Can we just petition a ban on uptheass?

[CrouchingStonerHiddenBong]

The mod didn't ban Ghey Man because of the number of "votes" that thread collected - she banned him because he called her a liar.

That said, petitions piss the mod off.

Good luck in your endeavors.

[MurrayFiend]

He really isn't that fucking hard to ignore. I've managed, and I read the boards like an obsessive Metal Sludge reader.

[Landshark2000]

Just ignore him. Like most window lickers, he thrives on anyone replying to, or getting offended by, him. He follows people around like a retarded chihuahua begging for a kick.

[JakeYonkel]

The majority of people ignore him. Don't pay attention or respond to his shit, and it's over with. Not too hard.

[uptheass]

Yes, I know there's already a thread dedicated to how much he sucks, but if the Gossip board can have 32 new KISS related threads a day, why shouldn't this fuck have two on Hatas? Seriously, this asshole has actually sucked the fun out of Sludge for me. I can't click on a thread without seeing one of his pointless, punctuation-less, worthless posts AIDSing up everything. I'm sick of his shit, and don't care if he's the fish-lipped fagtard in the pics or Natalie Fucking Portman, he's just irritating and he needs to go away.

So I ask you, if it were possible to get rid of this assclown with some good old fashioned Democracy, would you take part in it?

still obssesed with me i see if you want me gone you have to get hungwell to ban me you should ask him to do it and post what happens here in your second thread about me



take your time

[NickoLeeBenante]

If the mod opted to ban every troll, douchebag, and moron from the board, it would be left with less than 10 members. You would not be one of them.

Pussyaching about how he "actually sucked the fun out of Sludge" for you is nearly as douche-chilling as ZVD drifting off to sleep reflecting on what a great day it was on Sludge.

[CrouchingStonerHiddenBong]

Oh ye of little board history...

[deathcurse]

That's not what happened with Ghey Man. We got to 150 votes and the mod banned him because we, (as a Sludge democracy) decided we didn't want him here and popular opinion is what rules this place.


Go ahead and petition for 150 people. You get the votes and he'll be gone. I heard if you can collect the votes within a 72 hour window you get a free alternym.

[MickeyG]

I'm gonna regret saying this, but I kinda like SOME of Uptheasses bullshit. He's gotten nasty on occasion, which can't be supported, but otherwise his posts can easily be ignored.

I chuckle at them, I have to admit.

[mullet_head]

I'm gonna regret saying this, but I kinda like SOME of Uptheasses bullshit. He's gotten nasty on occasion, which can't be supported, but otherwise his posts can easily be ignored.

I chuckle at them, I have to admit.

You're not the only one.

The fact that we have douchebags asking for him to be banned just prove he really is an owmeister.
Yes, he does get nasty, like a katt williams saying "fuck MJ". I like that.

Besides, he grew up with Hungwell.

[NickoLeeBenante]

Board history 101:

- If you start a thread on Hatas, realize that it can and will probably turn around and become about you.

[slash69]

LMAO at everyone who still gets riled up over him.

I liked this one:

mazerati its time to come to grips with the fact that you make ebola look good

[mullet_head]

I missed that one. uptheass sure comes up with a few great ones.

[Punk]

Personally, I think uptheass is a genius. He consistently manages to work everyone into a retarded lather (see the first post in this thread) by just stringing together a few words without punctuation and name dropping Hungwell. Then the whole picture thing.

I dig him.

[chickenona]

Passenger, you do know there's a foe function, don't you? I spent two pages babbling about it on your other thread. This is the only poster I've actually used it on and it solved the problem for me.

I think a lot of the people who complain about this poster secretly are almost physically unable to resist reading the posts. Saying nasty shit about people is eye-catching even when you don't agree with it, the poster occasionally puts up pics of a cute busty redhead who's supposedly "his wife", and once in a very, very rare blue moon something funny MIGHT be in one of those posts, but I learned a long time ago it's mostly drek and if you really, really don't want to read it there is a function on this board that fixes it so you don't have to.

That said, the comment about Mazerati's picture wasn't all that "great" - and I happen to think Mazerati is a big old douche.

