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Itwalksamongus wrote:People who have never been on the road - don't know. That's just how it is.

I remember back in the early 70's when my band was traveling around the midwest doing gigs for nothing. We were young and dumb and full of cum so we would take turns in the back of the van jacking each other off. It wasn't gay - it was out of necessity. Things were a lot different back then.

I haven't done anything like that since - but I got pretty close when I had my coke habit.

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Itwalksamongus wrote:We were young and dumb and full of cum

Now Timmy's an old cuckold that's full of mold.

whats with the link to a kisstard thread?

The Mummy attempts to make every thread about him and his perversions.

That's fucked up.

I think that's the worst of his Sludge "confessions". Although fucking his best buds wife while their kid slept in the next room comes pretty close.

MickeyG wrote:That's fucked up.

I think that's the worst of his Sludge "confessions". Although fucking his best buds wife while their kid slept in the next room comes pretty close.

How stupid are you? Notice there's no link to my "quote"? Drunken DC obviously made it up.

And I never said I porked my best buds wife while his kid slept in the next room.

Nice going, dumbass.

Classy Fred Blassy wrote:Mummy, you had sex with your best friends wife while his child was in the same room? You sicken me, seriously, you're a degenerate of the highest order!

That's right, silly me, the kid was in the SAME room not the NEXT room like I thought.

Still, this story about him jacking off his friends is worse. I mean, c'mon.

MickeyG wrote:
That's right, silly me, the kid was in the SAME room not the NEXT room like I thought.

Wrong again. Here's a hint -

Truth>made-up stuff.

Advantage - Itwalksamongus

Deathcurse would never make something up. I mean, he wouldn't like someone to do that to him, would he....?

Sixdgritt wrote:So did you guys like use lube or was this a dry rub?

Ask Deathcurse. He dreamed up this little gay fantasy - I'm sure he can provide you with the details you seek.

Itwalksamongus wrote:Notice there's no link to my "quote"?

I posted a link. Why are you lying?

Itwalksamongus wrote:

Sixdgritt wrote:So did you guys like use lube or was this a dry rub?

Ask Deathcurse. He dreamed up this little gay fantasy - I'm sure he can provide you with the details you seek.

Reporting on something you posted is not fantasy.

So quit dodging the question.

deathcurse wrote:

Itwalksamongus wrote:Notice there's no link to my "quote"?

I posted a link. Why are you lying?

Yes, that would work - if you ignore the fact that I haven't posted on the thread you provided a link for.

Deathcurse, addressing a group of male posters -

deathcurse wrote:FUCK YOU ALL IN THE MOUTH!!!!!!

According to Tim Miller, if you say "Fuck you" to someone, what you're really saying is "I want to fuck you."

Go ahead and look through Tim's posting history to find all the occasions where he's told a man "Fuck you."

Tim Miller just announced that by his own criteria, he's a homosexual.

Itwalksamongus wrote:Yes, that would work - if you ignore the fact that I haven't posted on the thread you provided a link for.

You said I didn't post a link at all. I did. If you lie about something like that, why wouldn't you lie about the handjobs?

deathcurse wrote:

Itwalksamongus wrote:Yes, that would work - if you ignore the fact that I haven't posted on the thread you provided a link for.

You said I didn't post a link at all.

No, I didn't.

Try again.

deathcurse wrote:According to Tim Miller, if you say "Fuck you" to someone, what you're really saying is "I want to fuck you."

Go ahead and look through Tim's posting history to find all the occasions where he's told a man "Fuck you."

Tim Miller just announced that by his own criteria, he's a homosexual.

HAHAHAHAHAHA!! "Fuck you" means fuck off. "FUCK YOU ALL IN THE MOUTH!!!!" means you want other men to perform oral sex on you. Typing in all caps means you're REALLY excited about it!

You have a HISTORY of posting gay things, Tim Miller of Japan, formerly of The Lazer Band. They're scattered out there in a sea of threadjackings and spelling corrections but they're out there. For instance -

Itwalksamongus wrote:I had an affair with a man - once.

He was my bass tech at the time. He really helped me out with my tone and then - after the show - he would help me out with - other things.

It was brief but ultimately very satisfying - like a cool refreshing bottle of Smirnoff Ice.

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Tim once said that Asian people having smaller dicks was a myth.

Don't ask me how he found out, I just assumed it was around the time he worked as a cock shaker in a restaurant's restroom facility for the the handicapped.

Itwalksamongus wrote:HAHAHAHAHAHA!! "Fuck you" means fuck off. "FUCK YOU ALL IN THE MOUTH!!!!" means you want other men to perform oral sex on you. Typing in all caps means you're REALLY excited about it!

Tim, they mean the exact same thing. Everyone can see that except for you. Why is that? Maybe because you have a history of handjobbing your bandmates.

deathcurse wrote:

Itwalksamongus wrote:HAHAHAHAHAHA!! "Fuck you" means fuck off. "FUCK YOU ALL IN THE MOUTH!!!!" means you want other men to perform oral sex on you. Typing in all caps means you're REALLY excited about it!

Tim, they mean the exact same thing.

For a gay like yourself I suppose that's true.

Any reason why you made up this fake quote?

I'll wait.

Itwalksamongus wrote:For a gay like yourself I suppose that's true.

Any reason why you made up this fake quote?

See - you made something up and then whined about me supposedly making something up. That's funny. If I made something up in this thread, that would be the reason.

But I didn't. You really tossed off some dudes in a van and then admitted it on the internet, Tim Miller of Japan, friend of wacko Billy Sheehan.

deathcurse wrote:
But I didn't. .

Yes, in fact you did.

Once again, time to take out the trash. You somehow tried to attach your current gay fantasy of young men jerking each other off on a tour bus onto me. The quote, of course, doesn't exist because I never posted that. Then I said you didn't post a link to my supposed quote. You then claimed I said you didn't post a link, which I never did. You made up this story, you've been exposed as the liar you are. -

- and now you're done.

Advantage - Itwalksamongus

mullet_head wrote:Tim once said that Asian people having smaller dicks was a myth. .

No, I didn't.

Itwalksamongus wrote:young men jerking each other off on a tour bus onto me.

Whoa!

I didn't say anything about anyone jerking off ONTO you.

Sounds like there's more to this story.

Tim, I like you, but...

Well, actually, I don't. At all. Fuck it.

Also, the quote says van, not tour bus.

Tim, did a bunch of guys jerk off onto you on a bus?

He's DONE. EXPOSED.

If he was at all successful, now would be the time for a press conference. Dude's past has caught up with him.