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Inessence wrote:I almost bought a white '69 mustang back in 1994. Still kinda regret it.
The Stang is nice, but honestly, pretty much any Camaro or Chevelle with a 350 that has a little work done could beat the Stang in a race. I want to do a 2-door Nova next I think.

Right now I'm working on a 26 foot 1979 Winnebago Brave with a Dodge 440 in it.
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Check out my latest project. I got this for free. It was owned by an old man. He put tons of money into it and parked it in '01. He died and it sat in the woods. Trees actually grew up around it. Some lady called me up about my antique hunting business and I asked about it. She said I could have it if I could get it out of there. The thing looked like ass, but upon closer inspection, I knew I had a gem. Dig it...

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And I know it's goofy as shit, but here's something close to how I picture it when I'm done. :D

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Yeah, I had a '79 Camaro with a 350 in it but I still like a Mustang better. I'm shallow that way.
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Inessence wrote:Yeah, I had a '79 Camaro with a 350 in it but I still like a Mustang better. I'm shallow that way.
Well, the Stangs are really good-lookin' cars so I get that.
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Rev-tard.

The half a melt worth of a diatribe up top there does not change the fact that you are a crazy and unlikeable person. Hate the player? Really? did you just say that?
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Efilnikufesin wrote:Rev-tard.

The half a melt worth of a diatribe up top there does not change the fact that you are a crazy and unlikeable person. Hate the player? Really? did you just say that?
Good news! I don't associate with toothless trailer dwellers like yourself so it doesn't matter that you and they do not like me and think I'm crazy. I only hang out with people who understand that by uplifing each other, we all become stronger and more successful. People like you though... You are all about what you can grab for yourself from other people. You are more into tearing others down to your level rather than uplifting each other to higher levels and THAT, my stinky friend is why you will always be the bitter loser you portray yourself as here on these boards.

Enjoy your Sunday, flunky and when you decide to pull your head out of your ass, let me know and I'll give you some tips for success. How'd that be?
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That's rich...LOL You have no clue.

You WILL melt.
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Efilnikufesin wrote:That's rich...LOL You have no clue.

You WILL melt.
LOL@you. :lol: Only in your mind. The best you can hope for is another pre-emptive banning and then you can try to re-write history like you tried last time, jerking each other off and claming victory.
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We already one. Each and every one of us. You know why?

Because you are you.

HAHA.

Shorty.
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Careful Efil.. keep messing with Rev like you just did, and he may be forced to spend another 18 hours posting pics of a second-hand motorhome just to show you how owned you truly are.

Rev.. it's good to see you back on your attention-whore thread where you belong. Four years after being laughed off the boards and becoming one of the biggest in-jokes in Sludge history, and you're not coming across as the least bit obsessed or oblivious.

Good to see, my little monkey.
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Efilnikufesin wrote:We already one. Each and every one of us.
LOL! Indeed. You have all "one." You are not the uneducated loser I said you are. I looozed. You one! :lol:
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ralphwiggumsdealer wrote:...my little monkey.
Dude... How freakin' deep in your head am I? :lol:
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I am uneducated? How so? Because I am picking on you?
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Ya, dude... That's why. :roll:
What's funny is that you really truly don't know what you did, even after I pointed it out. That, my smelly little buddy is the blissfulness of ignorance in full effect right there. Bless your ignorant little heart. I almost feel bad for you.

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LOOK AT MEEEeeeeeeeeeeee.............

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Holy shit look at you! I mean really.

You're you.

And I get to be me.

I win stubby.
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Efilnikufesin wrote:Holy shit look at you! I mean really.

You're you.

And I get to be me.

I win stubby.
LOL! :lol: I'm sure you do, Stinky. :lol:
I already told you... You one. I looozed.
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Stinky?

Jesus Christ.

R-Tard You Can't Understand Normal Thinking.
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Efilnikufesin wrote:Stinky?

Jesus Christ.

R-Tard You Can't Understand Normal Thinking.
Oh I see what you did there with the acronym! LOL! You so crafty and witty! :roll:
NOT! (As if you even know what an acronym is! :lol: )

Anyway... Don't forget there Elf Dinkskin... Your life sucks and my life is going to be way better than yours until you pull your head out of your ass and change your monkey ways.

