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What is it that you think I'm doing when I'm on hiatus from posting? Do you think I shut down like a robot, only to be turned back on when it's time to comment on David Coverdale?

Also, don't you think it's funny how much time you spend commenting on how everyone else here wastes their time? It's all you talk about anymore.

Should you change your name to Ironicman?

he should change his name to crumplyman.

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:Definitely not a hard-hitting Sludger by any stretch of the imagination.

If by that you mean I am not one of the handful who spend untold hours reading this stuff, and taking great interest and pride in my owning of the tards, and one who is constantly keeping pace with all the dramatics between the various personalities, and how each relate to each other, and who is about to melt down, and all the other bullshit that you *this forum interaction is my life* people do........then I guess you are right, I am not a hard hitting sludger.
Thanks for the compliment.

But please, at some point today, go at least look out the window for more than five minutes a day. Its a big world out there. Lots of good things to take part in, aside from living for what kind of presence and badass reputation you can create on this forum by constantly wasting you life taking such interest in this nonsense. The forum is meant to read here and there and enjoy in moderation, not just LIVE on, as some of you do, like you and Deathcurse.

But then again, if this forum IS your main life interest, I guess we all gotta have some purpose in life. Sad that this has to be such a prevalent part of some your lives.

But how about early King Kobra, huh? I loved the Thrill of a Lifetime album. Saw them live that year.

Anyway.

Ironman wrote:If by that you mean I am not one of the handful who spend untold hours reading this stuff, and taking great interest and pride in my owning of the tards, and one who is constantly keeping pace with all the dramatics between the various personalities, and how each relate to each other, and who is about to melt down, and all the other bullshit that you *this forum interaction is my life* people do........then I guess you are right, I am not a hard hitting sludger.

First off, I want to thank you for not answering a single one of my questions. I admire a man who spends that much time typing out shit that makes little sense, for no reason at all. If I were you, I would have avoided answering them too. They were designed to make you look even more like creaton tard.

I also admire your logic here. This is a point you make quite a bit. And it's hilariously stupid and not well thought out.

I have spent "untold hours" watching The Office. Actually, the hours are pretty told - 7 seasons total, however long that is. It's an interesting show (or used to be, anyway). I "keep pace with all the dramatics between the various personalities and how they relate to each other."

Would you say that the television show The Office is also my life?

I'm fascinated by this idea you have that if you pay attention to something and retain information from it, you're a loser. Um....do you think that maybe this philosophy is the reason you're a fucking idiot? An idiot who's so insecure about his shitty life he spends a considerable amount of time online lecturing people about how they need to get a life?

The two of you are both defensive about the obvious. Anyone who can clearly see that both of you offer explainations as to your very prevalent post counts, and deep knowledge of all the goings on of this forum's *time to waste* topics................and your that explaining attempts are for a reason; that you both know what I say is fact, and want to try and explain it away.

Bottom line: this forum is a BIG part of both of your lives. Too big to be considered normal.

You seem proud of your *position* on this forum, and your deep knowledge of all the forum nonsense, but on the flip side, you seem ashamed of how you came about. Which is many hours dedicated to ready and getting into all this. Which we can reasonably correlate to a lack of a life in the real world.

So be it, but at least stop denying it.

Yeah, it's funny that I always see Ironman in the drama threads, talking all that shit about how this forum is my life because I read people's posts, blah blah blah.

You seem proud of your *position* on this forum, and your deep knowledge of all the forum nonsense, but on the flip side, you seem ashamed of how you came about that. Which is many hours dedicated to reading and getting into all this. Which we can reasonably correlate to a lack of a life in the real world.

So be it, but at least stop denying it.

This is what you call hitting the nail on the head.

Ironman wrote:This is what you call hitting the nail on the head.

No, this is what you call spending your Sunday afternoon repeating yourself on an online forum.

Did you know that 3.5 posts a day is the difference between having a life and not having a life?

Of course, Irontard wants nothing to do with facts - whenever they're presented, he completely glosses over them and continues to wallow in his fantasyland of conjecture and idiotic insistence, where this forum means something completely different to people who do the exact same thing he does, just 10 minutes more a day.

Pretty soon he'll be claiming that he's smarter than us, while typing sentences like:

and your that explaining attempts are for a reason

Ironman wrote:You seem proud of your *position* on this forum, and your deep knowledge of all the forum nonsense, but on the flip side, you seem ashamed of how you came about that. Which is many hours dedicated to reading and getting into all this. Which we can reasonably correlate to a lack of a life in the real world.

So be it, but at least stop denying it.

This is what you call hitting the nail on the head.

Why did you just edit this into your last post, and then post again to agree with yourself?

You're a fucking idiot, not just because you choose to argue with people who are clearly your intellectual superiors, but because you do stupid shit like this. Why are you not embarrassed?

