You Don't Have Stoner and Deathcurse Here To Protect You Now

[Rev. Johnny Tyler]

My god, people. Your flaming sucks balls!

I gotta say this... I actually think Stoner and Deathcurse were among the top two wits on this board. Biting wit! Excellent stuff. I had the most respect for their flaming ability. Too bad about the stalking though and the behind the scenes mob work they participated in. That's what lost them respect from most. I must say it has been ever so satisfying watching it happen to them. It was great to meet the people behind that wit. Point is though, they didn't really need the mob and it's too bad they tainted themselves by mingling. They were kool on their own as individuals... Well... Maybe more as a team, but still, they didn't need the mob. The mob needed them and now that they are gone. The mob has dispersed and it's individual parts are pretty freakin' lame! The mob used to try to emulate their heroes and then after each attempt would look upward at their heroes with big, wet, doe-like eyes that begged for a nice pat on the head. My god you were all so pitiful!

Even if Stoner and Deathcurse start posting again it won't be the same because they will be slightly neutered, less ballsy, a lot more timid and far less effective. They've lost a lot of respect, especially once their true selves were revealed. It really is too bad it went that way 'cuz this board needs them.

There are a couple of vacancies at the top of Flame Kingdom. Anyone want to take a throne?

[thats_what_she_said]

you're that revtard guy right?

when do you stop being boring?

[The_Alternym™]

Your blatant nutswinging aside, it only took, what? Almost 4 years for your asshole to heal after the train ran through your prolapsed anus the last time around... Nice of you to offer yourself up for another meltdown but you're the same RevTard, stale and unattractive...

How's the million dollar driving school going anyway? Any new abductions to report? Your Mom add any ink after her tramp stamp?

[Rev. Johnny Tyler]

Your blatant nutswinging aside, it only took, what? Almost 4 years for your asshole to heal after the train ran through your prolapsed anus the last time around... Nice of you to offer yourself up for another meltdown but you're the same RevTard, stale and unattractive...

How's the million dollar driving school going anyway? Any new abductions to report? Your Mom add any ink after her tramp stamp?

Tired and boring, dude. Get a new schtick.
...Or don't.
Go with this one.

[The_Alternym™]

Your blatant nutswinging aside, it only took, what? Almost 4 years for your asshole to heal after the train ran through your prolapsed anus the last time around... Nice of you to offer yourself up for another meltdown but you're the same RevTard, stale and unattractive...

How's the million dollar driving school going anyway? Any new abductions to report? Your Mom add any ink after her tramp stamp?

I know... you've got nothing.

[Rev. Johnny Tyler]

LOL. I won with the very first post when I called you on your shitty flame skills and you backed up my claim with undeniable proof. Your material is as stale as your avatar.

[Take.Your.Own.Advice]

Tired and boring, dude. Get a new schtick.
...Or don't.
Go with this one.

[Rev. Johnny Tyler]

Tired and boring, dude. Get a new schtick.
...Or don't.
Go with this one.

Oooh... And out come the alternyms. How so very unexpected!

[SofaKingBored]

...does this mean you won't be using your Bauer_Jack alternym to talk to yourself this go 'round?

[SeminiferousButtNoid]

REv, I composed a letter to our lizard overlords. Is there any way you can pass it on to them?

[Rev. Johnny Tyler]

Will you dolts please hurry up and get to the part where you start making pictures and videos of me? Do we really have to go through all these silly, boring, predictable, stale, used-up steps again first?

You poor things. You need Stoner to come in here and make a funny so you can all ROLF and pretend you had somehting to do with a good zinger.

[MitziDupree]

Will you dolts please hurry up and get to the part where you start making pictures and videos of me? Do we really have to go through all these silly, boring, predictable, stale, used-up steps again first?

Fuck off. You think you can run here for your dose of humiliation every time your "wife" puts the kibosh on your BDSM play?

Go hire a hooker, you whiner. I'm sure someone here can hook you up with Whoreganic's number.

[Rev. Johnny Tyler]

Will you dolts please hurry up and get to the part where you start making pictures and videos of me? Do we really have to go through all these silly, boring, predictable, stale, used-up steps again first?

Fuck off. You think you can run here for your dose of humiliation every time your "wife" puts the kibosh on your BDSM play?

Go hire a hooker, you whiner. I'm sure someone here can hook you up with Whoreganic's number.

LOL! So which nerve of yours did I hit? What? Did you hyphenate your name? Take a guy for a ride when you knew you didn't deserve what you took from him, or did just figure you were all that and found no guy wanted you? My guess is the latter, you poor angry thing you!

Don't be mad, baby. It's just a man's world. Submit or GTFO.

And I am single, babydoll. Got no contract to take care of anyone. I do what I want with who I want. You mad?

[MitziDupree]

Ahhhh - well, that explains everything. Somebody got dumped.

*snicker*

[Rev. Johnny Tyler]

Ahhhh - well, that explains everything. Somebody got dumped.

*snicker*

Sorry to hear it, baby. It DOES explain your anger though.

[exitflagger]

You mad?

You should go ahead and put this in your sig if you're going to inexplicably attach it like a suffix to every goddamn goofy thing you say.

Just a suggestion.

[Rev. Johnny Tyler]

You mad?

You should go ahead and put this in your sig if you're going to inexplicably attach it like a suffix to every goddamn goofy thing you say.

Just a suggestion.

You mad, bro?

[*flick*]

I sense you're looking over your shoulder for a certain gorilla.

