Here's where you can rip on each other. We don't care. If any personal information gets posted about another user, we'll delete it and you'll be banned. No exceptions.
I'd like to make fun of Iggy, and apparently I don't have enough to do so.
Also I am afraid of him.
IggyPopWillEatItself wrote:You were figuring I wouldn't see it, and now that I have, you're like "Shit!" There's nothing to worry about though, I'm too busy laughing at the idea of you trying to be an E-badass to take it seriously for even a second. Jake Yonkel. Okay.
Iggy's under attack, so this one will probably not ricochet. Good move.
Unless someones comes and suggests that you're also, in a subliminal way, bitching that you still cant sit at the "cool kids" table, but I think people are starting to appreciate you.
It even seems like SLD is at least civil to you now.
IggyPopWillEatItself wrote:Only he does it in the Lounge, which he doesn't think I read, and then acts all surprised when I see it and laugh at him.
Not to pick a side (even tho if any of of you wanna be a dick abouit it I may have to), but doesn't jake posts mainly in the lounge?
There was even a time he was lost in the locker room and couldn't find his way out. I don't think it was so much that he didn't think you'd read it, he was more responding to LSD, because he missed him.
Did I miss something? When did Jake and LSD became buddies? WTF is happening here?
IggyPopWillEatItself wrote:Like he's hoping they'll see it and be like "Hey, Yonkel's not so bad after all!"
I've always liked Jake Yonkel. I think the only person who goofs on you that also goofs on him is enter your username. But I like the idea that making sport of you is the ticket to coolness here. Let's go with that.
IggyPopWillEatItself wrote:In all the years he's posted here, Yonkel's never expressed any issues with me, never said a word.
Here's an idea - maybe all the weird, crazy shit you've been saying is changing some people's minds about you!
IggyPopWillEatItself wrote:I mean come on. It's Jake Yonkel. Sorry, just can't take it seriously.
Obviously.
SexxAtraxxion wrote:You are horrible at message board entertainment.
If I was trying to impress people, the last person I'd target is somebody with a sizable mafia of mouthbreathers to take issue with me. I could probably just start giving ZVD shit much more easily. I don't do it for the coolness factor, trust me.
I've thought you were a pretentious dick for quite a while. The rent money made you a pathetic pretentious dick. The "my room is cool and if you let some girl tell you to change your house you're a tool" made you a delusional pathetic pretentious dick.
Watching you bury yourself in that other thred sealed the deal and even if SLD hates me I felt he should at least get the joy of that thread that I did.
Anyway, what are your thoughts on Dangerous Toys' "Hellacious Acres?" Really curious here.
JakeYonkel wrote:
I've thought you were a pretentious dick for quite a while. The rent money made you a pathetic pretentious dick. The "my room is cool and if you let some girl tell you to change your house you're a tool" made you a delusional pathetic pretentious dick.
That fucking ruled. I tried to understand Iggy. Even thought he was taking some unfair beatings (re: apology thread) but if you just look at the body of work, the guy brings every bit of this on himself.
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deathcurse wrote:In Melty's mind, no one can just think he's a douche, there's always some other motive.
Because, come on, the guy's so awesome.
That rulz because it's tru.
Does Willy actually think anyone could give the slightest of shits if he, the boards single largest tardball ever, reads what they write about him?
MeltyPopWillHallItself wrote:Only he does it in the Lounge, which he doesn't think I read, and then acts all surprised when I see it and laugh at him.
I can't decide which is a bigger knee-slapper...Mr Hall saying he's THIRTY FUCKING TWO!! or acting as if he believes there is someone who doesn't know he reads every post on this site.
iggypoop thinks hes a great poster and contributes so much here while at the same time thinking that jake jonkel should not be taken seriously hes obviously just upset that jake jonkel who has been owned here for so long is now liked more than himself and it hurts his feelings because in his mind jake jonkel should not be taken seriously and he should be
mullet_head wrote:It even seems like SLD is at least civil to you now.
