Poll...rate my looks
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Running is for skinny people.
Fuck that shit.
Fuck that shit.
tym wrote:She makes My air head 11 year old Girl look like Nikita Tesla.
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True, that! And by the way, I'm willing to bet my arse and left nut you're not a fat beached whale.CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:Running is for skinny people.
Fuck that shit.
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Shhhhhh...you'll ruin the fantasy.
tym wrote:She makes My air head 11 year old Girl look like Nikita Tesla.
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Untrue.CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:Running is for skinny people.
Fuck that shit.
I'm 120 pounds and I don't think I've ran in about 6 or 7 years.
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mm this thread is really boring since three pages ago
Please edit the thread title and put "was Guns N' Roses a hairband?"
Best regards,
the Sexx
Please edit the thread title and put "was Guns N' Roses a hairband?"
Best regards,
the Sexx
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I'd like to hear that, anybody has the mp3?grishnak boss wrote:He's actually decent when he's lisping about music - the drum track he made for some iggy contest was cool.....
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The lisping or the drum track?
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Yeah, he put a beatdown on that Mormon Church. Never stood a chance.Pretty Dead Boy wrote:I've seen homeboy fuck some shit up. You wouldn't stand a chance, DJDrugABitch.Cliffenstein wrote:Irrelevant,...internet tough guys aren't tough in real life.Kockstar wrote:What would you do if i came up and just ripped your scarf off of you??
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Luminiferous wrote:The lisping or the drum track?
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Are you sure you're not gay, Zombie?HeavyMetalZombie666 wrote:Kick ass looking.
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I am Very straight. Ask itwalksboyfriend his opinion on the guy and you will get something raunchy.
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Dude, seriously, do you ever not post something that people can use to stomp you into the ground??
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Yes I contribute a lot to discussions. You want to remember the negative shit.
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What do you contribute? The fact that your beautiful hair is sandy blonde? The fact that you cherish a lot of women and that you're very heterosexual? What about that this fruit cake, a guy mind you, is "kick ass" looking?
Who says that shit? Seriously, you just said that another dude is kick ass looking. You just made Rav Sputnik look like Steve McQueen.
Who says that shit? Seriously, you just said that another dude is kick ass looking. You just made Rav Sputnik look like Steve McQueen.
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I will discuss music and movies and other topics. Get past all that other stuff.
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You got the wrong person and besides I am not gay. What other people do in the privacy of their home is their business.
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Here are some of his contributions:HeavyMetalZombie666 wrote:Yes I contribute a lot to discussions. You want to remember the negative shit.
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I object to being called a fruit cake. I started this thread as a joke to goad a few people with.Punk wrote:What do you contribute? The fact that your beautiful hair is sandy blonde? The fact that you cherish a lot of women and that you're very heterosexual? What about that this fruit cake, a guy mind you, is "kick ass" looking?
Who says that shit? Seriously, you just said that another dude is kick ass looking. You just made Rav Sputnik look like Steve McQueen.
Carry on...
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Yeah, Joe...they all care about you! And...sniff, sniff, I'm just so upset that the sludgers "don't care" about me. Being that...well, you know...the majority of 'em don't care about anyone.Joeboy wrote:It's a good thing that nobody gives a sh*t about you anymore.
I would hate to see you embarass yourself with having to use sarcasm to prove to us that you still have a heartbeat.
Oh wait, lemme guess...you think these "people" are your friends and this board is your hangout spot. Haha...well, do continue with that.
later...Cliffy
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Hey! I care about you, Cliffy.
You're just the type of poster that Metal Sludge needs!. You're obviously brilliant and side-splittingly hilarious, not to mention a fucking AMAZING guitar player who actually WORKS IN THE INDUSTRY!!! Seriously, no one else around here can say that.
And good looking? Whoooboy! My middle finger has a massive cramp thanks to all those hawt photos you've posted. I don't believe for a minute that a hard-bodied, sex machine like you is creeping up on 40. Maybe 29, but not a year older!
And if all of that wasn't enough, you've gone and married a stunning, slack-jawed teenager with an IQ that hovers somewhere around spinach casserole. Dude! That's so fuckin' rock and roll! Praise Jesus and hallelujah! The only thing that could make you cooler was if her dad owned a liquor store, right?
Anyway, I've sent a PM to the mod explaining all of your unbelievable qualities and recommending that they just hand this entire board over to you right now, as there never has been and never will be another poster to rival your fantastical greatness. Let's keep our fingers crossed, boss!
You're just the type of poster that Metal Sludge needs!. You're obviously brilliant and side-splittingly hilarious, not to mention a fucking AMAZING guitar player who actually WORKS IN THE INDUSTRY!!! Seriously, no one else around here can say that.
And good looking? Whoooboy! My middle finger has a massive cramp thanks to all those hawt photos you've posted. I don't believe for a minute that a hard-bodied, sex machine like you is creeping up on 40. Maybe 29, but not a year older!
And if all of that wasn't enough, you've gone and married a stunning, slack-jawed teenager with an IQ that hovers somewhere around spinach casserole. Dude! That's so fuckin' rock and roll! Praise Jesus and hallelujah! The only thing that could make you cooler was if her dad owned a liquor store, right?
Anyway, I've sent a PM to the mod explaining all of your unbelievable qualities and recommending that they just hand this entire board over to you right now, as there never has been and never will be another poster to rival your fantastical greatness. Let's keep our fingers crossed, boss!
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Someone clone her now, so we have an army of Mitzis when she dies.
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Careful, there, Ms Dupree...you just might get yourself banned writing the admins about such nonsense.MitziDupree wrote:Hey! I care about you, Cliffy.
