Poll...rate my looks

[Cliffenstein]

Like i would ever show up to anything your ever playing.

It wouldn't be a waste of your time, though...you'd have the chance to prove you're one of the few tough white guys in L.A...oh wait, you're not.

Then why do you want to know what people think of the way you look???

Geez, you're slow...I don't give actually a rip what people think. You may want to consider reading threads you post in.

Does JC Penny, Dillards, or even Sears sell your kind of scarfs???

Dunno, dude...everything I wear when I perform live is from used clothing stores.

DJ Ashaba looks like a idiot... So do you.

Well, that's two idiots who don't look anything alike. You posted that we do look alike...what does that make you? Let me answer that for you.

Idiot #3

I hope she starts to hide her tampons....

Then I wouldn't be able to find them to put 'em in her!

5 minutes.. max....

Two hours and 40 minutes

[Cliffenstein]

Actually, he looks like Paul Black Ron Woods Patti Smith

I'll take it!

[Cliffenstein]

You had been acting like an e-tough guy and threatening etc. and when we met in person, you slunk away.

Remember? I walked right up to you and shook your hand-and you didnt do.

Awesome...and the thing is...these guys are like this every single time.

No exceptions.

[Metal Sludge]

[Cliffenstein]

Ive never met you. You can call out PDB or Trashy or FFF. They were all there.

I never met you, I never met you, I never met you, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't! Waaaah waaah waaah waaah!

Internet reputations are a pretty dumb thing to worry about defending.

By the way...is the Huey you're talkin' about the lead singer from Gary84? He's a cool dude and they're a great band.

I just mastered their new disc, "Shut Up & Party"...good stuff.

[Cliffenstein]

why would i want to steal your scarf cliff???

Really?? Why???

Hello? You were the one who posted that you would do it if you ever saw me and what would I do if you did.

You silly little ninny.

[Metal Sludge]

Abe isn't going to be able to play anymore, because the dumbass just never learns.

But you boys have fun.

[Aristocrat]

Abe isn't going to be able to play anymore, because the dumbass just never learns.

But you boys have fun.

Does this mean somebody was vaporized?

[Luminiferous]

You had been acting like an e-tough guy and threatening etc. and when we met in person, you slunk away.

Remember? I walked right up to you and shook your hand-and you didnt do.

Awesome...and the thing is...these guys are like this every single time.

No exceptions.

Cliff and Abe.....Now THERE is a tag team...

[CrouchingStonerHiddenBong]

Abe isn't going to be able to play anymore, because

[niceboysdon'tsludge]

Hi guys, thought I'd bust my "Hatas Cherry" by pointing out that
the "Huey" being referred to is "Huey Ramone", not me,
although I've met Kockstar too for a bit...had a stroll down the strip
with him, if I remember correctly.

Also...
I've dealt with Cliffy at length on the phone and found him to be
the height of "personable" and "professional" altho', I don't know if that
means much in this "sludge slinging" context.

Play nice guys...or not....but, really I hope you can all kiss and makeup
in the end...

[RPB]

DJ Ashaba looks like a fucking idiot... So do you.

Why I oughta...

(For the record, DJ does look like hell NOW... as does this douchebag.)

[Cliffenstein]

Hi guys, thought I'd bust my "Hatas Cherry" by pointing out that the "Huey" being referred to is "Huey Ramone", not me, although I've met Kockstar too for a bit...had a stroll down the strip
with him, if I remember correctly.

Also...
I've dealt with Cliffy at length on the phone and found him to be
the height of "personable" and "professional" altho', I don't know if that
means much in this "sludge slinging" context.

Play nice guys...or not....but, really I hope you can all kiss and makeup
in the end...

All is good...as far as I'm concerned, the well of people who still give a crap about the music we all love gets smaller by the day. I enjoy giving the people who take it upon themselves to give everyone else a hard time something to get all ridiculously worked up about, but in the end, I respect 'em for holdin' onto a love of a kind of music that is no longer in fashion.

How's the new record bein' received, man?

[Cliffenstein]

(For the record, DJ does look like hell NOW... as does this douchebag.)

You'd be all over me if you ever saw me in real life and you know it (and Kristi's fists would be all over you!).

[MotleyPoo]

Dude, I have no REAL ill will toward you, but for some reason your posts make me want to punch babies.

[RPB]

I might as well blow my Grandpa. No. Thank. You.

All this Ashba comparison went to your head. Knock it off, Kockskab... I'm starting to gag.

[Metal Sludge]

There's not a chance in hell that I'm going to quote the picture of Abe's ass....but I like the boots!

[UtahRatt]

"I met Kockstar and he didn't do shit!!!!!"

Fuck Abe, yer one mental cat.

He never met me!! I had tickets to that Adler gig. I got them from Hugh...