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HAHA Someone could actually tee- off on that 5 head of yours.
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Efilnikufesin wrote:HAHA Someone could actually tee- off on that 5 head of yours.
True dat!
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BTW, there girls... If you want to try to guess how tall I am, here's a hint... In any of those photos above, like the golfing, snowboarding, running, etc pics, I weigh 196Lbs. If you were to fight me in a cage, you would be fighting a light heavyweight. So take a peek at those pics. Look at my frame and figure it out. If you figure you can stuff almost 200 lbs into that frame at 4'8", then I guess I can see why you flunked out of grade school and ended up in that trailer... Stinkin' like you do.
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Rev. Johnny Tyler wrote:I never told any of you dinks the story. You all TOLD IT TO ME!
But see, you just did.

All we have to do is throw out the bait and you respond like the well-trained servant that you are.

The beauty part is that you're not sharp enough to realize when you're being played.
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Rev. Johnny Tyler wrote:I never told any of you dinks the story. You all TOLD IT TO ME!
But see, you just did.

All we have to do is throw out the bait and you respond like the well-trained servant that you are.

The beauty part is that you're not sharp enough to realize when you're being played.
Your shrivelled little mind plays tricks on you. It's a coping mechanism people who get owned on a constant basis develop.
How the hell in your creepy world do you figure I would not get PURE enjoyment NOW pointing out how PLAYED your dumb asses were THEN?
Silly Giguntor!

Guess what else... Remember all the Driver's Ed stuff? Remember how it was used as pretty much the BASIS of all your awesome "flaming?" See how I still have it in my sig? Well you must by now realize that I had not worked in the Driver's Ed industry for several years by the time you were "flaming" me about it. All the while you thought you were getting these great digs in, I'm cracking up because I OWN YOU... YEARS IN ADVANCE! :lol:

I am flameproof. 8)
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Rev. Johnny Tyler wrote:How freakin' deep in your head am I?
Good question.. I'd say a little deeper than last week's episode of Robot Chicken, not quite deep enough to cause me to stay up all weekend posting pictures of a second-hand motorhome and a day taking snowboarding lessons.
Rev. Johnny Tyler wrote:It's a coping mechanism people who get owned on a constant basis develop.
That may be one example, but I've spotted another one...
Rev. Johnny Tyler wrote:Remember how it was used as pretty much the BASIS of all your awesome "flaming?"
The above would be an example of 'denial'. Feel free to search more of your posts for other examples. They're really quite easy to spot.
Rev. Johnny Tyler wrote:I am flameproof. 8)
See! There's another one!
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:roll: Obviously the dummy didn't click the link and just self-owned himself again. :lol:

No, stupid... No denial. I had been out of Driver's Ed for several years and I just posted the proof. Read the link and weep. You all got chumped.
Here... Let me help you with an easier-to-read school lesson...

CLICK THIS LINK TO BE SCHOOLED AND OWNED RIGHT NOW ON HOW SCHOOLED AND OWNED YOU WERE BACK THEN!
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Click my link.



You guys.



Click my link.



Hey. You guys.



No, really, Click my link.



CLICK MY LINK, MOTHERFUCKERS!!!





LOL. We just keep chumming with corndogs and he keeps biting like a dorkfish.
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You just mad 'cuz you clicked it and felt theown burn.

Chummin' the waters.... LOL! That's rich, bitch.
You ARE the chum!
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I like the FREE TRAVEL TRAILER. Let's see the interior before and after. How many mpg does one of those get anyway? There is a real neat website of a motel with 10 old refurbished Airstream trailers in Bisbee, Arizona called Shady Dell. You can take a virtual tour of each trailer. They're all done in original 50's decor.

http://www.enviropix.net/bisbee/shadydell/
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Bighole wrote:I like the FREE TRAVEL TRAILER. Let's see the interior before and after. How many mpg does one of those get anyway? There is a real neat website of a motel with 10 old refurbished Airstream trailers in Bisbee, Arizona called Shady Dell. You can take a virtual tour of each trailer. They're all done in original 50's decor.

http://www.enviropix.net/bisbee/shadydell/
i LOVE Airstreams. The chose to take the trailer I got because it's not a nice Airstream. It's a big, square, box-like junker that I don't mind cutting, chopping and updating. I wouldn't want to mess with an Airstream that way.

For example... On this big nasty Winnebago Brave of mine I have the idea of making the entire back end open up like a ramp to drive my bike in. I don't mind cutting and fabricating on a beast like this, but an Airstream?

Anyway... I got lots of pics of the inside, outside. Got pics of it still in the trees, being towed home, etc. Documenting the whole thing. I'll post some pics later.
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You did a hell of a job powerwashing it!! Can you come do my trailer next?
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