Metal Sludge Gossip Board

Rainbow Bright wrote:Rev could lose a game of Connect Four to Snooki.

Really, dude?

MitziDupree wrote:Well, you twisted little man, you got me.

While there isn't enough money in the world to convince me to click on your sad basement cam, I was baited to your "blog" with curiosity...

LOL! I love how Mitzi always needs to state how uninterested in my shit she is just before going into a detailed rant about my shit that she just got done viewing intently.. And I mean DETAILED reviews of my shit. She always does it "against her better judgement."

Like her first post in THIS thread.

Rev. Johnny Tyler wrote: I love how Mitzi always needs to state how uninterested in my shit she is just before going into a detailed rant about my shit that she just got done viewing intently.. And I mean DETAILED reviews of my shit..

True story: I just dropped a deuce and when I got up I looked in the commode and viewed it intently. Gave it a good review. Four and a half stars.

Sixdgritt wrote:What prevented it from being a five star deuce?

The perfect turd is not in a toilet. It trolls for stalkers on hair metal message boards.

exitflagger wrote:

Sixdgritt wrote:What prevented it from being a five star deuce?

The perfect turd is not in a toilet. It trolls for stalkers on hair metal message boards.

Hey, I know you!
Aren't you that same guy that follows ALL my posts?
YOU ARE!
Knew I recognized you from somewhere!

Rev. Johnny Tyler wrote:Hey, I know you!
Aren't you that same guy that follows ALL my posts?
YOU ARE!
Knew I recognized you from somewhere!

Mind hanging off my right nut for a bit? My left one is getting stretched a little there, Clingon.
Thanks.

Rev. Johnny Tyler wrote:Mind hanging off my right nut for a bit? My left one is getting stretched a little there, Clingon.
Thanks.

Strange way to holler "Uncle" but okay.

exitflagger wrote:

Rev. Johnny Tyler wrote:Mind hanging off my right nut for a bit? My left one is getting stretched a little there, Clingon.
Thanks.

Strange way to holler "Uncle" but okay.

Good boy.

Rev. Johnny Tyler wrote:I was pre-emptively banned directly afterward for fear that I *could* release that info or use it in some other way...

No, you were banned when you posted my real name.

Get killed.

Son_of_Sam_I_Am wrote:

Rev. Johnny Tyler wrote:I was pre-emptively banned directly afterward for fear that I *could* release that info or use it in some other way...

No, you were banned when you posted my real name.

Get killed.

Bullshit, pansy.

Rev. Johnny Tyler wrote:

Son_of_Sam_I_Am wrote:

Rev. Johnny Tyler wrote:I was pre-emptively banned directly afterward for fear that I *could* release that info or use it in some other way...

No, you were banned when you posted my real name.

Get killed.

Bullshit, pansy.

You're a proven liar. Not only did you post my real name, but you posted blatant lies about my military service record.

You're a shitty human being.

The last time you got clowned, everyone told you how it was going to go down. Yet you chose to melt so goddamn hard that you practically banned yourself.

But I digress.

To sum up: You posted my real name and told everyone I never served in the military. You had "files" on posters and said, quite clearly, that there would be "real life consequences" for us. You're a liar and a scumbag.

I hope this clears it up for you. Feel free to continue stewing in anger and resentment under the guise of "having fun" on the boards.

Son_of_Sam_I_Am wrote:You're a proven liar. Not only did you post my real name, but you posted blatant lies about my military service record.

You're a shitty human being.

The last time you got clowned, everyone told you how it was going to go down. Yet you chose to melt so goddamn hard that you practically banned yourself.

But I digress.

To sum up: You posted my real name and told everyone I never served in the military. You had "files" on posters and said, quite clearly, that there would be "real life consequences" for us. You're a liar and a scumbag.

I hope this clears it up for you. Feel free to continue stewing in anger and resentment under the guise of "having fun" on the boards.

Have fun dwelling on message board posts from over 4 years ago, butt-hurt revisionist pussy. I got preemptively banned and everyone knows it. You were scared I would/could do to you what you had been doing to me all along... You SHOULD have been scared. You know what you did, bitch. Course unlike you losers, I never did anything to any of you. As for ramifications in real life... YEP! Like what Pretzel got. Our lawyer buddy was about to get the same. SUED for stalking and harassment. You all got owned, shitheel, because no matter how hard you all tried, you couldn't get me to run. Had to bring down the preemptive ban hammer. Now look. Many of the people involved were exposed themselves. Many were banned. LOL! Now I know who they are. We already know I know who YOU are, buddy.