Ironman, where does bestiality porn fit into your happening off-Sludge life?

........and stil, their posts counts grow...................and the time they dedicate out of their minimal lives to this forum rolls on......as their defensive reasons keep coming...........and so it is............and so it goes.

Ironman wrote:........and stil, their posts counts grow...................

Do you not see yourself posting?

deathcurse wrote:I'm fascinated by this idea you have that if you pay attention to something and retain information from it, you're a loser. Um....do you think that maybe this philosophy is the reason you're a fucking idiot? An idiot who's so insecure about his shitty life he spends a considerable amount of time online lecturing people about how they need to get a life?

See I don't understand that logic either man..

I love the old classic comedies. I can quote every line from movies like Caddyshack, Blazing Saddles, Life of Brian, Young Frankenstein, Up In Smoke, etc.. I remember them well because they were so funny..
I tend to remember the funny stuff that has happened on here..

Meltdowns from idiots who get fucked up and tend to believe they can fight with someone and fail miserably until they resort to posting personal info or threaten them off the boards.
Guys believing a girl thinks you're hot because she held a door open form them at Krispy Kreme
I remember people admitting to doing something really stupid drunk.. Kockstar had some great stories.
Douchebag's who bragged of 8 hour sex sessions and always being on the go to band practice because they had a life..
I remember beer pong playing dorks accusing rape victims who don't report the crime as simple minded and weak.
I remember obese geeks pretending to be endorsement pending bodybuilders who have to beat away all the chicks who want to bang them in their Pulte home, while cracking jokes about women being murdered in a robbery, all the while being a lardassed former hairband singer..
I remember people posting hilarious videos of themselves lip synching to Bulletboys and Ratt songs.. (not Ratt Queen, her's are awesome!)
I remember a certain 80's musician who came on here with his faux hot young girlfriend, bragging and soaking in the spotlight of envy of some on here, only to be outed as not banging a 19 year old Arizona college student who'd had her pics stolen by his "girlfriend."
Owning and schooling took on a whole new meaning.. 3 day suicidal withdrawls from heroin binges, posting a play by play of shotgunning their beloved pet..

Has nothing to do with memorizing everything that's happened on this board, because believe me, there has been some whacked out fucking shit happen on Sludge over the years, just has to do with actually having a good enough memory for remembering the crazy and the funniest shit and the knowledge that those people are out there on the streets somewhere...

Ironicman wants to really see lack of livelihood, have him scamper over to that Trent Reznor/NIN thread on the Ho board.. THAT is fucking scary.

Ironman wrote:
But please, at some point today, go at least look out the window for more than five minutes a day.

I can't believe you guys missed this nugget. Read it again and let the greatness of his stupidity wash over you.

What a fucking tard.

We're the idiots because we pay attention to what is posted here? Are you that guy who is on season 4 of Entourage and asking your friends, "whats going on? Why is that Vince guy getting all the chicks?"

Paying attention is half the fun on here. If you wanna just post about how Winger is sadly underrated, you are on the wrong board. At Sludge, we laugh, we cry, we buy into p13's ultimate troll-dom. It's not hard to figure out the dynamics of this place. But soo many (entertainment) JUST WANT SLUDGE TO BE A PLACE TO DISCUSS KISS AND POISON.

Go fuck yourself, IronicMan.

He pays way too much attention at the doctor's office. He should go out and get some air.

Man, I'll tell you, I'm almost an M.D. after reading all those posters about osteoporosis and shit at the doc's.

Those who do not suffer from full blown AIDS go to the doctor's office much less than those who do not. Some suffer from IronAIDS.

I really don't know how Creaton doesn't get constantly clowned for being the skeeviest creep on the board. By a fairly large margin. He says shit that could be bottled and sold as salt peter for women.

Re: Maria Menounos

Ironman wrote:I think that full ass is enhanced by her slim body. That luscious ass, as she walks around the bedroom nude with those cheeks jiggling with every step, must put guys in a euphoric trance.

And that's not even close to the biggest douchechill bomb he's dropped around here. It's no wonder that hardly any females ever post on this board anymore.

I am not referring to "paying attention" but rather, to taking the considerable time to read all of these never ending soap opera plots

But then again, this stance is hypocritical of me and I now see that.

Epiphany alert!!

I can't justifiably belittle others for wasting what must be considerable time and reading all this, when I do the same, even if to a lesser degree.


I have to find a new schtick/angle

But to be fair and completely honest, I used "no life Internet loser" schtick as a defensive move, not an offense one.
I was merely punching back as I was backed into a corner!




So forget I said anything about Internet obsessed lifeless losers

Flame on.,,,,,!

Yeah, I guess I don't know who's more internet obsessed than the guy who posts pictures of other people and says they're him to impress total strangers.