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All the years I been on here, there has been some real fucktards on sludge. Rev, and dog fucker Slicer are definately medal contestants, but TMC drove me nuts with her f'n psycho-babble. I been off sludge too long, I missed a while back when ElToro and FIFI had that feud going on. It was priceless.
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You missed it but you know it was priceless?
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SoulsOfBlack wrote:You missed it but you know it was priceless?
The evidence speaks for itself.
SebastianLeeDanzig wrote:He watched me bang her, trying to cock-block by howling and being a bitch in every dog-possible way. As soon as we switched to "doggy-style" he shut up immediately
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Constantine wrote:
SoulsOfBlack wrote:You missed it but you know it was priceless?
The evidence speaks for itself.
Much like your proclivity for canine rectum.
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WhiteHouseSubsAC wrote:
Constantine wrote:
SoulsOfBlack wrote:You missed it but you know it was priceless?
The evidence speaks for itself.
Much like your proclivity for canine rectum.

You're a mediocre poster at best and a lapdog...Cue up the Marylin Manson, and let's go to Hot Topic. Retard!
SebastianLeeDanzig wrote:He watched me bang her, trying to cock-block by howling and being a bitch in every dog-possible way. As soon as we switched to "doggy-style" he shut up immediately
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sorry abot the way I worded my post, but if you can get a hold of a post I made about the Rainbows' anniversery's party that would clear some misconceptions. It was back in 08 in april early may.
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Danger Kitty wrote:sorry abot the way I worded my post, but if you can get a hold of a post I made about the Rainbows' anniversery's party that would clear some misconceptions. It was back in 08 in april early may.

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UtahRatt is the biggest douch, but his uber negativity is making me develop a man crush on him.
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bonedog69 wrote:UtahRatt is the biggest douch, but his uber negativity is making me develop a man crush on him.
:shock:
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EZrocker wrote:I am not an "obsessive Jani Lane fan". I don't even own a Warrant album, and I have never seen Jani live. I think Uncle Tom's Cabin is a good tune, but otherwise I could give a shit.
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bonedog69 wrote:UtahRatt is the biggest douch, but his uber negativity is making me develop a man crush on him.

Blow it out your ass maxi-flooder it's not my fault you're a spineless limp wristed fanboy of a worthless drunk like Jani. What did you expect, you'd skip over to sludge and get a hug? You should be punched in the cunt just for being a nutswinger of that fucking tool. I can't wait till Jani falls off the wagon again just so you pom squad muppets will shut the fuck up.
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Grendel wrote:Anybody that doesn't like UtahRatt is a Polly Prissypants sperm-gurgling choad.

Ratt's good people.
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UtahRatt wrote:
bonedog69 wrote:UtahRatt is the biggest douch, but his uber negativity is making me develop a man crush on him.

Blow it out your ass maxi-flooder it's not my fault you're a spineless limp wristed fanboy of a worthless drunk like Jani. What did you expect, you'd skip over to sludge and get a hug? You should be punched in the cunt just for being a nutswinger of that fucking tool. I can't wait till Jani falls off the wagon again just so you pom squad muppets will shut the fuck up.
LOL I think I am gonna call my next band the Pom Sqaud Muppets.
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Maybe you should learn to spell squad first..
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bonedog69 wrote:I'll have you know I have a master's degree. They don't give those to igits.
poizond13 wrote:I have been very bummed out, sad and shocked for most of the night
Artemis2085 wrote:so I blurt out "I love you Paul!
Atomicpunk18 wrote:You see Black Crowes music has gotten me laid multiple times.
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I don't post much, but it seems P13 douches up EVERY FUCKING Thread on Sludge..
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bonedog69 wrote:
UtahRatt wrote:
bonedog69 wrote:UtahRatt is the biggest douch, but his uber negativity is making me develop a man crush on him.

Blow it out your ass maxi-flooder it's not my fault you're a spineless limp wristed fanboy of a worthless drunk like Jani. What did you expect, you'd skip over to sludge and get a hug? You should be punched in the cunt just for being a nutswinger of that fucking tool. I can't wait till Jani falls off the wagon again just so you pom squad muppets will shut the fuck up.
LOL I think I am gonna call my next band the Pom Sqaud Muppets.

You should call it Faux Internet Queens.
poizond13 wrote:I have been very bummed out, sad and shocked for most of the night
Artemis2085 wrote:so I blurt out "I love you Paul!
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Me.


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HollywoodRose wrote:Me.


Do I get any money?
:lol: You're not a douche...you're just a whacked out bitch. Bat shit crazy, I tell ya. :wink:
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Itwalksamongus.... That guy was a total douchenozzle. He knew everything and attacked everyone with his spelling bee and grammar nonsense.
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Any Stryper fan.
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RATTrules wrote:Any Stryper fan.
Says the guy who idolizes Ratt. I know who the newest douche to Sludge is.
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Tankerboy wrote:Itwalksamongus.... That guy was a total douchenozzle. He knew everything and attacked everyone with his spelling bee and grammar nonsense.

how do u know? u just arrived here
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Wasn't that douchebag you? NOW GO FUCK YOURSELVES ANUS LIIICKERS
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SexxAtraxxion wrote:Deathcurse
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Definitely Itwalksamongus anusliiiiickers
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