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Oh Rev I'm sure nobody would ever cut up an Airstream either. That would be a crime. There's a tv show on the Travel Channel about new class A B and C RV's. When you convert an RV to transport stuff it's called a "toy hauler." They pull a ramp out from the underneath and roll stuff in and out of the back. I bet you could lay new carpet and get the seats reupholstered on the cheap. Get fuzzy CHEETAH FABRICK! It's the new neutral. Goes with everything and, well, it's rock and roll. And it HAS to have a flat screen tv!

.....and a hot tub!

Rev. Johnny Tyler wrote:

Bighole wrote:I like the FREE TRAVEL TRAILER. Let's see the interior before and after. How many mpg does one of those get anyway? There is a real neat website of a motel with 10 old refurbished Airstream trailers in Bisbee, Arizona called Shady Dell. You can take a virtual tour of each trailer. They're all done in original 50's decor.

http://www.enviropix.net/bisbee/shadydell/

i LOVE Airstreams. The chose to take the trailer I got because it's not a nice Airstream. It's a big, square, box-like junker that I don't mind cutting, chopping and updating. I wouldn't want to mess with an Airstream that way.

For example... On this big nasty Winnebago Brave of mine I have the idea of making the entire back end open up like a ramp to drive my bike in. I don't mind cutting and fabricating on a beast like this, but an Airstream?

Anyway... I got lots of pics of the inside, outside. Got pics of it still in the trees, being towed home, etc. Documenting the whole thing. I'll post some pics later.

We're not going to have to wait four years again are we? Because I'm liking this bike ramp storage in the back and maybe you could go with an elevated stage and a stripper pole in the main part of it and fuck, you're a creative guy, make us a Winnebango you can roll with the bitches in.

*flick* wrote:We're not going to have to wait four years again are we?

Naw, mang. Start following along today if you like!



Here's a photo album...
http://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set= ... 756&type=3

And a video...
http://www.facebook.com/v/2701913666743

More videos...
http://www.facebook.com/video/?id=138250139574756

REALLY neat. What year? How many miles on it? I bet those run forever. Hope she gave you the title and bill of sale. The interior is my favorite. How many does it sleep? Does the table and benches make another bed? Nice appliances. I love cleaning. If it was mine I would Windex it and polish the cabinets and fluff on it til I dropped dead. I would get bamboo roman shades for the windows, get a new Temperpedic mattress, and new sheets, pillows and bed spread, and make seat covers. You'll need the old covers for a pattern IF you change them out so don't throw them away (oh too late I just read you don't have them anymore). Glade Plug Ins remove smells fast. You could lay down a WOOD LAMINATE FLOOR--easier to clean instead of carpet. And ... and ... and. Lucky dog.

PS Couldn't you just fab up a platform with a ramp and attach it to the back instead of tearing out that cute bedroom just to tote a motor? Or put a hitch on the back with a motorcycle TRAILER? You could probably just buy one at an RV store.

I sound like a nagging fishwife giving orders. I got my OWN husband to pester.

Rev. Johnny Tyler wrote:

*flick* wrote:We're not going to have to wait four years again are we?

Naw, mang. Start following along today if you like!

I prefer "Mong", Jonni-boi.

Bighole wrote:REALLY neat. What year? How many miles on it? I bet those run forever. Hope she gave you the title and bill of sale. The interior is my favorite. How many does it sleep? Does the table and benches make another bed? Nice appliances. I love cleaning. If it was mine I would Windex it and polish the cabinets and fluff on it til I dropped dead. I would get bamboo roman shades for the windows, get a new Temperpedic mattress, and new sheets, pillows and bed spread, and make seat covers. You'll need the old covers for a pattern IF you change them out so don't throw them away (oh too late I just read you don't have them anymore). Glade Plug Ins remove smells fast. You could lay down a WOOD LAMINATE FLOOR--easier to clean instead of carpet. And ... and ... and. Lucky dog.

PS Couldn't you just fab up a platform with a ramp and attach it to the back instead of tearing out that cute bedroom just to tote a motor? Or put a hitch on the back with a motorcycle TRAILER? You could probably just buy one at an RV store.

I sound like a nagging fishwife giving orders. I got my OWN husband to pester.

He may hire you!

How much would you pay her Rev to clean up Vinnie the Winnie?

That would take all my fun away. I want to do it myself... Unless that's topless cleaning we're talking about.

Rev. Johnny Tyler wrote:That would take all my fun away. I want to do it myself... Unless that's topless cleaning we're talking about.

ahhhhh!! So the truth comes out!! LOL!

