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Re: Muppett Butt/Whpprsnpprr: Sludge's Resident Bitch Boy

Post by cantstopthemusic » Sun Aug 21, 2011 9:12 pm

You should go back to Whpprfggtt.
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Re: Muppett Butt/Whpprsnpprr: Sludge's Resident Bitch Boy

Post by Hungwell » Mon Aug 22, 2011 2:49 pm

Tard Army Fail Private wrote:
deathcurse wrote:
Tard Army Fail Private wrote:I do spend a lot of time on here but very little time is spent caring who the mod is.
You spend very little time caring who the mod is but at the same time you'll publicly speculate who the mod is. :lol:

I love it when people get proved wrong and they're like "I don't even care. This is stupid." This is stupid? YOU'RE STUPID. I've been in this business fifteen years
.
No. Buttnoid said that the mod banned me so I started proving him wrong and in that conversation, it became evident that I thought Hungwell was one of the mods. Metal Sludge messaged me and told me different.
I never publicly speculated who the mod is. The Mod could be Lars Ulrich. I really don't care.
Of course you care. Very much so in fact.

That is why you asked the mod if you could switch over from whopperfaggot to muppetfaggot so you could get out from under the Tard Army Fail Private title. You cared enough to 'promise to behave', like a good little tardling.

You also cared because you thought it MUST have been I who bestowed that title upon you. You cared enough to drop my nym hundreds of times all without ever being addressed by me first. You are then promptly shit on, at and over before again slinking away, giving even the limpest of wrists a reason to facepalm. You are so delusional that you think the posters who can't be bothered to add anything to this All-You-Can-Pwn spread, must like you.

The truth is that outside of a couple posters who also share your penchant for losing, I have never seen anyone say anything but negative things about you. All of them true.

You have been post-whoring for the past 4 years over TWO nyms and your only known for being a 'no game ankle biter'. That is no accident, kid.



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Re: Muppett Butt/Whpprsnpprr: Sludge's Resident Bitch Boy

Post by SeminiferousButtNoid » Mon Aug 22, 2011 3:23 pm

Whpprrcrppr, I was going to use my influence with the mod to get you promoted to Fail Private First Class. But after that bash & own by Hungwell, I just don't know...

:lol:

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MetalSludgeCEO wrote:But you can't help but notice the nutcases who cannot resist throwing their political views onto everything. "#Morons $tEvil
Point taken. Right after I posted, I wished the delete feature was still here.
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Re: Muppett Butt/Whpprsnpprr: Sludge's Resident Bitch Boy

Post by deathcurse » Mon Aug 22, 2011 3:39 pm

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Post by Gritt » Mon Aug 22, 2011 5:18 pm

SeminiferousButtNoid wrote:Whpprrcrppr, I was going to use my influence with the mod to get you promoted to Fail Private First Class. But after that bash & own by Hungwell, I just don't know...

:lol:

He'd probably take the promotion seriously.
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Post by Skate4RnR » Mon Aug 22, 2011 5:37 pm

SeminiferousButtNoid wrote:Whpprrcrppr, I was going to use my influence with the mod to get you promoted to Fail Private First Class. But after that bash & own by Hungwell, I just don't know...
Ha ha...BITCH!
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Re: Muppett Butt/Whpprsnpprr: Sludge's Resident Bitch Boy

Post by muppet butt » Mon Aug 22, 2011 9:53 pm

Hungwell wrote:
That is why you asked the mod if you could switch over from whopperfaggot to muppetfaggot so you could get out from under the Tard Army Fail Private title. You cared enough to 'promise to behave', like a good little tardling.
Nope. Never happened. I never asked the mod to switch usernames.
You're wrong.
Hungwell wrote:You also cared because you thought it MUST have been I who bestowed that title upon you.
Because you said you did it dumbass lol. Why would I care beyond that? The title was there and you said it was you. Whether you did it directly or cried to a mod to have it done, either way...I got to you.
Spin it any way you want.
Hungwell wrote:You cared enough to drop my nym hundreds of times all without ever being addressed by me first.
More spin cycle. Hundreds of times? Really? I was making fun of you because you're a douchebag. And it was nowhere near hundreds of times.
I love how you "care" enough to go out of your way to get a mod to put a title on me because you got your feelings hurt, but I make fun of you in some threads and that means more.
Riiiiight :lol:

