slicer's masterstroke

[SoulsOfBlack]

Looks like someone is setting themselves up for another banning soon!

[kriptyc]

[kriptyc]

Looks like someone is setting themselves up for another banning soon!

If this place wasn't so dead I could still make it happen.

[Son_of_Sam_I_Am]

Kudos for hiring Helen Keller as your cover artist.

[kriptyc]

...and that's all I got.

[kriptyc]

Kudos for hiring Helen Keller as your cover artist.

I did that myself about fifteen years ago. Amazing how the book fell into place after that.

[kriptyc]

After I geT dun rok climbing I wanT to Have a pIzza ParTY! YEAaaAAhhhY!!!

I like To sIng and clAp to the muSIc. YeaahYYyy! *drools*[/size]

jezus christ, drink you fucking faggot.

[kriptyc]

Have you given any copies of your book to any aquaintences? What did they have to say about it?

hahaha they were dumb struck.


it's that good

[JDV]

That look like a retard's rendition of ET phoning home.


Let's make sure this is clear:

You paid at least 900 dollars to a vanity press to publish your book.

You paid to enter a contest.

You didn't pay for an editor.

You're paying people so you can write.

Nice resume.

[FearsOfGun]

A few years ago, and acquaintance of mine was dealing with a stalker. He wrote a book about how much he loved her; it included detailed fantasies about her bowel movements and was written in all lower case.

The stalker published his book through the same company as slicer.

Just saying.

you fucking liar.

what's wrong with you people; all a bunch of lying sacks of shit.















ps. buy my book or go to hell anyway.

Sorry, too busy reading "No Country for Old Men." Crazy fact, Cormac McCarthy's publisher actually paid him to publish the book, instead of the other way around. Wonder why that is?

[The_Retarded®™]

tHREVE tHUMBS uP !!

[kriptyc]

That look like a retard's rendition of ET phoning home.


Let's make sure this is clear:

You paid at least 900 dollars to a vanity press to publish your book.

You paid to enter a contest.

You didn't pay for an editor.

You're paying people so you can write.

Nice resume.

actually to be clear: you can't read and you don't know shit and are a crap writer. stfu

[exitflagger]

actually to be clear: you can't read and you don't know shit and are a crap writer. stfu

Is this one of the Amazon reviews?

[kriptyc]

Sorry, too busy reading "No Country for Old Men." Crazy fact, Cormac McCarthy's publisher actually paid him to publish the book, instead of the other way around. Wonder why that is?

The problem with cormac is he spends an entire book building up to nothing. Blood Meridian turned out to be about an old fag in an outhouse. If you are satisfied with the dried out model of pre-approved anemic dirt clods for public consumption, enjoy it loser because that's all you deserve. and hell, you deserve hell as well.

[JDV]

actually to be clear: you can't read and you don't know shit and are a crap writer. stfu

That's rich. Just like the people you pay TO WRITE.

[FearsOfGun]

Sorry, too busy reading "No Country for Old Men." Crazy fact, Cormac McCarthy's publisher actually paid him to publish the book, instead of the other way around. Wonder why that is?

The problem with cormac is he spends an entire book building up to nothing. Blood Meridian turned out to be about an old fag in an outhouse. If you are satisfied with the dried out model of pre-approved anemic dirt clods for public consumption, enjoy it loser because that's all you deserve. and hell, you deserve hell as well.

Awww, you are just too goddamn precious.

[Skate4RnR]

Here's a story of Buddha for you written a few hundred years after his death by a scribe in Japan after Buddhism had expanded there.

The Zen master looks to the sky and asks the Buddha to speak to him in the wind. He looks up and says "Many decades and many miles I have walked this path, I am very old now and am still seeking nirvana. What can I do?"

The wind moved and Buddha said to him from the sky, "You have embodied all that I found under that Bodhi tree long ago. You may have followed the road that I scrolled but you are still nothing but a dumb fucking gook!"

Moral: Know your role and keep on playing it.

[kriptyc]

Here's a story of Buddha for you written a few hundred years after his death by a scribe in Japan after Buddhism had expanded there.

The Zen master looks to the sky and asks the Buddha to speak to him in the wind. He looks up and says "Many decades and many miles I have walked this path, I am very old now and am still seeking nirvana. What can I do?"

The wind moved and Buddha said to him from the sky, "You have embodied all that I found under that Bodhi tree long ago. You may have followed the road that I scrolled but you are still nothing but a dumb fucking gook!"

Moral: Know your role and keep on playing it.

That gives new meaning to the old Buddhist saying: If you meet the Buddha on the road, kill him.

[Skate4RnR]

I tried once but that damn absence of self he had going tricked me.

[Skate4RnR]

I know you're joking around but kidding aside...

There's a lot of talent on Sludge and a lot of that talent is throwback stuff from a time long ago. I can feel the presence of Hemingway with tips of Faulkner wound in. This is fantastic literature guys, I just ordered my copy.

[kriptyc]

Skate,

Go back a couple of pages and read the excerpts from slicer's book. It's fucking horrendous!

Especially if you were one of those with poor reading comprehension, literature snob.

I know you're joking around but kidding aside...

There's a lot of talent on Sludge and a lot of that talent is throwback stuff from a time long ago. I can feel the presence of Hemingway with tips of Faulkner wound in. This is fantastic literature guys, I just ordered my copy.

idk I find them a bit boring and The Bear...don't get me started on bears...although I am now inspired to read that again.

[kriptyc]

Maybe if you read that book you can write a book that is good!

I already wrote the best book; get over it.

[SoulsOfBlack]

idk I find them a bit boring and The Bear...don't get me started on bears...although I am now inspired to read that again.

Are bears as good as dogs?

[kriptyc]

idk I find them a bit boring and The Bear...don't get me started on bears...although I am now inspired to read that again.

Are bears as good as dogs?

you don't fuck with bears unless you are that one writer who fucked with bears. (name that writer you fucking idiot)

[kriptyc]

How come you didn't sue that furniture company for stealing your woodworking ideas?

Turns out it was his lawyer who bought my rocker for $3,200 and then tried to patent it for me and failed. After that it started to be factory produced; it's like fashion: you can't stop cheap rip-offs. I should have got credit though, but my design was only famous locally so he stole without a second thought. What really pissed me off was how he advertised it as something he invented for his wife who was pregnant: "this new rocker was developed with her and the baby in mind..." BS.

[JDV]

You have an imaginative mind. It's a shame you can't write.

[CrouchingStonerHiddenBong]

You say "imaginative", I say "schizoid".

[eddie lee roth]

idk I find them a bit boring and The Bear...don't get me started on bears...although I am now inspired to read that again.

Are bears as good as dogs?

you don't fuck with bears unless you are that one writer who fucked with bears. (name that writer you fucking idiot)

That's an easy one you dipshit everybody knows A.A. Milne wrote Winnie the Pooh.
Come up with something a lil more difficult there Hemmingway.

[JDV]

You say "imaginative", I say "schizoid".

I think you're right, but he'll probably just say it's "paranormal."

[kriptyc]

That's an easy one you dipshit everybody knows A.A. Milne wrote Winnie the Pooh.
Come up with something a lil more difficult there Hemmingway.

No, it was a story that began with a girl in a cage with a bear in some sort of freak show.