Oh no, what have I done? Maybe it's finally time to quit drinking, I obviously hit rock bottom. How will I ever be able to look at myself in the mirror again without hatred?
Anyway, the constant taunting about that rent money scandal is totally uncalled for (not to mention boring). In fact, it's one of the coolest things anybody has ever done on Sludge. Iggy is like a modern day hero. He steals from the average looking to help the fugly. That's some downright Good Samaritan shit right there.
mullet_head wrote:It even seems like SLD is at least civil to you now.
Anyway, the constant taunting about that rent money scandal is totally uncalled for (not to mention boring). In fact, it's one of the coolest things anybody has ever done on Sludge. Iggy is like a modern day hero. He steals from the average looking to help the fugly. That's some downright Good Samaritan shit right there.
Great. Another rebel letting us know what's boring or not while hitting us with the most stale angle possible.
"the constant taunting about that rent money scandal is totally uncalled for (not to mention boring) so let me bring it up again here as I swing and miss at a 20mph laughball."
mullet_head wrote:It even seems like SLD is at least civil to you now.
Oh no, what have I done? Maybe it's finally time to quit drinking, I obviously hit rock bottom. How will I ever be able to look at myself in the mirror again without hatred?
Anyway, the constant taunting about that rent money scandal is totally uncalled for (not to mention boring). In fact, it's one of the coolest things anybody has ever done on Sludge. Iggy is like a modern day hero. He steals from the average looking to help the fugly. That's some downright Good Samaritan shit right there.
Kind of like a goth Robin Hood? Iggy Hood, Men in Black Lace Tights.
Getting butthurt over anything you interpret as serious criticism of your flaming material makes you sound almost as whiny as Jake. Maybe he's on to something with his quest for e-cred.
JakeYonkel wrote:
I've thought you were a pretentious dick for quite a while. The rent money made you a pathetic pretentious dick. The "my room is cool and if you let some girl tell you to change your house you're a tool" made you a delusional pathetic pretentious dick.
Watching you bury yourself in that other thred sealed the deal
IggyPopWillEatItself wrote:Only he does it in the Lounge, which he doesn't think I read,
why would jake jonkel think that you dont read the lounge iggypoop you are logged in 20 hours a day and drinking e beers at 1 am with your friend stinkynightgown id bet that you read the bootleg board before i would bet that jake jonkel thought you didnt read the lounge
IggyPopWillEatItself wrote:You were figuring I wouldn't see it,
you seem to be the only one who is figuring things
Aww...look who's upset over his "Captain Opposite" shtik being put on Front St.
You should be thanking me for pointing out that it's always those who have contributed nothing other than refreshing the fuck outta the threads they find "boring" who feel the misguided need to make criticisms their springboard to lob wit-free one liners into the fray.
Now that it's out in the open you may be willing to simply throw your croutons of comedy our way without any set-ups.
Yeah, I'm the one who's upset. I'll be the bigger man here and indeed thank you for not only outing my well-hidden attitude towards this repetitive ass-grabbing, but also revealing your delusions about your own MO on these boards in the process. I have no trouble admitting that you're one of the wittiest people here, but you're actually acting like spending your Sludge life on creating an internet Groundhog Day for some broke middle-aged shell of a goth was the pinnacle of innovation? Get the fuck out of here.
It might be a bitter pill to swallow, but the boards wouldn't change for shit without either one of us and it doesn't stop me from bitching all day long, just as it doesn't stop you, obviously.
I have no vested interest, agenda, or stake in the whole Iggy-bashing thing and I don't know that I've ever exchanged more than a passing word with him over the years, yet I find it to be compellingly good comedy every time he gets kicked in the balls. I don't dislike him but I'll certainly chuckle at his misery. Keep on keepin' on.
ryan76 wrote:I hope all your children have small penises, including the girls.