[NickoLeeBenante]

I, for one, love to see a fella' who got run off of this board come back around begging for attention. Still, since you weren't what made those threads worth reading (which is pretty sad if you think about it,) I don't hold out much hope for this thread.

Shine on, you crazy diamond.

[Rev. Johnny Tyler]

I, for one, love to see a fella' who got run off of this board come back around begging for attention. Still, since you weren't what made those threads worth reading (which is pretty sad if you think about it,) I don't hold out much hope for this thread.

Shine on, you crazy diamond.

First... LOL@ "run off this board." Two people in an elevator. One farts. They both know who did it. The Rev never runs, bitch.

Second, I didn't ask for your attention... Or did I? I called out the Lame, pitiful people who are shitty flamers, oh and look... You showed up!

Dink. I baited a "who is still butt hurt after 4 years" trap and when I checked the trap this morning I had another little rodent. Aw... Look how cute and pitiful it is.

[Rev. Johnny Tyler]

I sense you're looking over your shoulder for a certain gorilla.

Heh heh... No, my dear. If you recall, all of Mr. Gorilla's personal info, including his "career" info and address (which wasn't his, but his elderly old female relative's), was hand delivered to me on a silver platter without my request for it. I was pre-emptively banned directly afterward for fear that I *could* release that info or use it in some other way... While I did not and would not release that info, I would have used it alright as I was an inch from suing his silly ass the way I sued Eddy Pretzel (and won.)

http://revtyler.blogspot.com

So no, dearie... I don't need to look over MY shoulder for any damn gorillas.

[Rev. Johnny Tyler]

[MitziDupree]

Well, you twisted little man, you got me.

While there isn't enough money in the world to convince me to click on your sad basement cam, I was baited to your "blog" with curiosity over claims of a successful lawsuit against Eddy Pretzel.

I clicked the link (mine will be the Colorado IP, as I now understand you're just obsessed enough to track that stuff), and behold! Crazy town!

The term shithouse rat came to mind. Did I miss the documentation of the lawsuit you "won"? I saw some vague paperwork on plain paper (no official letterhead, etc.) telling you to come down and do something official the next day. That was about it. The rest seemed a pile of heresay.

But all that aside, you know what I liked the BESTEST about this self-indulgent pile of crap?

It was you, wrapping your tired, "I used to be cool, and I must still be cause I have long hair and play in a coverband and ride a Harley" ass up in the American flag and whimpering about the horrific injustices that have been done to you. To wit:

Edward OwnsMyAss has never been harassed by me and that it is 100% a ONE WAY flow of harassment coming from him to me. There are no "scans" or any other form of this proof. There are only images of me that he photoshopped anti-American, cowardly, homosexual, etc. phrases on. That is why Edward OwnsMyAss is a criminal at large with a warrant for his arrest and I am not.

What the fuckity fuck? Why are you crying about this? YOU LOVE THIS SHIT. YOU LIVE FOR THIS SHIT. YOU BEG FOR THIS SHIT.

Will you dolts please hurry up and get to the part where you start making pictures and videos of me? Do we really have to go through all these silly, boring, predictable, stale, used-up steps again first?

Awesome.


Cherry on the cake of all of this insanity? Finding out how seriously you take the internets. Oooh! You's gonna sue us all!

I would have used it alright as I was an inch from suing his silly ass the way I sued Eddy Pretzel (and won.)

Edited to take out a word that was scaring the Revtard.

[Rev. Johnny Tyler]

Complaint #'s, docket #'s and phone #'s are all there, dummy. No heresay. You don't need pretty pictures.

obviously photoshopping that image was not what Pretzel got sued for. It wasn't even part of the case. He actually posted that quite recently, but I wouldn't expect you to pick up on any of the little details like that, so there ya go, Special K.

And I don't mind people photoshopping me. I have a whole collection of awesome haterz work. You can call me gay and paint me pink. Stick a dick in my mouth. Whatever gives you the excuse to surf gay porn and then lovingly trace around those peckers so you can copy/paste them on me... Notice though that I do not have Eddie Pretzel's image stored in my awesome haterz gallery. It's not funny to me and it's not funny to any other service man, even though you are too classless to know that.

I would not expect you, poor classless, butt-hurt thing, to stand by me as an American or a serviceman when it comes to people photoshopping "I hate America" and "I am a coward" and getting it on the first page of Google results. It is more like you to stand with a guy like Pretzel, the artist. All over my political views. This is your speed, Applicator Tube. You and Pretzel rock!.

[MitziDupree]

LOL. You really mad.


Sucker.






Too bad Mindslime isn't here to give you all my personal info so you can threaten to sue me, too, tough guy!
What a pussy you are. Marine. *snort*

[Rev. Johnny Tyler]

LOL. You really mad.


Sucker.






Too bad Mindslime isn't here to give you all my personal info so you can threaten to sue me, too, tough guy!
What a pussy you are. Marine. *snort*

My god, people. Your flaming sucks balls!

[Bourbon Cowboy]

My god, people. Your flaming sucks balls!

"Applicator Tube?"

Better watch out Mitzi, you turkey baster, the match has been lit and the flames be a gettin' higher!!

[Luminiferous]

Bourbon Cowboy, you'd better back away from my Mitzi, you pancake turner!!

[*flick*]

Like so many years ago, Rev still doesn't have a fucking clue.

Did she ever fuck you when you were her Sludge white knight? Bwahahahahaha!1!1!1!

[Rainbow Bright]

Rev could lose a game of Connect Four to Snooki.