Metal Sludge Gossip Board

I know there is already a Hatas thread about him but the title is misleading because there is nothing new about him and I like the title to this thread better. So my question as to reference to the title of my thread, would you piss on him if he were on fire?

I also wonder if Itwalksamongus "real" parents were "real" brother and "real" sister or just "half" brother and "half" sister?

Yes, I would....

























AFTER the flames killed him.

Grendel wrote:He pulled a "real" pistol on his "real" father. I am still unclear on why he tries to lecture others on their upbringing when he has pulled a gun on the person who raised him.

"Real"ly? Did he say that he pulled a gun on his "real" dad? If it's true than there could be a good reason for it, if not than he is a true cocksucking, piece of shit, douchebag.

The guy's soaked in vodka.

So the answer is no.

I'd piss in Aki's good eye right in front of him. Make his last moments all the more horrifying.

MurrayFiend wrote:I'd piss in Aki's good eye right in front of him. Make his last moments all the more horrifying.

He doesn't have to be on fire.

MurrayFiend wrote:I'd piss in Aki's good eye right in front of him. Make his last moments all the more horrifying.

Leave poor Aki out of this. It's not his fault he doesn't have "real" parents.

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:No, I'd shit on him.

Be careful that there are no farts during the shit. I'd hate for you to be too close to the flames and there be a methane gas accident.

I would. Just so I could say I pissed on Tim Mummy and he thanked me for it.

I would have to be on that really potent heroin itwalks did in his 3 day binge to even consider pissing on him to put out the flames.

Which is kind of ironic, cause the whole world would be reduced to ashes before I could piss more than a few drops while on smack.

I think I'd just try to put the flames out by hitting him with a baseball bat.

But if I really had to go, I'd just write something on the ground with my piss so he could criticise my grammar and spelling mistakes.
It would be like smoking one last cigarette or having one last drink while driving for him.

I'm a good samaritan.

Those Mummy wraps are highly flammable, I could drink about 5 Arizona's beforehand and I still don't think I'd have enough piss to put him out.

mullet_head wrote:Which is kind of ironic, cause the whole world would be reduced to ashes before I could piss more than a few drops while on smack.

Not that I've ever doubted you for a minute, but it's the little things like that that let me know that you aren't making shit like 3 day mystery drug binges that result in homicidal withdrawals.

LetUsPrey wrote:Those Mummy wraps are highly flammable, I could drink about 5 Arizona's beforehand and I still don't think I'd have enough piss to put him out.

That bitch would light up like a 2 month old christmas tree in a fire pit.

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:

mullet_head wrote:Which is kind of ironic, cause the whole world would be reduced to ashes before I could piss more than a few drops while on smack.

Not that I've ever doubted you for a minute, but it's the little things like that that let me know that you aren't making shit like 3 day mystery drug binges that result in homicidal withdrawals.

I guess when you climb the ladder of drugs, fictional heroin addiction is the next logical step after fictional cocaine heavy use (with the ocasional pointing of fictional guns at fictional "real" parents), and fictional stories of dropping acid everyday for a month or two.

But I guess shit like this is what happens to rock stars who are on top of fictional worlds, playing sold-out shows at The Whisky.

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:Yeah, that kind of shit comes in spurts.

Isn't it sweet how much of my personal history you know by heart?

LetUsPrey wrote:I could drink about 5 Arizona's

Oh, you never told me you were a homosexual.

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:Not nearly as funny as all of the hell you've caught here over the years because of it.

Yeah - like that matters.

Skate4RnR wrote:

LetUsPrey wrote:I could drink about 5 Arizona's

Oh, you never told me you were a homosexual.

You ever had an Arnold Palmer?

If drinking one of those makes me gay, then call me a 'mo.

Thebottomline wrote:...would you piss on him if he were on fire?

I would piss on him, but only the part of him that wasn't on fire, in order to add insult to injury.

Yes, I blatantly stole that from Mitzi. Deal with it or die with it on your mind.

Heenan Snuka wrote:Is Europe still around?

Itwalksamongus wrote:Yes - it's over there by England.

Itwalksamongus wrote:

UtahRatt wrote:

Itwalksamongus wrote:Yes - it's over there by England.

Europe is by England?

Compared to here? Yeah.

Hahahahaha @ "Fictional 'real' parents".

It's like a Mobuis strip of senility.

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Itwalksamongus wrote: I work in an earea of Osaka that has for or five hair/make-up schools.