And you keep trying to point out that having more followers on a message board somehow means something.
People are just afraid to talk shit to you because you went grade A apeshit crazy on Iggy before he died. Nobody wants that but I don't give a fuck.
You're in your 40's aren't you? And being popular on a message board is something you bring up to me all the time like it's something important.
The truth is, all you can match against me are some fratboy type insults about me being gay and that the fact that you're popular here.
Do you sit back at night and think "I pwned some people today. And people liked me. I'm somebody..."

:lol:

Uh oh, did I hurt your feelings again?
Are you going to cry to the mod yet again?
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Re: Muppett Butt/Whpprsnpprr: Sludge's Resident Bitch Boy

Post by Hungwell » Mon Aug 22, 2011 10:52 pm

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Re: Muppett Butt/Whpprsnpprr: Sludge's Resident Bitch Boy

Post by muppet butt » Tue Aug 23, 2011 4:00 pm

Yeah you've got nothing. :lol:
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Re: Muppett Butt/Whpprsnpprr: Sludge's Resident Bitch Boy

Post by SeminiferousButtNoid » Tue Aug 23, 2011 6:53 pm

So Whpprrcrpprr's sooper burnn is that everybody secretly thinks he's great, but they don't want to come out and say it because they are afraid of Hungwell?




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MetalSludgeCEO wrote:But you can't help but notice the nutcases who cannot resist throwing their political views onto everything. "#Morons $tEvil
Point taken. Right after I posted, I wished the delete feature was still here.
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Re: Muppett Butt/Whpprsnpprr: Sludge's Resident Bitch Boy

Post by deathcurse » Tue Aug 23, 2011 8:30 pm

:lol:
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Re: Muppett Butt/Whpprsnpprr: Sludge's Resident Bitch Boy

Post by muppet butt » Tue Aug 23, 2011 9:15 pm

SeminiferousButtNoid wrote:So Whpprrcrpprr's sooper burnn is that everybody secretly thinks he's great, but they don't want to come out and say it because they are afraid of Hungwell?
Nope. Try again. The thing about you Buttnoid is that I can count on you to be wrong.
Every.
Fucking.
Time.

:lol:

Keep plugging away though.
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Re: Muppett Butt/Whpprsnpprr: Sludge's Resident Bitch Boy

Post by SeminiferousButtNoid » Tue Aug 23, 2011 9:42 pm

Whpprrfggrr, more posters have been calling you out in deathcurse's post-Mummy lounge thread and on the Gossip Board. How does this new evidence change your theory in relation to this thread, and how can you as a poster overcome the public's perception of you as Mongo Numero Uno? A few words, please sir.
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MetalSludgeCEO wrote:But you can't help but notice the nutcases who cannot resist throwing their political views onto everything. "#Morons $tEvil
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Re: Muppett Butt/Whpprsnpprr: Sludge's Resident Bitch Boy

Post by Hungwell » Wed Aug 24, 2011 9:54 am

Grab a No 2 pencil. It is time for Tard Rewind.

The Fail Private changed his nym with the sole purpose of getting out from under the Tard Army title. He did this during my 6 month long Sludge sabbatical. Upon my return, he immediately started back begging for my attention once again. Giving him the title back absolutely caused him to start the failspin that we all still enjoy to this day.

Anyone who has been here for the past 4 years knows he has dropped my nym hundreds of times without my ever mentioning him first. This proves exactly how much he cares and how much I don't.

He says he
"makes fun of me". That is tard-speak for submitting another witless sentence followed by senseless smileys. I then shit on his head and before it can dry he shouts,"i got to you". Repeat.

He likes to believe that letting vagrants discharge the contents of their ball-bags about his face, neck and chest must be the impetus behind many who point and laugh.

