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Round these here parts ain't none nobody talk no shit bout no housewives. "Homemaker"? Well la-dee-da! Let us all eat of the caviar and drink of the champagne in our fancy Manhattan condominium apartment!

Anyways. I kinda think homemaker is worse than housewife, because it's only a term a housewife embarrassed about being a housewife would use. And the men she tamed. Down with homemakers! Housewife pride!


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Soccer moms are always getting indignant about SOMETHING. Don't you soccer moms ever give it a rest?
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In Korea, the respectful way to address a woman is "Ajumah"....the direct translation of that is housewife. You call any woman anything other than that and it's a sign of disrespect.

Just the idea of housewife being a derogatory term shows how truly fucked up things are here. It's not that great a leap for young girls to attach the idea that if the name is patronizing...show is the job description. You can change it to Domestic Engineer or whatever as much as you want but they'll still be hearing housewife.
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I make fun of bitches for being housewives when it's convenient, but the truth is that I'd love to be one now that my kids are older and in school all day.

Not saying I'd keep an immaculate homestead or anything - just that I'd like to sit around on my fat ass smoking weed and posting on the internet all day. I'd probably bake some cookies, though.
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I would also love to be a housewife. You know, like, to a lesbian. Except one that likes my penis and sometimes me.
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Yeah, I'm kind of a housewife. I only work about 15 hours a week, so I'm home a lot. It is kind of fun now that my kids are older and in school. I'm not a soccer mom, though. They are just some other kind of creature. I have a soccer mom harassing me right now, actually. She keeps trying to arrange play dates and sleepovers between my kid and hers. My daughter is only 7 and really not into going to people's houses yet, but this lady is super pushy and overly interested in her first grader's social life.
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saracapri wrote:Yeah, I'm kind of a housewife. I only work about 15 hours a week, so I'm home a lot. It is kind of fun now that my kids are older and in school. I'm not a soccer mom, though. They are just some other kind of creature. I have a soccer mom harassing me right now, actually. She keeps trying to arrange play dates and sleepovers between my kid and hers. My daughter is only 7 and really not into going to people's houses yet, but this lady is super pushy and overly interested in her first grader's social life.
When's she going to start posting here?
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She is too busy baking cupcakes and attending PTA meetings. Sorry, you're stuck with my lazy ass.
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saracapri wrote:She is too busy baking cupcakes and attending PTA meetings. Sorry, you're stuck with my lazy ass.
That's the beauty of this site. You can just pretend to be her and everyone will get creeped out all the same. You can even get Elise to back you up.

I was referring to the 7 year old, by the way.
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:lol:
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I bet your kid is the cutest little bugger in all of Kentucky.
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I really like cupcakes. Vanilla, though. Chocolate is lame.
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knuckles.is.contractual wrote:I really like cupcakes. Vanilla, though. Chocolate is lame.
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deathcurse wrote:I bet your kid is the cutest little bugger in all of Kentucky.
"Bugger" and "Kentucky" in the same sentence sounds like code.
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I hope not!

I don't even think she's 7 though. She's baking cupcakes and going to PTA meetings. I think sara adopted a little person; Kentucky's supposedly lousy with them.
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I was talking about actual cupcakes, not boobs.
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deathcurse wrote:bugger.
That's a bad word.

My midget is the cutest on the block, though.
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I don't know how old Chicke's daughter was when she was posting, but would have no trouble believing it was her daughter and I don't think it makes Chicke a bad parent to let her daughter post on a message board like this one. No worse than having a Facebook or Myspace page.

I remember my own daughter telling ME about Metal Sludge, the Main Page, back in 1999, when a friend of hers on AOL linked her to it after a AIM discussion about music. She was 14. Back then you could lurk the gossip board without registering. I don't know how long she was here before she told me.

Mother/teenage daughter dynamics are different in each family.
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The dynamics in her family run a little sumpin like this, "Honey you better ask your Daddy to help with the homework. I was blowing my boyfriend all afternoon and I'm a little spent."
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Kiss Crue wrote:The dynamics in her family run a little sumpin like this, "Honey you better ask your Daddy to help with the homework. I was blowing my boyfriend all afternoon and I'm a little spent."
Dude, a couple of months ago you were calling me "Amish" and "a puritan". You can't get your shit straight, but one thing is evident - I get under your skin big time no matter what I post.

Whenever you attempt a burn on me, I just consider the source. And by "the source" I mean "your perpetually chapped ass."
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Kiss Crue wrote:The dynamics in her family run a little sumpin like this, "Honey you better ask your Daddy to help with the homework. I was blowing my boyfriend all afternoon and I'm a little spent."
They're on a different course, you sanctimonious prick.
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:lol: Oh, man.
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Indeed, for shame.
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What the fuck is down syndrome on about?

I must have missed something somewhere.
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Hahaha, I wasn't aware I was so tough when they WERE around.

Us Asians aren't really known for kicking that much ass. Well, except Bruce Lee and that shit didn't end up going too well for him.
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Oh dear. Someone poked the bear.
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LMMFAO @ "Shitty Gopee".
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chickenona wrote:
Kiss Crue wrote:The dynamics in her family run a little sumpin like this, "Honey you better ask your Daddy to help with the homework. I was blowing my boyfriend all afternoon and I'm a little spent."
Dude, a couple of months ago you were calling me "Amish" and "a puritan". You can't get your shit straight, but one thing is evident - I get under your skin big time no matter what I post.

Whenever you attempt a burn on me, I just consider the source. And by "the source" I mean "your perpetually chapped ass."

Nobody is a perfect parent here. Not me. You like to stick your chin out here. You probably should learn to take comments in stride more or stop sharing every detail of your "journey" or "course" or whatever it is you think you're on.
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chickenona wrote:Take that finger you're wagging in my face and cram it up your ass, you sanctimonious no-life-having little manchild puke. Fuck you.
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Kiss Crue wrote:
chickenona wrote:
Kiss Crue wrote:The dynamics in her family run a little sumpin like this, "Honey you better ask your Daddy to help with the homework. I was blowing my boyfriend all afternoon and I'm a little spent."
Dude, a couple of months ago you were calling me "Amish" and "a puritan". You can't get your shit straight, but one thing is evident - I get under your skin big time no matter what I post.

Whenever you attempt a burn on me, I just consider the source. And by "the source" I mean "your perpetually chapped ass."

Nobody is a perfect parent here. Not me. You like to stick your chin out here. You probably should learn to take comments in stride more or stop sharing every detail of your "journey" or "course" or whatever it is you think you're on.
Where are you getting the impression that I'm not "taking comments in stride" here? Do you honestly think I started this thread just so I could amass a bunch of finger-wagging posts WITHOUT ANSWERING THEM?

You do understand that this is a "Hatas" board, right?
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chickenona wrote:Where are you getting the impression that I'm not "taking comments in stride" here?
chickenona wrote:Take that finger you're wagging in my face and cram it up your ass, you sanctimonious no-life-having little manchild puke. Fuck you.
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