Tim Miller Makes a Startling Confession

Bourbon Cowboy · Post by **Bourbon Cowboy** » Fri Sep 18, 2009 7:03 pm

Itwalksamongus wrote:but then again, I don't care.

After reading the last 4 pages, I'm having a hard time believing this statement.

Itwalksamongus · Post by **Itwalksamongus** » Fri Sep 18, 2009 7:06 pm

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote: Tim, look at what I'm quoting RIGHT NOW and tell me if it's the same as the font in my sig. In fact, look at the text in any post here and tell if it's the same as the font in the sig.

Nope. You're wrong.

Or are you now claiming your fake screenshot is actually real?

Take your time, Elsie.

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong · Fri Sep 18, 2009 7:25 pm

No, I'm right. You're just fucking retarded and have shitty mummy eyesight that obviously isn't worth dick outside of the tomb.

Gonna tell me the sky isn't blue next, you stupid bag of fuck?

You jerked other dudes off in a van.

Itwalksamongus · Post by **Itwalksamongus** » Fri Sep 18, 2009 7:27 pm

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong · Fri Sep 18, 2009 7:30 pm

That's not Sludge font you blindass mummified bandmate jerking off fuck. You can't even keep your own shitty photoshops straight!

MurrayFiend · Post by **MurrayFiend** » Fri Sep 18, 2009 7:33 pm

Stoner's the mod. She probably just switched the board font to trick Itwalks. Sneaky.

Itwalksamongus · Post by **Itwalksamongus** » Fri Sep 18, 2009 7:34 pm

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:That's not Sludge font you blindass mummified bandmate jerking off fuck. You can't even keep your own shitty photoshops straight!

It's a screenshot I just took, Buttermilk.

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong · Fri Sep 18, 2009 7:36 pm

You are seriously the stupidest person to ever draw a breath into your musty undead lungs, Handjob Hotep.

Itwalksamongus · Post by **Itwalksamongus** » Fri Sep 18, 2009 7:47 pm

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:You are seriously the stupidest person to ever draw a breath into your musty undead lungs, Handjob Hotep.

Unless your eyelid fat is a problem, can you see any difference in the font in your fake screenshot and the font in the murray quote in your sig?

MurrayFiend · Post by **MurrayFiend** » Fri Sep 18, 2009 7:48 pm

I wish she had a Murray quote in her sig.

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong · Fri Sep 18, 2009 7:55 pm

YOU DUMB FUCKING PILE OF BANDAGES:

(A) It's a fucking mullet_head quote, not a Murray quote. If you can't even read that god damn name, how can we expect you to discern the font? FUCK.

(B) Yes it's different than the sig font. I already proved with my last screen shot that sig font is smaller than posting font in every plain text post. I guess I'll post it again, but it's not like you'll fucking get it since you obviously squirted what little gray matter you were allotted into the hand of some midwestern keytarist in '76.

It's also different in your location and title, you dumbfuck.

Itwalksamongus · Post by **Itwalksamongus** » Fri Sep 18, 2009 7:56 pm

MurrayFiend wrote:I wish she had a Murray quote in her sig.

Yeah - like I really give a shit enough to play Which Douchebag Is It?

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong · Fri Sep 18, 2009 7:59 pm

Oh, you give a shit alright. You've given 4 pages of a shit - just to say you don't jerk off dudes in vans.

Which you do, btw. Bet your old ass rapes dogs, too.

MurrayFiend · Post by **MurrayFiend** » Fri Sep 18, 2009 7:59 pm

Itwalksamongus wrote:
MurrayFiend wrote:I wish she had a Murray quote in her sig.
Yeah - like I really give a shit enough to play Which Douchebag Is It?

LOL at reading a fucking name being some sort of difficult endeavor requiring the utmost attention.

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong · Fri Sep 18, 2009 8:05 pm

It all comes out in the wash, dude.

Itwalksamongus · Post by **Itwalksamongus** » Fri Sep 18, 2009 8:24 pm

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:I already proved with my last screen shot that sig font is smaller than posting font in every plain text post.

I didn't say anything about smaller. It's a different font, dumbass.

Fuck - get it together.