He is far too slow of mind to ever grasp that his affinity for smegma has nothing to do with his perfect failure rate.




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Post by muppet butt » Wed Aug 24, 2011 11:32 am

Hungwell wrote:Grab a No 2 pencil. It is time for Tard Rewind.

The Fail Private changed his nym with the sole purpose of getting out from under the Tard Army title.
Nope :lol:
Right off the bat and you're wrong. Is that why you wanted me to bring a pencil so I can record how many times you'll be wrong in this post? Ok...check!
Hungwell wrote:He did this during my 6 month long Sludge sabbatical.
You took a sabbatical from a message board??? :lol:
That's the gayest thing I've ever heard.
Hungwell wrote:Upon my return, he immediately started back begging for my attention once again. Giving him the title back absolutely caused him to start the failspin that we all still enjoy to this day.
In reality, I simply got to you once again and you cried to the mod to put the title on my account. Since then, I've posted as I've always posted so nothing's really changed there.
Check!
Hungwell wrote:Anyone who has been here for the past 4 years knows he has dropped my nym hundreds of times
Wrong again...check!
Hungwell wrote:without my ever mentioning him first. This proves exactly how much he cares and how much I don't.
It must've been the sabbatical you took.
Hungwell wrote:He says he "makes fun of me".That is tard-speak for submitting another witless sentence followed by senseless smileys. I then shit on his head and before it can dry he shouts,"i got to you". Repeat.
Translation: you post a silly pic only 19 year-old fratboys find funny that you got off the internet every time I get to you.
Hungwell wrote:He likes to believe that letting vagrants discharge the contents of their ball-bags about his face, neck and chest must be the impetus behind many who point and laugh.

I think this says more about you than it does me.
Hungwell wrote:He is far too slow of mind to ever grasp that his affinity for smegma has nothing to do with his perfect failure rate.
And yet you bring it up in pretty much every post about me.
Hmmmm...
Oh yeah because underneath the blue smurf font, and "tard, pwn" stuff, you've really...
got....
nothing.



Well this has been fun.
I'll check back tomorrow and watch your blue ass struggle through another post of made up stuff.

Fail much?

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Re: Muppett Butt/Whpprsnpprr: Sludge's Resident Bitch Boy

Post by grishnak boss » Wed Aug 24, 2011 1:42 pm

Hungwell wrote:Grab a No 2 pencil. It is time for Tard Rewind.

The Fail Private changed his nym with the sole purpose of getting out from under the Tard Army title. He did this during my 6 month long Sludge sabbatical. Upon my return, he immediately started back begging for my attention once again. Giving him the title back absolutely caused him to start the failspin that we all still enjoy to this day.

Anyone who has been here for the past 4 years knows he has dropped my nym hundreds of times without my ever mentioning him first. This proves exactly how much he cares and how much I don't.

He says he
"makes fun of me". That is tard-speak for submitting another witless sentence followed by senseless smileys. I then shit on his head and before it can dry he shouts,"i got to you". Repeat.

He likes to believe that letting vagrants discharge the contents of their ball-bags about his face, neck and chest must be the impetus behind many who point and laugh.

He is far too slow of mind to ever grasp that his affinity for smegma has nothing to do with his perfect failure rate.


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Re: Muppett Butt/Whpprsnpprr: Sludge's Resident Bitch Boy

Post by Gritt » Wed Aug 24, 2011 3:11 pm

So why the nym change? Care to expound on that?
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Post by SeminiferousButtNoid » Wed Aug 24, 2011 3:41 pm

He doesn't have the neurons to answer that. Even "yes or no" questions cause his brain to divide by zero.
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MetalSludgeCEO wrote:But you can't help but notice the nutcases who cannot resist throwing their political views onto everything. "#Morons $tEvil
Point taken. Right after I posted, I wished the delete feature was still here.
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Post by muppet butt » Thu Aug 25, 2011 10:00 am

Sixdgritt wrote:So why the nym change? Care to expound on that?
For like the 12th time? (Yawn) Not really.

