MotleyPoo AKA Rockskar

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Re: MotleyPoo AKA Rockskar

Post by NickoLeeBenante » Sat Feb 12, 2011 12:12 pm

Fuckin' sweet! I kind of missed having Rockskar to kick around. He pioneered some classic melty moves back in the day. To wit:

The Tampon Commercial®

"You dipshits care way too much about this crap. I'm off to go (insert tampon commercial activity here i.e. camping, hiking, horseback riding, swimming, etc.) because I have a real life. See you later, losers!" (Refresh obsessively until overwhelmed by compulsion to reply within 30 minutes.)

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Re: MotleyPoo AKA Rockskar

Post by CrouchingStonerHiddenBong » Sat Feb 12, 2011 12:36 pm

The Tampon Commercial® eventually evolved into Band Campisodes© - same premise except he threatened to flounce of to band practice instead of frolicking in nature.
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Re: MotleyPoo AKA Rockskar

Post by acefrehleysbeer » Sun Feb 13, 2011 7:37 am

SelfMadeJesus wrote:Hey, i'm chilled ya drug addled jelly-spined piece of shit. :D

It's not like i was the one that started with you, princess. :wink:

I think you are very unkind and I dont like it!
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Re: MotleyPoo AKA Rockskar

Post by Trist805 » Sun Feb 13, 2011 12:44 pm

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:
Now his ugly ass is over in The Lounge telling me that I'm having a meltdown. I guess he still hasn't gotten over the time when I owned him with HIS OWN FUCKING FACE.

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The more things change, the more his complexion stays the same.
I dunno...Fucker looks kind of like Adrien Brody to me. His meltdown comment was kind of stupid though. I was like "huuuuh?" Adrien Brody seems like kind of a douche bag though, so I guess it's fitting.
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Re: MotleyPoo AKA Rockskar

Post by SelfMadeJesus » Sun Feb 13, 2011 4:08 pm

acefrehleysbeer wrote:
SelfMadeJesus wrote:Hey, i'm chilled ya drug addled jelly-spined piece of shit. :D

It's not like i was the one that started with you, princess. :wink:

I think you are very unkind and I dont like it!
i have very little regard for what you think.

It comes from how little your life means to me.

Go pop some pills, chowdown on some SPAM and turn 38 for all i care.
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Re: MotleyPoo AKA Rockskar

Post by RPB » Thu Feb 17, 2011 7:12 pm

Wow. There's a nym I haven't heard in a while.

"You punks stay and chat, I've got a busy night with band practice and I'm gonna go bang my chick..." *gets booted out of chat*

20 minutes later: PM: "Hey. Who kicked me out of chat?! Let me back in!!!!"
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Re: MotleyPoo AKA Rockskar

Post by saracapri » Fri Feb 18, 2011 5:53 am

Stop chasing him off.
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Re: MotleyPoo AKA Rockskar

Post by CrouchingStonerHiddenBong » Fri Feb 18, 2011 6:55 am

I'm not doing shit.

Tell him to stop hating his face.
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Re: MotleyPoo AKA Rockskar

Post by MA551V3_700L » Fri Nov 04, 2011 8:50 pm

LAME!! LAME!!!! LAME!!!!!!! HOW CAN YOU ATAVISTIC HERMAPHRODITE MONGOLOIDS EVEN PROCESS THIS MENTAL DIARHEA?! NO GO FUCK YOURSELVES ANUS LIIICKERS
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Re: MotleyPoo AKA Rockskar

Post by Stoner » Tue Jan 02, 2018 4:14 pm

DanSpitzSnowGorilla wrote:I like his EYES!


*shrieeeeeeeeeeeeeeek*
Seven years later, and this still makes me laugh like a fucking maniac.
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Re: MotleyPoo AKA Rockskar

Post by SeminiferousButtNoid » Wed Jan 03, 2018 2:42 pm

:lol:
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Point taken. Right after I posted, I wished the delete feature was still here.
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Re: MotleyPoo AKA Rockskar

Post by TheCULTofMANSON » Mon May 28, 2018 11:13 am

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:
Thu Feb 10, 2011 2:42 pm
Remember when he Photoshopped my head onto a cow and used it as his avatar, but then got so butthurt and embarrassed when I posted a completely untouched photo of him that he left the board 4eva...well, at least until he came back as MotleyPoo?

I do.

Now his ugly ass is over in The Lounge telling me that I'm having a meltdown. I guess he still hasn't gotten over the time when I owned him with HIS OWN FUCKING FACE.

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The more things change, the more his complexion stays the same.

Lol
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