Poll...rate my looks

Post by **Metal Sludge** » Fri Oct 09, 2009 5:13 pm

He was banned (again) because he can't just come and post.
He has to get into these back and forth bullshit spats for pages and pages, that have no relevance to any topic, and he just won't quit, or bring his bullshit to the right board.
I warned him the other day, but he never learns.

Cliffenstein · Post by **Cliffenstein** » Fri Oct 09, 2009 5:13 pm

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:He couldn't even wait until tomorrow.

grish, I think the point is that he's not even supposed to be here in the first place.

So, why exactly was he banned and how do you go about getting banned around here? I thought this was an anything goes place.

grishnak boss · Post by **grishnak boss** » Fri Oct 09, 2009 5:15 pm

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:He couldn't even wait until tomorrow.

grish, I think the point is that he's not even supposed to be here in the first place.

I know....it's just hilarious how the moderator tortures him by letting him register and the moment he opens his stupid lisping mouth he's banned again.

Nice work

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong · Fri Oct 09, 2009 5:16 pm

how do you go about getting banned around here?

Remastering.

grishnak boss · Post by **grishnak boss** » Fri Oct 09, 2009 5:17 pm

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:
how do you go about getting banned around here?
Remastering.

Post by **Metal Sludge** » Fri Oct 09, 2009 5:23 pm

Cliffenstein wrote:
CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:He couldn't even wait until tomorrow.

grish, I think the point is that he's not even supposed to be here in the first place.
So, why exactly was he banned and how do you go about getting banned around here? I thought this was an anything goes place.

Annoying me is the quickest way to get banned.

Cliffenstein · Post by **Cliffenstein** » Fri Oct 09, 2009 5:24 pm

Metal Sludge wrote:He was banned (again) because he can't just come and post.
He has to get into these back and forth bullshit spats for pages and pages, that have no relevance to any topic, and he just won't quit, or bring his bullshit to the right board.
I warned him the other day, but he never learns.

Isn't that kinda what a lot of people do? Heck, I already got people who literally follow me around on every thread I post in just take pot shots.

Cliffenstein · Post by **Cliffenstein** » Fri Oct 09, 2009 5:25 pm

Metal Sludge wrote:Annoying me is the quickest way to get banned.

Oh...okay, well that makes sense...I suppose I better settle down with purposefully tryin' to rile up the regular top guns then before you give me the boot, too.

Cliffenstein · Post by **Cliffenstein** » Fri Oct 09, 2009 5:31 pm

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:Remastering.

In all seriousness, you really should hear my work...you might just find yourself pleasantly surprised. I'm sure there's some old stuff I've worked on that you dig:

Ratt (first four full lengths)
Lynch Mob (first two full lengths)
Stryper (Yellow And Black Attach original mix)
L.A. Guns (Hollywood Vampires)
GNR (Appetite)
Twisted Sister (You Can't Stop Rock 'N' Roll and Stay Hungry...because the official remasters were complete crap)
Kiss (Hot In The Shade, Kiss Killers and Smashes Thrashes & Hits)

Post by **Metal Sludge** » Fri Oct 09, 2009 5:32 pm

Rile up anyone you want...except me.
Just do it on the right board...this one.
Don't post anyone's names, addresses etc., and you'll be fine.

It's always seemed pretty simple to me, but we get our share of thick-headed douchebags around here that will never get it.

MickeyG · Post by **MickeyG** » Fri Oct 09, 2009 5:34 pm

Glad to see Kockstar posting again.

EvilRockPosh · Post by **EvilRockPosh** » Fri Oct 09, 2009 5:38 pm

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:
how do you go about getting banned around here?
Remastering.

Hahahahahahahahahahaha

Cliffenstein · Post by **Cliffenstein** » Fri Oct 09, 2009 5:46 pm

RPBitch wrote:Cliff, you seem like a nice enough guy. Maybe you just come across as a douchebag sometimes.

When you don't know someone in real life and all you have to go by is your impression of the person based on how you read their internet posts it's understandable.