I meant, I could see Abe after that night pumping his chest out in the mirror saying that repeatedly....He could have met anyone and went home thinking he stood up to everyone on Sludge.
The type of bitch you call a fag online and he spends the rest of the night trying to convince himself he's not gay.

Between him and Clitty I'm not sure who has a smaller penis complex.

[Bridget]

I hope she starts to hide her tampons....

Then I wouldn't be able to find them to put 'em in her!

She's too young to have figured this out for herself? Slow learner? Persistent vegetative state?

[RPB]

Here is where I will admit that I've never seen a man's taint and bag from that view. I really wish I hadn't. Even moreso because I just know that's Abe's real ass and bag, isn't it? Please, please just tell me it's a random picture you found on the interwebz.

(They look like they're hanging so low and heavy. Someone needs a girlfriend...)

[CrouchingStonerHiddenBong]

Low and heavy = Old dude balls.

Or Cisco Adler.

[Metal Sludge]

Sorry...it's him, and he posted it himself.
Every time I think this picture and the "tuck" pictures are gone, someone goes and does this.

At least it's funny this time.

And the boots are cute.

[Cliffenstein]

All this Ashba comparison went to your head.

No, it didn't...I don't look anything like him. I have the look you get from havin' a rock 'n' roll body at almost 40 and as far as I can tell he still looks like a kid.

I got no illusions...I ain't no pretty boy.

[niceboysdon'tsludge]

Hi guys, thought I'd bust my "Hatas Cherry" by pointing out that the "Huey" being referred to is "Huey Ramone", not me, although I've met Kockstar too for a bit...had a stroll down the strip
with him, if I remember correctly.

Also...
I've dealt with Cliffy at length on the phone and found him to be
the height of "personable" and "professional" altho', I don't know if that
means much in this "sludge slinging" context.

Play nice guys...or not....but, really I hope you can all kiss and makeup
in the end...

All is good...as far as I'm concerned, the well of people who still give a crap about the music we all love gets smaller by the day. I enjoy giving the people who take it upon themselves to give everyone else a hard time something to get all ridiculously worked up about, but in the end, I respect 'em for holdin' onto a love of a kind of music that is no longer in fashion.

How's the new record bein' received, man?

I think the vibe on SU&P has been pretty nice...and....uh....something's
telling me this may not be the best thread to discuss such things....heh


Anyways after reading a bit more of the posts here, I'll note that indeed
Kockstar "may" have ben referring to me....it gets a tad confusing
---but if we remember Huey is "Huey" and I'm "Hugh"----it's all good.


That was a cool night in early 2009 at the AA show----lotsa happy loving sludgers

Back to the stabbing gents and ladies....

[CrouchingStonerHiddenBong]

How many times has Abe been banned now?

HelixDrummer ( :lol )
Abe Freshley
spreadsclitsamongus
Einstien
BigHairTightPants
LarryDavidLeeRoth
LeatherSnake

Are there more?

[grishnak boss]

I know what would happen if you tried it with me...you'd be picking your teeth up off the ground.

And I wear both scarves and eyeliner. And Im over 40.


Why dont you fuck off and play tough guy somewhere else?

Sure, I think it's a little odd of Cliff to run a poll on his looks, but that doesnt give you the right to be a cunt. The guy seems nice to me.


Fucking prick.

LOL @ Abe -

Someone throws him a bone and he turns into a ferocious body guard

[grishnak boss]

How many times has Abe been banned now?

HelixDrummer ( :lol )
Abe Freshley
spreadsclitsamongus
Einstien
BigHairTightPants
LarryDavidLeeRoth
LeatherSnake

Are there more?

Not that I give a shit, but why was he banned this time? It's not like he's really disruptive, he's just like an annoying fly.

[Metal Sludge]

How many times has Abe been banned now?

HelixDrummer ( :lol )
Abe Freshley
spreadsclitsamongus
Einstien
BigHairTightPants
LarryDavidLeeRoth
LeatherSnake

Are there more?

There might be. I can't remember anymore.
He already tried to register again.
The name was Fixation. It was promptly deleted.

[RPB]

Jesus. I remember someone talking about Abe posting a picture of his ass, but I didn't think it was that... detailed. For fuck's sake, I'm trying to eat my Pot Pie!

Cliff, you seem like a nice enough guy. Maybe you just come across as a douchebag sometimes. I think I just feel bad because of the whole "old man balls" thought.


(I remember my creepy boss was making jokes with everyone while he was drunk and said, "One thing that's great about getting old is your nuts drop and hang. No more having to reach around and under to give her extra stimulation. Get 'em bouncing enough, they do it themselves!" I was like "Whut?" Now I get it. And I'm sickened. Richard Gere is forever ruined for me.)

[CrouchingStonerHiddenBong]

He couldn't even wait until tomorrow.

grish, I think the point is that he's not even supposed to be here in the first place.