You guys have got nothing here.
Bored.
Done.
Bye.
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Re: Muppett Butt/Whpprsnpprr: Sludge's Resident Bitch Boy

Post by Hungwell » Thu Aug 25, 2011 10:10 am

TardArmyFailPrivate wrote:"Na-uh!! :lol: " a bunch of times


Ok then.




This was the very last time he "made fun of me". Enjoy.





Hungwell wrote:
Tard Army Fail Private wrote:
Hungwell wrote:
After getting high-fived by a Fail Private you thought it couldn't get any worse for sleazy. Then that.
Are any of these threads of yours worth enough money for to pick up a copy of this? Image

Nothing says fail more than a bumbled attempt at a sentence like this.



You find a way to fail where none existed.

I used a period after my first sentence. It is a full stop. End of sentence. The next sentence started with "THEN" because I was letting everyone know what happened NEXT.

You are the kind of stupid that many in the mental health field have only read about.
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Post by Gritt » Thu Aug 25, 2011 5:42 pm

muppet butt wrote:
Sixdgritt wrote:So why the nym change? Care to expound on that?
For like the 12th time? (Yawn) Not really.

You guys have got nothing here.
Bored.
Done.
Bye.
So when can we expect the next nym change? You seem to like to run and hide so I would venture to guess that it will be soon.
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Re: Muppett Butt/Whpprsnpprr: Sludge's Resident Bitch Boy

Post by Hungwell » Fri Aug 26, 2011 5:59 pm

Sixdgritt wrote:
TardArmyFailPrivate wrote:
Sixdgritt wrote:So why the nym change? Care to expound on that?
Didn't hurt! *derp*

Real.
Comfortable.
Jeans.
So when can we expect the next nym change? You seem to like to run and hide so I would venture to guess that it will be soon.
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Post by Skate4RnR » Fri Sep 09, 2011 8:20 pm

Whopperqueef's been saving my pics and posting them all over bragging about how much cum he's spurted looking at me. It's quite flattering really.
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Post by UtahRatt » Fri Sep 09, 2011 9:23 pm

muppet butt wrote:That's the gayest thing I've ever heard.

So you can slander gays but get butt hurt when I do?



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Post by Skate4RnR » Sat Sep 10, 2011 5:59 am

Filthy butt fucker.
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Post by Skate4RnR » Sat Sep 10, 2011 10:54 am

muppet butt wrote:I never saved your pic, you stupid piece of white trash. "PeePee Dick Asshole?" Are you actually a grown man typing these words? You're fat, stupid and ugly as a boot and out of respect, I won't say anything about that thing you're married to.
Either you and Grendel find that quote where I said that I saved your pic or you can continue to be OWNED. It's your choice. Or you can suck down another 12 pack of Pabst like you do frequently and try to pretend to yourself that your life isn't a big joke. :lol:
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Post by Skate4RnR » Tue Sep 27, 2011 6:59 am

Where's the pic Grendelle?
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Post by SeminiferousButtNoid » Wed Sep 28, 2011 12:11 am

I seriously laughed for about 10 minutes straight after reading whipperfag's "Pee Pee Dick Asshole" rant.
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Re: Muppett Butt/Whpprsnpprr: Sludge's Resident Bitch Boy

Post by Skate4RnR » Wed Sep 28, 2011 4:12 am

Well, he really DuBrowed me. I'm married to "that thang" and he has to die alone of AIDS. No friends, his family disowned him because of his cheek parting ways. Layin' there dead, with that cocksuckers cramp on his face, rigor mortis setting in.
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Re: Muppett Butt/Whpprsnpprr: Sludge's Resident Bitch Boy

Post by gr8twhte » Sun Oct 02, 2011 5:46 am

Skate4RnR wrote:Well, he really DuBrowed me. I'm married to "that thang" and he has to die alone of AIDS. No friends, his family disowned him because of his cheek parting ways. Layin' there dead, with that cocksuckers cramp on his face, rigor mortis setting in.

Haha!
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