I'm actually a decent, honorable and very real dude. I'm a straight shooter all the way.

I got the impression that there were certain folks around here who think too highly of themselves and their little sludge message board reputations. I'll be happy to admit it if I've been off base...ultimately, I'm being as petty to many of you as I feel you've been to me and others and, deserved or not, I shouldn't be doin' it.

RPBitch wrote:I think I just feel bad because of the whole "old man balls" thought.

I would have to have old man balls to even remotely be offended.

rattstar · Post by **rattstar** » Fri Oct 09, 2009 6:10 pm

Metal Sludge wrote:Rile up anyone you want...except me.
Just do it on the right board...this one.
Don't post anyone's names, addresses etc., and you'll be fine.

It's always seemed pretty simple to me, but we get our share of thick-headed douchebags around here that will never get it.

Jeeezz Mark Slaughters a bit grumpy tonight

Post by **Metal Sludge** » Fri Oct 09, 2009 6:15 pm

rattstar wrote:
Metal Sludge wrote:Rile up anyone you want...except me.
Just do it on the right board...this one.
Don't post anyone's names, addresses etc., and you'll be fine.

It's always seemed pretty simple to me, but we get our share of thick-headed douchebags around here that will never get it.
Jeeezz Mark Slaughters a bit grumpy tonight

No, I'm not grumpy. I just don't have a lot of patience for dumbasses like Abe.

rattstar · Post by **rattstar** » Fri Oct 09, 2009 6:20 pm

I'm sure he'll be back for some more banning ..........we'll keep the light on for him

Luminiferous · Post by **Luminiferous** » Fri Oct 09, 2009 6:24 pm

Abe gets Takaki'd again...

Gritt · Post by **Gritt** » Fri Oct 09, 2009 7:01 pm

I find it entertaining as hell when the mod comes out, pummels somebody, then disappears again for a few months.

BastaConLaDroga · Post by **BastaConLaDroga** » Fri Oct 09, 2009 11:19 pm

Kockstar wrote:
Cliffenstein wrote:
Kockstar wrote:What would you do if i came up and just ripped your scarf off of you??
Irrelevant,...internet tough guys aren't tough in real life.
Nope. Not irrelevant. It was a simple question.

What would you do if i saw you walking around and I just decided that I don't like your scarf. I ripped it off you and told you to put it in the trash and then told you that if you tried to get it out I would punch you.

Kockstar, you're an unshaven cunt. I'll tell you what I'd do if you even entertained the thought of trying that shite on me: I'd sue your arse, and you'd be in trouble. How does that sound, you desperate-housewife-sissy twat?

BastaConLaDroga · Post by **BastaConLaDroga** » Fri Oct 09, 2009 11:22 pm

LeatherSnake wrote:
You had been acting like an e-tough guy and threatening to fuck my shit up etc. and when we met in person, you slunk away like a pussy.

Remember? I walked right up to you and shook your hand-and you didnt do SHIT.

HA! Really??? Fuck me sideways, same old song and dance in the US as well, huh?

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong · Sat Oct 10, 2009 1:47 pm

Kockstar kicks ass.

Abe, on the other hand, is just always trying to get someone to kick his. Never before have I come across someone online who was always challenging messageboard posters to as many fights as he has.

deathcurse · Post by **deathcurse** » Sat Oct 10, 2009 1:52 pm

I like Abe when he talks about music. In the last week, he made me LOL twice, once with describing Paul Stanley's ear ("HE HAS NO EAR HOLE") and once when he described a handless woman taking pictures at a Kiss show.

Basically, if he would just stick to talking about Kiss people with physical deformities, he's alright.

I'm not going to tsk tsk his tendency to bicker because, well.....

grishnak boss · Post by **grishnak boss** » Sat Oct 10, 2009 7:57 pm

He's actually decent when he's lisping about music - the drum track he made for some iggy contest was cool.....but he goes apeshit when you poke him with sludge sticks

BastaConLaDroga · Post by **BastaConLaDroga** » Sun Oct 11, 2009 12:09 am

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:Kockstar kicks ass.

