Metal Sludge Gossip Board

Mick Slaughter wrote: and have a banging hot girlfriend

Mick Slaughter wrote:Hey Faggots,

My name is Mick, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures & wanking over shittty metal bands. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Mick Slaughter wrote:Congratulations, you proved my point.

Mick Slaughter wrote:

SeminiferousButtNoid wrote:

Mick Slaughter wrote:Congratulations, you proved my point.

Prove that I proved it.


Take your time.

Prove i didnt.

Take as time as you need, but be warned i have a life so i may not reply instantly

Mick Slaughter wrote:You did'nt answer any of my questions, loser

Mick Slaughter wrote:

justinjc7 wrote:

Mick Slaughter wrote:You did'nt answer any of my questions, loser

Which questions dumb shit? They seemed rhetorical to me

Does anyone here get pussy? yes many people on this board have

Do you play any sports? I'm currently on an intramural basketball team and have played organized sports my whole life-football, basketball, baseball, soccer, track, tennis, and golf. And those were all in organized leagues, not shooting hoops with my friend

Congratulations man

Baseball?
Soccer?
Track?
Tennis?
Golf?

No wonder your a Runt.
Get meat on you and get in the boxing ring chump.

I also doubt youve had any pussy man, look at you.
I mean ive never met a girl who likes faggots who mice around playing pussy "sports", if you can call them that.

Also, your american yes?
HAAAAAAAAA FIGURES!

Mick Slaughter wrote:Is this what your mommy says to you when you come home from school crying your worthless eyes out cause everyone takes the piss outta you?
I love people like you, they remind me of how awesome i really am, not that i need it because im told constantly by everyone around me.

Mick Slaughter wrote:

justinjc7 wrote:

Mick Slaughter wrote:Is this what your mommy says to you when you come home from school crying your worthless eyes out cause everyone takes the piss outta you?
I love people like you, they remind me of how awesome i really am, not that i need it because im told constantly by everyone around me.

Damn it. I knew P13 would come back with a new alternym

WAT?

Mick Slaughter wrote:Hey Faggots,

My name is Mick, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures & wanking over shittty metal bands. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?

I'm young, and I'm hotter than you. Hair, clothes, face, everything.

Probably you look like a Radiohead dude

Best regards,
the Sexx

Mick Slaughter wrote:Hey Faggots,

My name is Mick, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures & wanking over shittty metal bands. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

SeminiferousButtNoid wrote:
I don't have to prove it, you made the claim.


Let me know when you have proof

Advantage, Buttnoid.

Mick Slaughter wrote:My name is Mick, and I hate every single one of you.

SexxAtraxxion wrote:

Mick Slaughter wrote:Hey Faggots,

My name is Mick, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures & wanking over shittty metal bands. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?

I'm young, and I'm hotter than you. Hair, clothes, face, everything.

Probably you look like a Radiohead dude

Best regards,
the Sexx

Mick Slaughter wrote:Hey Faggots,

My name is Mick, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures & wanking over shittty metal bands. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

X_SlaytallicA_X wrote:

Mick Slaughter wrote:Hey Faggots,

My name is Mick, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures & wanking over shittty metal bands. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

This 7-year old 4chan copypasta is delicious.