Aug 01, 2009 8:16 pm

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:No, I'd shit on him.

Be careful that there are no farts during the shit. I'd hate for you to be too close to the flames and there be a methane gas accident.

Iron Duck · Post by **Iron Duck** » Sun Aug 02, 2009 3:13 pm

I would. Just so I could say I pissed on Tim Mummy and he thanked me for it.

mullet_head · Post by **mullet_head** » Sun Aug 02, 2009 4:58 pm

I would have to be on that really potent heroin itwalks did in his 3 day binge to even consider pissing on him to put out the flames.

Which is kind of ironic, cause the whole world would be reduced to ashes before I could piss more than a few drops while on smack.

I think I'd just try to put the flames out by hitting him with a baseball bat.

mullet_head · Post by **mullet_head** » Sun Aug 02, 2009 5:00 pm

But if I really had to go, I'd just write something on the ground with my piss so he could criticise my grammar and spelling mistakes.
It would be like smoking one last cigarette or having one last drink while driving for him.

I'm a good samaritan.

LetUsPrey · Post by **LetUsPrey** » Sun Aug 02, 2009 5:03 pm

Those Mummy wraps are highly flammable, I could drink about 5 Arizona's beforehand and I still don't think I'd have enough piss to put him out.

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong · Sun Aug 02, 2009 5:09 pm

mullet_head wrote:Which is kind of ironic, cause the whole world would be reduced to ashes before I could piss more than a few drops while on smack.

Not that I've ever doubted you for a minute, but it's the little things like that that let me know that you aren't making shit like 3 day mystery drug binges that result in homicidal withdrawals.

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong · Sun Aug 02, 2009 5:10 pm

LetUsPrey wrote:Those Mummy wraps are highly flammable, I could drink about 5 Arizona's beforehand and I still don't think I'd have enough piss to put him out.

That bitch would light up like a 2 month old christmas tree in a fire pit.

mullet_head · Post by **mullet_head** » Sun Aug 02, 2009 5:56 pm

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:
mullet_head wrote:Which is kind of ironic, cause the whole world would be reduced to ashes before I could piss more than a few drops while on smack.

Not that I've ever doubted you for a minute, but it's the little things like that that let me know that you aren't making shit like 3 day mystery drug binges that result in homicidal withdrawals.

I guess when you climb the ladder of drugs, fictional heroin addiction is the next logical step after fictional cocaine heavy use (with the ocasional pointing of fictional guns at fictional "real" parents), and fictional stories of dropping acid everyday for a month or two.

But I guess shit like this is what happens to rock stars who are on top of fictional worlds, playing sold-out shows at The Whisky.

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong · Sun Aug 02, 2009 6:33 pm

Yeah, that kind of shit comes in spurts.

Itwalksamongus · Post by **Itwalksamongus** » Mon Aug 03, 2009 5:11 am

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:Yeah, that kind of shit comes in spurts.

Isn't it sweet how much of my personal history you know by heart?

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong · Mon Aug 03, 2009 5:31 am

Not nearly as funny as all of the hell you've caught here over the years because of it.

Always a bridesmaid, Timmy, always a bridesmaid...

Skate4RnR · Post by **Skate4RnR** » Sat Aug 08, 2009 2:12 pm

LetUsPrey wrote:I could drink about 5 Arizona's

Oh, you never told me you were a homosexual.

Itwalksamongus · Post by **Itwalksamongus** » Sat Aug 08, 2009 3:59 pm

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:Not nearly as funny as all of the hell you've caught here over the years because of it.

Yeah - like that matters.

LetUsPrey · Post by **LetUsPrey** » Mon Aug 10, 2009 5:31 pm

Skate4RnR wrote:
LetUsPrey wrote:I could drink about 5 Arizona's
Oh, you never told me you were a homosexual.

You ever had an Arnold Palmer?

If drinking one of those makes me gay, then call me a 'mo.

NickoLeeBenante · Post by **NickoLeeBenante** » Tue Aug 11, 2009 7:48 pm

Thebottomline wrote:...would you piss on him if he were on fire?

I would piss on him, but only the part of him that wasn't on fire, in order to add insult to injury.

Yes, I blatantly stole that from Mitzi. Deal with it or die with it on your mind.

mullet_head · Post by **mullet_head** » Mon Aug 24, 2009 1:59 am

Heenan Snuka wrote:Is Europe still around?

Itwalksamongus wrote:Yes - it's over there by England.

mullet_head · Post by **mullet_head** » Mon Aug 24, 2009 2:01 am

Itwalksamongus wrote:
UtahRatt wrote:
Itwalksamongus wrote:Yes - it's over there by England.
Europe is by England?
Compared to here? Yeah.

HeavyMetalZombie666 · Post by **HeavyMetalZombie666** » Sat Aug 29, 2009 7:13 pm

I don't have much of a problem with him. There are others I would let burn to death and I would cook marshmellows while they burned.

chickenona · Post by **chickenona** » Sun Aug 30, 2009 7:34 am

Hahahahaha @ "Fictional 'real' parents".

It's like a Mobuis strip of senility.

Caustic Queen · Post by **Caustic Queen** » Wed Sep 09, 2009 11:11 am

My Fav from Itfallsonitsfaceinfrontofus

Itwalksamongus wrote: I work in an earea of Osaka that has for or five hair/make-up schools.

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