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MotleyPoo AKA Rockskar
Posted: Thu Feb 10, 2011 2:42 pm
by CrouchingStonerHiddenBong
Remember when he Photoshopped my head onto a cow and used it as his avatar, but then got so butthurt and embarrassed when I posted a completely untouched photo of him that he left the board 4eva...well, at least until he came back as MotleyPoo?
I do.
Now his ugly ass is over in The Lounge telling me that I'm having a meltdown. I guess he still hasn't gotten over the time when I owned him with HIS OWN FUCKING FACE.
The more things change, the more his complexion stays the same.
Re: MotleyPoo AKA Rockskar
Posted: Thu Feb 10, 2011 2:53 pm
by J. D.
That dude looks like he should be the bad guy in some Pixar movie.
Re: MotleyPoo AKA Rockskar
Posted: Thu Feb 10, 2011 2:56 pm
by CrouchingStonerHiddenBong
Remember that rapper Snow? He looks like that dude, but with Down's Syndrome and a conditioner bottle full of cooking oil.
Re: MotleyPoo AKA Rockskar
Posted: Thu Feb 10, 2011 3:17 pm
by J. D.
I can see that. He needs "a licky-boom-boom down" under his username.
Re: MotleyPoo AKA Rockskar
Posted: Thu Feb 10, 2011 3:18 pm
by Blue Steel
Well I think he's just dreamy.
Re: MotleyPoo AKA Rockskar
Posted: Thu Feb 10, 2011 3:22 pm
by CrouchingStonerHiddenBong
Yeah, if your dreams are about moon-faced goats.
Re: MotleyPoo AKA Rockskar
Posted: Thu Feb 10, 2011 3:25 pm
by Blue Steel
When I'm sober they are.
Re: MotleyPoo AKA Rockskar
Posted: Thu Feb 10, 2011 3:25 pm
by UtahRatt
Re: MotleyPoo AKA Rockskar
Posted: Thu Feb 10, 2011 4:06 pm
by Blue Steel
Wait, was he the one who coined the immortal "Leave my life"?
Re: MotleyPoo AKA Rockskar
Posted: Thu Feb 10, 2011 4:09 pm
by Luminiferous
Re: MotleyPoo AKA Rockskar
Posted: Thu Feb 10, 2011 4:10 pm
by CrouchingStonerHiddenBong
Blue Steel wrote:Wait, was he the one who coined the immortal "Leave my life"?
Yes, yes he was.
He was also the one who would fake drunkpost lke ths until yuu flaemd him adn thne he'd magiclye srat pstingjhpo nolmar agin.
Re: MotleyPoo AKA Rockskar
Posted: Thu Feb 10, 2011 4:12 pm
by Blue Steel
CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:Blue Steel wrote:Wait, was he the one who coined the immortal "Leave my life"?
Yes, yes he was.
He was also the one who would fake drunkpost lke ths until yuu flaemd him adn thne he'd magiclye srat pstingjhpo nolmar agin.
YES! Ah, memories. A small tear is running down my cheek. The left one.
My butt cheek.
I should really see someone about this.
Re: MotleyPoo AKA Rockskar
Posted: Thu Feb 10, 2011 4:16 pm
by canadianhavoc
Blue Steel wrote:CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:Blue Steel wrote:Wait, was he the one who coined the immortal "Leave my life"?
Yes, yes he was.
He was also the one who would fake drunkpost lke ths until yuu flaemd him adn thne he'd magiclye srat pstingjhpo nolmar agin.
YES! Ah, memories. A small tear is running down my cheek. The left one.
My butt cheek.
I should really see someone about this.
You're outta luck. Your proctologist won't take your calls anymore, fagboy.
Re: MotleyPoo AKA Rockskar
Posted: Thu Feb 10, 2011 4:20 pm
by Blue Steel
canadianhavoc wrote:
You're outta luck. Your proctologist won't take your calls anymore, fagboy.
You two enjoy your honeymoon.
Re: MotleyPoo AKA Rockskar
Posted: Thu Feb 10, 2011 4:24 pm
by canadianhavoc
Blue Steel wrote:canadianhavoc wrote:
You're outta luck. Your proctologist won't take your calls anymore, fagboy.
You two enjoy your honeymoon.
At least I can afford a honeymoon. How many of your welfare checks would it take to get to Hawaii?
Re: MotleyPoo AKA Rockskar
Posted: Thu Feb 10, 2011 4:32 pm
by Luminiferous
CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:Blue Steel wrote:Wait, was he the one who coined the immortal "Leave my life"?
Yes, yes he was.
He was also the one who would fake drunkpost lke ths until yuu flaemd him adn thne he'd magiclye srat pstingjhpo nolmar agin.
Wasn't that around the same time he began arguing with his alt Izzy Strapon?
Fuck I don't have time for this.. I have band practice!
Then an 8 hour sex session...
Re: MotleyPoo AKA Rockskar
Posted: Thu Feb 10, 2011 4:34 pm
by Blue Steel
canadianhavoc wrote:Blue Steel wrote:canadianhavoc wrote:
You're outta luck. Your proctologist won't take your calls anymore, fagboy.
You two enjoy your honeymoon.
At least I can afford a honeymoon. How many of your welfare checks would it take to get to Hawaii?
I'm never going back there again. Fucking bug-filled swamp hole.
No, I am not talking about your mother's clam.
Re: MotleyPoo AKA Rockskar
Posted: Thu Feb 10, 2011 4:41 pm
by canadianhavoc
Blue Steel wrote:
I'm never going back there again. Fucking bug-filled swamp hole.
No, I am not talking about your mother's clam.
My mother is a saint, you dingleberry inhaler!