You're just the type of poster that Metal Sludge needs!. You're obviously brilliant and side-splittingly hilarious, not to mention a fucking AMAZING guitar player who actually WORKS IN THE INDUSTRY!!! Seriously, no one else around here can say that.
And good looking? Whoooboy! My middle finger has a massive cramp thanks to all those hawt photos you've posted. I don't believe for a minute that a hard-bodied, sex machine like you is creeping up on 40. Maybe 29, but not a year older!
And if all of that wasn't enough, you've gone and married a stunning, slack-jawed teenager with an IQ that hovers somewhere around spinach casserole. Dude! That's so fuckin' rock and roll! Praise Jesus and hallelujah! The only thing that could make you cooler was if her dad owned a liquor store, right?
Anyway, I've sent a PM to the mod explaining all of your unbelievable qualities and recommending that they just hand this entire board over to you right now, as there never has been and never will be another poster to rival your fantastical greatness. Let's keep our fingers crossed, boss!
FYI, my wife is 24 and I'm not creeping up on 40, I am 40.
later...Cliffy
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OMGZ!!! See? Already 40! It's just almost too incredible to believe. I'll let the 24 year-old wife thing slide, as it's much more rock and roll to imagine you married to a 19 year old! I did nail it on the spinach casserole thing, though, didn't I? LMAO.Cliffenstein wrote:Careful, there, Ms Dupree...you just might get yourself banned writing the admins about such nonsense.
FYI, my wife is 24 and I'm not creeping up on 40, I am 40.
later...Cliffy
Cliffy, you're like a breath of fresh air around here. I, for one, am willing to risk a banning to get you the respect you deserve. I hope you'll consider me for your First Lieutenant when you take the reins.
I've shared your pictures with the gals on my Field Hockey team, and they're clamoring for more. Where is the best place you'd recommend for me to send them to see more of the Cliff? Also, they're begging to know if you'll be on tour any time soon, and if you have any merchandise available (generally XL or XXL t-shirts are best for the girls). Can't wait to learn more!
Your Pal,
Mitzi
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No, you didn't nail it with the low IQ. I'm just not interested enough to remark on every attempt you make to sling that ol' sludgehammer around.
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I dunno, Cliff! I'd say you seem pretty interested in any remark that concerns you.
But don't worry. That's the mark of a true leader. A Sludge Leader. You need to stay on top of your troops, and we all understand the value of intel.
Forget those kids that call you cripplingly insecure! You and I know otherwise. You don't base your relevance or value on the physical appearance of yourself or your "wife." All of these pictures and assertations are just the icing on the cake of your wonderfulness. Your musicality. Your professionalism. Your shredtasticness.
Repeat after me, Cliffy: "Because I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and, doggonit, people like me!"
Still waiting to learn where to get those XXL t-shirts!
Your First Lieutenant,
Mitzi
But don't worry. That's the mark of a true leader. A Sludge Leader. You need to stay on top of your troops, and we all understand the value of intel.
Forget those kids that call you cripplingly insecure! You and I know otherwise. You don't base your relevance or value on the physical appearance of yourself or your "wife." All of these pictures and assertations are just the icing on the cake of your wonderfulness. Your musicality. Your professionalism. Your shredtasticness.
Repeat after me, Cliffy: "Because I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and, doggonit, people like me!"
Still waiting to learn where to get those XXL t-shirts!
Your First Lieutenant,
Mitzi
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Is this what the Brits call "taking the piss"?
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It's called...
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I gotta laugh just about every time I read something akin to "you just got pwned!" on this board. It comes across like someone's dad sayin', "that's dope!" in the 90s.
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I gotta laugh when some fruit cake in a scarf rocking a 70's era Stones shag over a receding hair line comes across as more of a crybaby teenage scene girl in a Brokencyde video than the obvious mid-life crisis in drainpipe trousers and Maybelline serioqueer he really is.
But since you've chosen the category "Things An Embarrassing Dad From The 90's Would Do" for $200, now you know how your trophy trout wife must have felt as a child of ten when some 28 year old ponce in a bolo tie and Creepers tried to impress her with his Steinhaus remastered versions of Peaches and Mmm-Mmm-Mmm-Mmm.
Keep combing what thinning hair you have left forward, Alopecia Ramone. You've quickly secured your spot as second biggest douche on the board right behind Itwalks. If either of you cared any less about what people said about you, you'd put these three guys out of work.
Consider thyself taken possession of.
But since you've chosen the category "Things An Embarrassing Dad From The 90's Would Do" for $200, now you know how your trophy trout wife must have felt as a child of ten when some 28 year old ponce in a bolo tie and Creepers tried to impress her with his Steinhaus remastered versions of Peaches and Mmm-Mmm-Mmm-Mmm.
Keep combing what thinning hair you have left forward, Alopecia Ramone. You've quickly secured your spot as second biggest douche on the board right behind Itwalks. If either of you cared any less about what people said about you, you'd put these three guys out of work.
Consider thyself taken possession of.
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Awww...look at widdle scareypants gettin' all riled up. How cute!Scaryhead wrote:I gotta laugh when some fruit cake in a scarf rocking a 70's era Stones shag over a receding hair line comes across as more of a crybaby teenage scene girl in a Brokencyde video than the obvious mid-life crisis in drainpipe trousers and Maybelline serioqueer he really is.
But since you've chosen the category "Things An Embarrassing Dad From The 90's Would Do" for $200, now you know how your trophy trout wife must have felt as a child of ten when some 28 year old ponce in a bolo tie and Creepers tried to impress her with his Steinhaus remastered versions of Peaches and Mmm-Mmm-Mmm-Mmm.
Keep combing what thinning hair you have left forward, Alopecia Ramone. You've quickly secured your spot as second biggest douche on the board right behind Itwalks. If either of you cared any less about what people said about you, you'd put these three guys out of work.
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