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Is he just completely annoying and unfunny or is that his shtick? I'm having trouble understanding it.

His trolling of Deathcurse is starting to get really irritating and slightly pathetic.

He is shockingly unfunny and almost amazing in how bad he is at flaming people. Just unbelievable.

I use the word retard a lot but I think he might actually be retarded. I'd like to see IQ test results for him and Tommy2Tone. I think we're talking single digits here. Velcro laced shoes, etc.

His posts are like a Magic Eye, except no matter how long I stare at them they're still just a bunch of gibberish.

I love the velcro laced shoe and Magic Eye references

I wasn't even aware of this poster for awhile. I didn't even completely realize he existed till he started trolling the shit out of Deathcurse. That ''Is Deathcurse gay?'' thread made me realize what a poor poster we were dealing with.

deathcurse wrote:He is shockingly unfunny and almost amazing in how bad he is at flaming people. Just unbelievable.

I use the word retard a lot but I think he might actually be retarded. I'd like to see IQ test results for him and Tommy2Tone. I think we're talking single digits here. Velcro laced shoes, etc.

Who's trying to "flame" anyone?

I think it's hilarious to see you stutter and not know how to react when I don't go into meltdown mode like your other bitches around here.

LetUsPrey wrote:Is he just completely annoying and unfunny or is that his shtick? I'm having trouble understanding it.

His trolling of Deathcurse is starting to get really irritating and slightly pathetic.

Yes it is.
I learned the art of trolling from watching deathcurse troll/court iggy.

Edited to ask LetUsPray - Does deathcurse wipe your shit off his dick before you suck it, or do you clean it off with your tongue like a good little bitch?

who is that big pig in your signature that is supposed to be your dream girl her teeth look worse than an afgani who works in the market

uptheass wrote:who is that big pig in your signature that is supposed to be your dream girl her teeth look worse than an afgani who works in the market

Punctuation is your friend!

You guys are gonna make me cry.

Why can't I be one of the "cool kids"?

Gazpacho wrote:

uptheass wrote:who is that big pig in your signature that is supposed to be your dream girl her teeth look worse than an afgani who works in the market

Punctuation is your friend!

You guys are gonna make me cry.

Why can't I be one of the "cool kids"?

what are you talking about idiot i want to know who the ugly afgani woman is in your signature and why you think that a woman who has the teeth of a market place girl is your dream woman

Gazpacho wrote:I think it's hilarious to see you stutter and not know how to react when I don't go into meltdown mode like your other bitches around here.

No, you just follow me around from thread to thread and when I clown your dopey ass for everyone to see, you act even dumber and say shit like "You're funny. Can we be friends?"

You are STUPID. Don't flatter yourself into thinking anyone's trying to get you to "melt down." Nobody cares. That's for posters who are interesting. You are here to be made fun of, nothing more.

deathcurse wrote:

Gazpacho wrote:I think it's hilarious to see you stutter and not know how to react when I don't go into meltdown mode like your other bitches around here.

No, you just follow me around from thread to thread and when I clown your dopey ass for everyone to see, you act even dumber and say shit like "You're funny. Can we be friends?"

You are STUPID. Don't flatter yourself into thinking anyone's trying to get you to "melt down." Nobody cares. That's for posters who are interesting. You are here to be made fun of, nothing more.

Settle down pal.

Everything will be o.k.

Just relax and take a deep breath.


The last IQ test was 127. Man I am stupid.


I don't think that you can comprehend the fact that I'm not worried about proving I have a bigger dick than you by "flaming" someone every other post I make.

uptheass wrote:

Gazpacho wrote:

uptheass wrote:who is that big pig in your signature that is supposed to be your dream girl her teeth look worse than an afgani who works in the market

Punctuation is your friend!

You guys are gonna make me cry.

Why can't I be one of the "cool kids"?

what are you talking about idiot i want to know who the ugly afgani woman is in your signature and why you think that a woman who has the teeth of a market place girl is your dream woman

You would not know because you obviously only watch gay porn.

Gazpacho wrote:You would not know because you obviously only watch gay porn.

you would know because you obviously only watch horse porn look at her teeth she looks like she should be pulling a wagon full of knitted shawls in downtown kabul

uptheass wrote:

Gazpacho wrote:You would not know because you obviously only watch gay porn.

you would know because you obviously only watch horse porn look at her teeth she looks like she should be pulling a wagon full of knitted shawls in downtown kabul

Gazpacho wrote:The last IQ test was 127. Man I am stupid.