HA! Now this...

...makes more sense.

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:Abe, on the other hand, is just always trying to get someone to kick his. Never before have I come across someone online who was always challenging messageboard posters to as many fights as he has.[/b]

Kockstar came off like an utter 24 karat twat on this thread and, so far, nothing leads me to think he's not a twat.

He sounds like a bastard who has beans on toast, more beans on toast and several gallons of Southern Comfort then some more beans on toast, and some more beans, and some more beans, and perhaps a cheese butty, and some more Southern Comfort. And when he runs out of beans on toast and he realizes he can't start on his Pantera album covers, - because he's a talentless load of wank - he plays the bully on the boards, the big soft cunt.

And you know you're a cunt when Abe sounds smarter than you.

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong · Sun Oct 11, 2009 3:48 am

What have you been smoking and where the hell can I get some of it?

BastaConLaDroga · Post by **BastaConLaDroga** » Sun Oct 11, 2009 4:03 am

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote: What have you been smoking and where the hell can I get some of it?

I don't smoke it. It's green, it comes in pills and not only does it make you lose weight, it also keeps you awake for hours and gives you the ability to win running competitions. Wanna give it a go?

UtahRatt · Post by **UtahRatt** » Sun Oct 11, 2009 4:30 am

BastaConLaDroga wrote:he plays the bully on the boards, the big soft cunt.

I hear ya, I come to this place expecting smiles and unicorns as well but people like Kockstar ruin it for everyone.

Look at me, I'm making people happy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OlWzgkJSm5w

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong · Sun Oct 11, 2009 4:40 am

BastaConLaDroga wrote:I don't smoke it. It's green, it comes in pills and not only does it make you lose weight, it also keeps you awake for hours and gives you the ability to win running competitions. Wanna give it a go?

I haven't ran since '87.

Cliffenstein · Post by **Cliffenstein** » Sun Oct 11, 2009 5:32 am

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:I haven't ran since '87.

That's the year I graduated high school.

BastaConLaDroga · Post by **BastaConLaDroga** » Sun Oct 11, 2009 6:00 am

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:
BastaConLaDroga wrote:I don't smoke it. It's green, it comes in pills and not only does it make you lose weight, it also keeps you awake for hours and gives you the ability to win running competitions. Wanna give it a go?
I haven't ran since '87.

Oh come the fuck on, reaaaaaaaaaaaally???

Come to think of it: have you ever seen women linesmen running a line? It'd be as funny as fuck. They might be kitted out in their black uniforms, with their little flags and watches and whistles and all the rest, but they'd still run like they've got a mattress-size jam-rag rammed up their snatches.

Women cannot run.

At all.

And don't give me any of that Florence Griffith-Joyner or your Paula Ratcliffe shite. That's not proper running, and it's not done without fucking drugs, neither.

So fuck off. I mean, not you, Stoner, in general, aye?

Poll...rate my looks

Is Cliffy cool lookin'?

Re: Poll...rate my looks

Re: Poll...rate my looks

Re: Poll...rate my looks

Re: Poll...rate my looks

Re: Poll...rate my looks

Re: Poll...rate my looks

Re: Poll...rate my looks

Re: Poll...rate my looks

Re: Poll...rate my looks

Re: Poll...rate my looks

Re: Poll...rate my looks

Re: Poll...rate my looks

Re: Poll...rate my looks

Re: Poll...rate my looks

Re: Poll...rate my looks

Re: Poll...rate my looks

Re: Poll...rate my looks

Re: Poll...rate my looks

Re: Poll...rate my looks

Re: Poll...rate my looks

Re: Poll...rate my looks

Re: Poll...rate my looks

Re: Poll...rate my looks

Re: Poll...rate my looks

Re: Poll...rate my looks

Re: Poll...rate my looks

Re: Poll...rate my looks

Re: Poll...rate my looks

Re: Poll...rate my looks

Re: Poll...rate my looks