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong · Fri Sep 18, 2009 8:29 pm

RIGHT, DUMBASS - AND IT'S SMALLER. Jesus diaper wearing Christ - we've already proven you're a blind retard, so shut the fuck up about that shit already.

What everyone wants to know is when you guys jerked eachother off out of necessity, what did you do with the load? Did you catch it in your hand and wipe it on your pants, or did you just let it spill onto the shag carpet?

Itwalksamongus · Post by **Itwalksamongus** » Fri Sep 18, 2009 8:34 pm

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:RIGHT, DUMBASS - AND IT'S SMALLER.

I can't believe you're this stupid. Wait - yes I can. Here's a screenshot of my last post -

Same font in both my sig and in my post. The font in your fake screenshot does not appear anywhere at Sludge - except in your fake screenshot.

You may go back to grazing now.

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong · Fri Sep 18, 2009 8:45 pm

You stupid motherfucker. That font appears in every fucking post on Sludge and every fucking screen shot I take. It looks different to you because you're on a Mac. I could take 50 screenshots and they'd all have the same font. See?

God damn, you like getting assraped on this site, don't you? Hey, when you're done trying to say my font is fake, maybe you'll tell me some more about the city of Massachusetts.

Itwalksamongus · Post by **Itwalksamongus** » Fri Sep 18, 2009 8:49 pm

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:You stupid motherfucker. That font appears in every fucking post on Sludge and every fucking screen shot I take. It looks different to you because you're on a Mac. I could take 50 screenshots and they'd all have the same font. .

Nope. If that were true the font in the sig in your post and the font in your fake screenshot would be the same.

What bugs you more - that I'm right - or that you're wrong?

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong · Fri Sep 18, 2009 8:54 pm

Nothing about it bothers me - you look like a fucking idiot.

There's a screen shot proving that post font and the sig fonts are different, you're just pretending not to see it.

Oh wait, I think it's this one:

Did you put this much effort into those tugs you were handing out in that van?

Itwalksamongus · Post by **Itwalksamongus** » Fri Sep 18, 2009 8:57 pm

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:Nothing about it bothers me

Good. So what are you saying, Tinkerbell? That your screenshot is real?

Scaryhead · Post by **Scaryhead** » Fri Sep 18, 2009 9:05 pm

Itwalksamongus wrote:What bugs you more - that I'm right - or that you're wrong?

What bugs me is your penchant for randomly shitting on trains.

The chances are nil of me ever being in a band with you and being stuck in the back of a Ford Econoline experiencing the inspiration behind "Love Comes In Spurts," but I may want to visit Japan someday and will probably need to take the train at some point.

Stop shitting on trains.

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong · Fri Sep 18, 2009 9:06 pm

Here's what I'm sayin':

That shit wasn't out of necessity, that shit was GAY!

Itwalksamongus · Post by **Itwalksamongus** » Fri Sep 18, 2009 9:08 pm

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:Here's what I'm sayin':

So then, your screenshot was fake.

Thanks.

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong · Fri Sep 18, 2009 9:11 pm

Typical Mummy - take a random quote and assign a completely different meaning to it.

Hey, my brother plays guitar in a cover band, and as you know, we live in Ohio. Wanna come over and milk his prostate?

Itwalksamongus · Post by **Itwalksamongus** » Fri Sep 18, 2009 9:16 pm

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:Typical

The screeshot is fake. I'm good.

Scaryhead · Post by **Scaryhead** » Fri Sep 18, 2009 9:19 pm

Itwalksamongus wrote:
CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:Hey, my brother plays guitar in a cover band, and as you know, we live in Ohio. Wanna come over and milk his prostate?

I once gave a round of tug jobs to the Ohio Players in the back of a U-Haul.

I'm good.

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong · Fri Sep 18, 2009 9:21 pm

I heard you were real good, dude - never forgot the balls.

Itwalksamongus · Post by **Itwalksamongus** » Fri Sep 18, 2009 10:45 pm

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:I heard you were real good, dude - never forgot the balls.

So what did you intend to accomplish with your crappy Photoshop job? Did my fake Stoner post, where I nailed your stupid hey-look-at-me giant green font, anger you or make you suffer? I doubt it. Your substandard Phtoshop hack job had the same effect on me -

None.

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