Nobody on a message board has ever cited IQ test results who weren't at the very least functionally retarded. Congrats, friend.

Gazpacho wrote:I don't think that you can comprehend the fact that I'm not worried about proving I have a bigger dick than you by "flaming" someone every other post I make.

Okay, you're not worried but you'll follow me around AND make a Hatas thread about me.

You're ate the fuck up. Which is unsurprising because you're something of a fatty boombalatty.

deathcurse wrote:

Gazpacho wrote:The last IQ test was 127. Man I am stupid.

Nobody on a message board has ever cited IQ test results who weren't at the very least functionally retarded. Congrats, friend.

Gazpacho wrote:I don't think that you can comprehend the fact that I'm not worried about proving I have a bigger dick than you by "flaming" someone every other post I make.

Okay, you're not worried but you'll follow me around AND make a Hatas thread about me.

You're ate the fuck up. Which is unsurprising because you're something of a fatty boombalatty.

Yeah it was strange when I followed you onto that drummer Troy thread and started shit huh?

Yes I am plumping up rather nicely in my twilight years...your mom loooves the fat cock.

Gazpacho wrote:Yeah it was strange when I followed you onto that drummer Troy thread and started shit huh?

Wah. One example where I gave you shit first. Welcome to Metal Sludge, Chubb Rock.

Gazpacho wrote:Yes I am plumping up rather nicely in my twilight years...your mom loooves the fat cock.

Yeah, you know how fat guys have ENORMOUS dicks.

This is what people are talking about. Your insults are nonsensical.

Oh then the time when we were in a "flame war" (ooooh) in the are you gay thread, and I spent all that time looking thru the post a picture of yourself thread so I could post it, remember? Oh wait that was you .

Dude give it up already.

Sincerely,
Chubb Rock

Welcome to Metal Sludge, Chubb Rock


Since I've been here longer than you.

I guess I better hurry and up my posts so I can be cool too.

Gazpacho wrote:Oh then the time when we were in a "flame war" (ooooh) in the are you gay thread, and I spent all that time looking thru the post a picture of yourself thread so I could post it, remember? Oh wait that was you .

All that time?

Moron, it takes 5 seconds using the search function if you know what words to put in.

Holy shit, you have an IQ of 127???

Was that a Facebook quiz or something?

Gazpacho wrote:Welcome to Metal Sludge, Chubb Rock


Since I've been here longer than you.

I guess I better hurry and up my posts so I can be cool too.

That isn't what I was saying, moron. Moron, I was saying that you're on Metal Sludge where people give each other shit. I wasn't talking about how long either of us have been here.

Moron, stop being such a moron.

Fucking hell. I wish I could unread Gazpacho's posts in this thread.

deathcurse wrote:

Gazpacho wrote:Welcome to Metal Sludge, Chubb Rock


Since I've been here longer than you.

I guess I better hurry and up my posts so I can be cool too.

That isn't what I was saying, moron. Moron, I was saying that you're on Metal Sludge where people give each other shit. I wasn't talking about how long either of us have been here.

Moron, stop being such a moron.

Jesus you sound like a fucking broken record of a whining 7 yr old girl.

EvilRockPosh wrote:Fucking hell. I wish I could unread Gazpacho's posts in this thread.

Not possible, nor can you unsuck my cock

EvilRockPosh wrote:Fucking hell. I wish I could unread Gazpacho's posts in this thread.

I on the other hand wish I could unhear the horrible songs on your myspace page.

stupid
idiot
moron
retarded

dc aren't you in some kind of community college? Is that where you learn this impressive (albeit limited) vocabulary?

Well, I'm going into my studio for a while to record some music and drink some beer (there goes a few more pounds!) maybe I'll be buzzed when I'm done and you can get me upset then.

Gazpacho wrote:stupid
idiot
moron
retarded

dc aren't you in some kind of community college? Is that where you learn this impressive (albeit limited) vocabulary?

You act like you would be able to understand me if I were to use more dazzling words. I'm merely trying to communicate with a shit-ape the best way I can.

Gazpacho wrote:Well, I'm going into my studio for a while to record some music and drink some beer (there goes a few more pounds!) maybe I'll be buzzed when I'm done and you can get me upset then.

Bro, your life is so awesome! I'm jealous.

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

LetUsPray.