Who's the biggest douche that ever posted on Sludge?
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You're not even close to being the biggest douche, bas. Biggest crybaby, maybe.
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heavymetalzombie666 for his crying about the photochops or sirloin for being a liar ill never stop following them and pointing out their ways
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Eveldick, without a doubt. Actually, calling him a douchebag would be insulting to bags filled with douche
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sirrloin wrote:uptheass wrote:heavymetalzombie666 for his crying about the photochops or sirloin for being a liar ill never stop following them and pointing out their ways
You were set up and played by me, LOL! You are a fool and easily manipulated.
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Re: Who's the biggest douche that ever posted on Sludge?
i have no idea what your trying to say come back when you know how to post or use the quote button idiot
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still no idea what your trying to say come back when you learn to use the quote function or how to type on a keyboard
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A few people know I've been working on a new House of Cinderella.com for some time now.
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What are you talking about? I didn't know about it. I think you have that backwards.
EZrocker wrote:I am not an "obsessive Jani Lane fan". I don't even own a Warrant album, and I have never seen Jani live. I think Uncle Tom's Cabin is a good tune, but otherwise I could give a shit.
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Color me pwnt.
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What is a douche?
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AngryJesus wrote:Who's the most douchy douche that ever douched up a douchebag weboard with the dumbest douchebag posts? You better answer this post or you're a douche.
Angry Jesus!! I have found you. It's me. NA. No, not narcotics anonymous. I could cry.
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Grendel wrote:Is Gorilla Slayer slicer?
I think it's that deathcursesalami guy.
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Bumping this shit, because P13 is the Undisputed King Nothing Douchebag of Sludge. The Springsteen thread on the gossip board seals the fucking deal. Fucking amoeba. I know he's always been a douchetard, but goddamn. His faggotry knows no bounds.
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You've just NOW figured that out?!?!?! WOW!TawnyVonJagger wrote:Bumping this shit, because P13 is the Undisputed King Nothing Douchebag of Sludge. The Springsteen thread on the gossip board seals the fucking deal. Fucking amoeba. I know he's always been a douchetard, but goddamn. His faggotry knows no bounds.
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Evel Dick & Rock n Rev = tie
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sirrloin wrote:uptheass wrote:heavymetalzombie666 for his crying about the photochops or sirloin for being a liar ill never stop following them and pointing out their ways
You were set up and played by me, LOL! You are a fool and easily manipulated.
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Who's the biggest douche that ever posted on Sludge?
Thanks for the vote, but I am leagues behind Ed Pretzel and a few others before him..Classy Fred Blassy wrote:Luminferous for being an obsessive balding has been
I love it that I get to you so much that you can't go without mentioning me several times a week..
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I AM OFFICIALLY SLUDGE'S BIGGEST DOUCHE! I CAN'T BELIEVE NO1 MENTIONED MY PURE DOUCHINESS YET!
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RichHoltGuitar wrote:I AM OFFICIALLY SLUDGE'S BIGGEST DOUCHE! I CAN'T BELIEVE NO1 MENTIONED MY PURE DOUCHINESS YET!
While there is no question that you are a gigantic douche, you do not deserve the title of Biggest Douche. You haven't earned it yet. But if you play your cards right, you may get to The Brick status someday.
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Dio Bon Morrison.
Faking ones death is pretty much at the upper stratosphere in terms of complete and utter douchebaggery.
Faking ones death is pretty much at the upper stratosphere in terms of complete and utter douchebaggery.
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YOU!SexxAtraxxion wrote:What is a douche?
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Both posts-brilliant!KillDieDead wrote:_GOD_ wrote:THOU ART.
OWNED.
uncle-remus wrote:You really know how to party!!Earl Skakel wrote:I love some of the guys on here calling out the Zit Tit lady for being nasty as I'm guessing we've all fucked worse.Shit, I fucked a slob once that was 250 pounds and was an A cup
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All the years I been on here, there has been some real fucktards on sludge. Rev, and dog fucker Slicer are definately medal contestants, but TMC drove me nuts with her f'n psycho-babble. I been off sludge too long, I missed a while back when ElToro and FIFI had that feud going on. It was priceless.
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You missed it but you know it was priceless?
EZrocker wrote:I am not an "obsessive Jani Lane fan". I don't even own a Warrant album, and I have never seen Jani live. I think Uncle Tom's Cabin is a good tune, but otherwise I could give a shit.