Diseases You Would Like Royal Doucheness to Catch

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Diseases You Would Like Royal Doucheness to Catch

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Ebola
Necrotizing fasciitis
Lupus
Elephantiasis
Epidermodysplasia verruciformis
Swine flu
Tacoleg
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Adenovirus
Campylobacter infection
Coxsackievirus (hand-foot-mouth disease)
Enteroviruses
E. coli infection
Giardia infection
Rotavirus
Salmonella
Shigella
Tapeworms
Toxoplasmosis
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Tay-Sachs
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Colopleural fistula with fecopneumothorax

He is already full of shit, lets make it interesting shit for a change.
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Cancer of the prick.
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Good one DC.

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Alzheimer's, once he forgets how to turn on a PC the internet will become a better place.
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Royal Dudeness wrote:Good one DC.

How satisfying is life as an internet troll?
It's the Hatas Board, genius.
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Bacterial vaginosis
Trichomoniasis
Vulvodynia..

Not bad eh? :wink:
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Is there a disease that would make his uterus fall out?
poizond13 wrote:I have been very bummed out, sad and shocked for most of the night
Artemis2085 wrote:so I blurt out "I love you Paul!
Atomicpunk18 wrote:You see Black Crowes music has gotten me laid multiple times.
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deathcurse wrote:Ebola
Necrotizing fasciitis
Lupus
Elephantiasis
Epidermodysplasia verruciformis
Swine flu
Tacoleg
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Retardation
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UtahRatt wrote:Is there a disease that would make his uterus fall out?
Uterine prolapse
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Cooties.
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What does it say about the level of hatred for Doucheness when Bridget comes to Hatas to post about him?
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Caustic Queen wrote:
UtahRatt wrote:Is there a disease that would make his uterus fall out?
Uterine prolapse
Hear that Douchness? I hope you get Uterine prolapse you worthless Old Navy poser bitch.
poizond13 wrote:I have been very bummed out, sad and shocked for most of the night
Artemis2085 wrote:so I blurt out "I love you Paul!
Atomicpunk18 wrote:You see Black Crowes music has gotten me laid multiple times.
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UtahRatt wrote:
Caustic Queen wrote:
UtahRatt wrote:Is there a disease that would make his uterus fall out?
Uterine prolapse
Hear that Douchness? I hope you get Uterine prolapse you worthless Old Navy poser bitch.
Just tell me how to get it and I'll do my best for ya!
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Hold your nose, clamp your mouth shut, and blow as hard as you can.
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Royal Dudeness wrote:Just tell me how to get it and I'll do my best for ya!
Do some squats and try to take a shit. For the sake of a better planet I hope your best is good enough.

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poizond13 wrote:I have been very bummed out, sad and shocked for most of the night
Artemis2085 wrote:so I blurt out "I love you Paul!
Atomicpunk18 wrote:You see Black Crowes music has gotten me laid multiple times.
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Jesus fuck, man. Give a heads up before the Nghtmare Fuel.

Back on topic, RD is a popped collared polo away from being a Bro. Which is worse than any disease so far listed.
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deathcurse wrote:Ebola
Necrotizing fasciitis
Lupus
Elephantiasis
Epidermodysplasia verruciformis
Swine flu
Tacoleg

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Epidermodysplasia verruciformis too, huh? :lol:
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50 Cent wrote: Urinary Track Infection
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