[slash69]

Come on, how can you hate the guy?

every summer i like to dig my old beavis and butthead experience tape out and listen to it it reminds me of when i was in high school in buffalo and how life was just like that for me back then going to the gas station to pick up nachos and watching mtv back when they used to show videos i always used to look up to beavis since he had a friend like butthead i always wanted a friend like butthead i would sit in school and keep smiling and laughing hoping they would never suspect that i didnt have a single friend i was a beavis without my butthead if anyone wants to be my butthead send me a pm and we can be besties even if its only online

[Metal Sludge]

The mod didn't ban Ghey Man because of the number of "votes" that thread collected - she banned him because he called her a liar.

That said, petitions piss the mod off.

Good luck in your endeavors.

The petitions themselves don't piss me off. It's when someone really believes they should have some kind of validity and tries to argue with me about them, that I lose my patience.

The thought of Sludge as a democracy makes me laugh.

[Punk]

I'd like to be a senator...they seem to snag a never ending parade of tail.

[NickoLeeBenante]

I'd like to be a senator...they seem to snag a never ending parade of tail.

You're referring to Larry Craig, obviously.

[Hungwell]

Personally, I think uptheass is a genius. He consistently manages to work everyone into a retarded lather (see the first post in this thread) by just stringing together a few words without punctuation and name dropping Hungwell. Then the whole picture thing.

I dig him.

We went to school together in Imperial Beach!

[Punk]

I'd like to be a senator...they seem to snag a never ending parade of tail.

You're referring to Larry Craig, obviously.

My petition to ban you will be successful.

[NickoLeeBenante]

I'd like to be a senator...they seem to snag a never ending parade of tail.

You're referring to Larry Craig, obviously.

My petition to ban you will be successful.

Only if you can get cherokeepony to sign it.

[uptheass]

I guess I'll take the advice of the few how posted something productive on here and just ignore his dumb ass for now and let nature take its course.

nice back peddle



owned

[CrouchingStonerHiddenBong]

[Punk]

It's 'laugh'

Owned

[Itwalksamongus]

Yes, I know there's already a thread dedicated to how much he sucks, but if the Gossip board can have 32 new KISS related threads a day, why shouldn't this fuck have two on Hatas? Seriously, this asshole has actually sucked the fun out of Sludge for me. I can't click on a thread without seeing one of his pointless, punctuation-less, worthless posts AIDSing up everything. I'm sick of his shit, and don't care if he's the fish-lipped fagtard in the pics or Natalie Fucking Portman, he's just irritating and he needs to go away.

So I ask you, if it were possible to get rid of this assclown with some good old fashioned Democracy, would you take part in it?

Is someone holding a gun to your head making you read that clown's posts? If not, quit whimpering. I don't read that shit - skip right over it.

Problem solved.

[Itwalksamongus]

Yes, I know there's already a thread dedicated to how much he sucks, but if the Gossip board can have 32 new KISS related threads a day, why shouldn't this fuck have two on Hatas? Seriously, this asshole has actually sucked the fun out of Sludge for me. I can't click on a thread without seeing one of his pointless, punctuation-less, worthless posts AIDSing up everything. I'm sick of his shit, and don't care if he's the fish-lipped fagtard in the pics or Natalie Fucking Portman, he's just irritating and he needs to go away.

So I ask you, if it were possible to get rid of this assclown with some good old fashioned Democracy, would you take part in it?

Is someone holding a gun to your head making you read that clown's posts? If not, quit whimpering. I don't read that shit - skip right over it.

Problem solved.

So in other words, I should shun this negative agenda?

Thanks for playing.

Nah - better to keep finding lame excuses for the fact that you're a whiner.

THanks for playing.

[CrouchingStonerHiddenBong]

So in other words, I should shun this negative agenda?

Thanks for playing.

You can't just shun a negative agenda, silly - you have to state your intention to do so in writing first, preferably in a form letter that you mass PM to everyone who has clowned you in the past.

[cantstopthemusic]

Is someone holding a gun to your head making you read that clown's posts?

You think he might be your Dad?

Is that what you're getting at?

[uptheass]

So in other words, I should shun this negative agenda?

Thanks for playing.

You can't just shun a negative agenda, silly - you have to state your intention to do so in writing first, preferably in a form letter that you mass PM to everyone who has clowned you in the past.

Ah, I was wondering what the trick was.

Thanks Stoner!

your really learning alot from her in this thread arent you rookie