However, I can sympathize with you. Must have been hard being raised by the bearded lady.
EDIT: Is this the point where we apologize to Stoner for lousing up her thread?
Re: MotleyPoo AKA Rockskar
Posted: Thu Feb 10, 2011 5:46 pm
by SoulsOfBlack
Luminiferous wrote:
Wasn't that around the same time he began arguing with his alt Izzy Strapon?
Fuck I don't have time for this.. I have band practice!
Then an 8 hour sex session...
HBB is gonna be one tired bitch in the morning and is gonna want fuck all to do with her hospital shift.
Re: MotleyPoo AKA Rockskar
Posted: Thu Feb 10, 2011 11:10 pm
by SeminiferousButtNoid
He kind of looks like the mummified corpse of Layne Staley.
Re: MotleyPoo AKA Rockskar
Posted: Fri Feb 11, 2011 5:59 am
by DanSpitzSnowGorilla
I like his EYES!
*shrieeeeeeeeeeeeeeek*
Re: MotleyPoo AKA Rockskar
Posted: Fri Feb 11, 2011 6:10 am
by CrouchingStonerHiddenBong
Re: MotleyPoo AKA Rockskar
Posted: Fri Feb 11, 2011 12:21 pm
by exitflagger
But what about the name? MotleyPoo! Get it? He used "Poo" instead of "Crue", possibly to denote his disapproval of that band. I'd like to see the look on Vince Neil's face after that genius-level what-for, huh? Hard to get happy after that one, man.
Somewhere Whitesnake1985 is turning green with envy.
Re: MotleyPoo AKA Rockskar
Posted: Fri Feb 11, 2011 12:51 pm
by SelfMadeJesus
exitflagger wrote:But what about the name? MotleyPoo! Get it? He used "Poo" instead of "Crue", possibly to denote his disapproval of that band. I'd like to see the look on Vince Neil's face after that genius-level what-for, huh? Hard to get happy after that one, man.
Somewhere Whitesnake1985 is turning green with envy.
It's not THAT baaaaaad considering that his mother was some sort of inbred goat with fetal alcohol syndrome.
Somebody needs to take him out and fight him 30's style boxing.
Put up your dukes.
You have no dukes.
Re: MotleyPoo AKA Rockskar
Posted: Fri Feb 11, 2011 1:26 pm
by acefrehleysbeer
SelfMadeJesus wrote:exitflagger wrote:But what about the name? MotleyPoo! Get it? He used "Poo" instead of "Crue", possibly to denote his disapproval of that band. I'd like to see the look on Vince Neil's face after that genius-level what-for, huh? Hard to get happy after that one, man.
Somewhere Whitesnake1985 is turning green with envy.
It's not THAT baaaaaad considering that his mother was some sort of inbred goat with fetal alcohol syndrome.
Somebody needs to take him out and fight him 30's style boxing.
Put up your dukes.
You have no dukes.
If he was one of the "COOL KIDS" you would be sucking turds out his ass by the dozen.
Re: MotleyPoo AKA Rockskar
Posted: Sat Feb 12, 2011 6:08 am
by SelfMadeJesus
acefrehleysbeer wrote:SelfMadeJesus wrote:exitflagger wrote:But what about the name? MotleyPoo! Get it? He used "Poo" instead of "Crue", possibly to denote his disapproval of that band. I'd like to see the look on Vince Neil's face after that genius-level what-for, huh? Hard to get happy after that one, man.
Somewhere Whitesnake1985 is turning green with envy.
It's not THAT baaaaaad considering that his mother was some sort of inbred goat with fetal alcohol syndrome.
Somebody needs to take him out and fight him 30's style boxing.
Put up your dukes.
You have no dukes.
If he was one of the "COOL KIDS" you would be sucking turds out his ass by the dozen.
Does it piss you off that there are actual people i consider 'cool' here that i DO kiss their ass?
Or does it piss you off to realize that some retarded pill-popping psychopath that uses their children's very life as a device to 'win' a internet battle could never hope to reach said level?
Go die ace.
No jokes, no punchlines.
You are a sick, pathetic loser.
end of.
Re: MotleyPoo AKA Rockskar
Posted: Sat Feb 12, 2011 7:53 am
by acefrehleysbeer
Hey now dont get all upset! I was just pointing something out! You are a real fucking ingrate ya know that.
Re: MotleyPoo AKA Rockskar
Posted: Sat Feb 12, 2011 8:06 am
by SelfMadeJesus
Hey, i'm chilled ya drug addled jelly-spined piece of shit.
It's not like i was the one that started with you, princess.
Re: MotleyPoo AKA Rockskar
Posted: Sat Feb 12, 2011 12:12 pm
by NickoLeeBenante
Fuckin' sweet! I kind of missed having Rockskar to kick around. He pioneered some classic melty moves back in the day. To wit:
The Tampon Commercial®
"You dipshits care way too much about this crap. I'm off to go (insert tampon commercial activity here i.e. camping, hiking, horseback riding, swimming, etc.) because I have a real life. See you later, losers!" (Refresh obsessively until overwhelmed by compulsion to reply within 30 minutes.)
The Nikki Sixx™
Make random apocryphal claim in pathetic attempt to establish cred. (Think "sandwiches")
Ex. "That guy is a douche! My friends and I used to hang out on the corner and throw cartons of rotten milk at guys like that!"
"That goat has Devil eyes! That's crazy!!"
Re: MotleyPoo AKA Rockskar
Posted: Sat Feb 12, 2011 12:36 pm
by CrouchingStonerHiddenBong
The Tampon Commercial® eventually evolved into Band Campisodes© - same premise except he threatened to flounce of to band practice instead of frolicking in nature.