Oh god Winter, I have my own rehab and improvement projects to finish and clean up. I know you were kidding ha. He doesn't need help anyway. It never ends. There's always something to update. If you don't keep up, yer house looks like granny lives there. Do you sew? I'm a hack, but I can manage upholstery, pillows, cushions and curtains. You can save one million dollars if you make it yourself. Those professional drapery stores are a ripoff. I'm working on window treatments for the lakehouse, we're leaving tonight. Husband is installing an attic ladder there in the garage, there's never enough STORAGE. Furniture and cabinet refinishing is easy and makes a big impact. And never underestimate PAINT--even I can do that. But most of all I can tear out anything. I have more time than money.

OK back to "You Don't Have Stoner and Deathcurse Here To Protect You Now."

Bighole wrote:Oh god Winter, I have my own rehab and improvement projects to finish and clean up. I know you were kidding ha. He doesn't need help anyway. It never ends. There's always something to update. If you don't keep up, yer house looks like granny lives there. Do you sew? I'm a hack, but I can manage upholstery, pillows, cushions and curtains. You can save one million dollars if you make it yourself. Those professional drapery stores are a ripoff. I'm working on window treatments for the lakehouse, we're leaving tonight. Husband is installing an attic ladder there in the garage, there's never enough STORAGE. Furniture and cabinet refinishing is easy and makes a big impact. And never underestimate PAINT--even I can do that. But most of all I can tear out anything. I have more time than money.

OK back to "You Don't Have Stoner and Deathcurse Here To Protect You Now."

yeah, I sew a little....like Mitzi said I make my own dresses for the prom so I can look like Carrie! LOL

seriously, I sew but not as extensively as you do. I do buttons and repair holes and stuff! Thats as far as I go.
We just painted the inside of our one house in July. What a pain that was. But in the end, it was worth it. We repaired the stairs going up to our rooftop deck (gotta have one of those when you live at the beach!) and now we have to stain it. Stained the front porch steps already and they look awesome. No need to refinish our cabinets. Theyre in excellent shape.
We have ZERO storage at the beach house except for the huge garage under the house. Its enclosed so we store most of our shit down there. On the other side we have the cars and motorcycle. Its a huge garage and we thought about turing part of it into a small apartment and renting it out, but I told my husband fuck no. Im not having some schmo livin in my basement.

I noticed that you two are not anonymous sludge monkeys and that you are both doing well IRL. Coincidence? Methinks not. I see the correlation. Some of the dinks around here could learn a thing or two from you chicks.

Anyway, I am officially on vacation from real life for an undetermined amount of time. Headin' south to the palm trees. I hope you two will take good care of my thread here. Please feed my sludge monkeys while I'm gone. I'll bring back lots of pictures and home movies for y'all.

Thank you.

you wont be checking in at all? I'll keep them in line for ya.

Yeah, me and bighole are quality chicks indeed!!


ENJOY your trip and dont forget to wave to me when you go by the Beaufort/Hilton Head exit off 95!
It was 75 here yesterday!!

I'm back! Can you dig it my little Sludge Monkeys?


I knew that you could!

Of course that's not all I got, nimrod. I'm gonna plaster my face all over your screen!
Thanks for reading my words, viewing my images and replying with a post of your own in my thread.
I know you want more. You don't have to beg!

Rev, you realize how many cocks you're gonna have photoshopped up your ass, right? Luckily for you, Satan is still MIA.

Of course I realize the skinny little fairies here will surf gay porn, copy gay pictures to their hard drive, view them in a photoshop-type program for hours as they trace gently around those throbbing cock heads, cut them out and then paste them on images of me. I already know those cocks will be moved into various position before the artist settles on the position that makes him tingle just right. I would expect nothing less from this group of homos.

OD3X1 wrote:Damn, did you have to go rub one out after posting that?

Never crossed my mind, but apparently it turned you on enough to daydream about another man rubbing one out.

OD3X1 wrote: he thinks that to get a picture of a dick one must be looking at gay porn....

Naw, mang. I'm sure you have TONS of additional dick sources to choose from. You could always use the shots you got of your dad in the shower. You might have to photoshop your face out of a few of 'em but they'd probably still work!

It's GOTTA be eating you up inside that nobody has shopped a gay porn guy into this pic giving it to you in the keister like you obviously hoped for.

Oh well. Just gonna have to continue getting your jollies in your usual masochistic fashion by perpetuating this sleepwalking beatdown here.

Just remember: They're not yawning, they're yelling REVTARD! REVTARD!

It does'nt even need gay porn shopped in there. He could have fucking Vickie Secret Models shopped all around him, and he would still be the faggiest 5 head having, no hair washing, YeeeeeHaw! Wrangler Jean wearing, meth faced looking motherfucker on this forum. I mean WTF Your Daddy is gay jokes? Are you fucking kidding me? Yeah I'm your "monkey", and the shit I fling at you sticks just like Winters big old balls sticks to her car seat on a hot day.

Look at yourself.....


BWAaaaaahaaaaaaa.

Damn.

Two pale, greasy, zit-faced Anime geeks jerkin' each other off. .. high fivin' each other afterwards. A little splatter as their palms make contact.

Pretty!