And for the record, Unlike me, you never served this country and unlike me, you can't prove you did, anonymous message board pussy. Are you seriously crying about someone calling the message board claims of an anonymous pussy like you BULLSHIT? What a girl! Whaaaaa... He's making fun of my username! WHaaaa...

You, Son-Of_Sam_I_Am, are a one-armed hermaphrodite with the drip. You signed up for the military but got dishonorably discharged 2 weeks into basic training for trying to stick yer little bug fucker in a sleeping recruit's mouth. Now you are on the sex offenders list in your city. Whatcha gonna do? Cry about it? Sue me for defaming "Son_of_Sam_I_Am?" the anonymous message board pussy? LOL! Go fuck yourself, Hermie.

Son_OF_Sam_I_Am is a purple-faced lepper with a foot fungus fetish.
While some guys joined the Navy to get ahead, he joined to give it. That was before it was OK and he got kicked out for it. He cannot prove I'm lying.

Rev. Johnny Tyler wrote:As for ramifications in real life... YEP! Like what Pretzel got.

What exactly happened to Eddie P. - brought about by YOU - that amounted to anything at all?

That bullshit "blog" of yours doesn't show that diddly-shit ACTUALLY happened.

Some lameass "civil judgement" doesn't mean shit, as it's not even worth the paper it's written on?

Criminal penalties? Prove it, if so - let's see the court documentation.

DO TELL - spelled out, right here, Mr. Fresh & Attractive.

That "blog" is a bunch of rambling ridiculousness.

Here's hoping the next Eddie Pretzel that he's obviously fishing for finishes the job this time.

Complaint numbers, docket numbers and phone numbers are all there for you, fools. I don't need to prove anything to you. Feel free to use that info to DISPROVE me though, if you feel like putting in the work. I don't work for you dinks. You work for me.

exitflagger wrote:Here's hoping the next Eddie Pretzel that he's obviously fishing for finishes the job this time.

I love that whatever I did to you has you so distraught that you wish death upon me.
Meltdown much? No, you aren't too over the top mental or anything.

Rev. Johnny Tyler wrote:

exitflagger wrote:Here's hoping the next Eddie Pretzel that he's obviously fishing for finishes the job this time.

I love that whatever I did to you has you so distraught that you wish death upon me.
Meltdown much? No, you aren't too over the top mental or anything.

You were expecting hugs and kisses on the Hatas board?

You're the biggest douche this place has had in many moons, pardner. That's enough for me. I don't like your shitbag face, I don't like your shitbag posts, I don't like your shitbag attitude. And I don't like you... shitbag.

Welcome to sludge. You familiar with it? Great. Roll or GTFO.

Rev. Johnny Tyler wrote:Complaint numbers, docket numbers and phone numbers are all there for you, fools. I don't need to prove anything to you. Feel free to use that info to DISPROVE me though, if you feel like putting in the work. I don't work for you dinks. You work for me.

Translation: NOTHING WHATSOEVER "happened to" Eddie P.

Thanks for the confirmation, putz.

Only have one question Rev.. Just wondering..

How many sites/blogs/news stories have you followed EP to?

I'd completely forgotten about the weirdo and his antics, so just for shit's and grins I typed in the dude's name and hit Google and the first three articles I found (besides your blog).. You posted in all of the comments section..

http://www.techdirt.com/articles/200908 ... 6036.shtml
http://www.topix.com/forum/city/los-ang ... MF0DOHJ/p2
http://www.youtube.com/all_comments?v=GiiSNfx4n3A
http://www.google.com/support/forum/p/y ... e22f&hl=en

Do you also post as Taedia Fortunata on the Google support forums?

Oh Jesus! Line up, you boneheads!

Anyway, you are right about him laughing and you are right about nothing happening to him.

He DOES have a warrant for his arrest now. He IS a criminal at large now and he HAS stopped calling and bothering me and my people in every way except his silly 3rd grade digs on the Internet. He's neutered.

...And as soon as he gets pulled over or gets caught in some lewd act behind a dumpster, something will happen to him.

Oh and Exitflagger... Thanks for the compliment. You have no idea how much satisfaction your butt-hurt ire brings me.

Luminiferous wrote:Only have one question Rev.. Just wondering..

How many sites/blogs/news stories have you followed EP to?

I'd completely forgotten about the weirdo and his antics, so just for shit's and grins I typed in the dude's name and hit Google and the first three articles I found (besides your blog).. You posted in all of the comments section..

http://www.techdirt.com/articles/200908 ... 6036.shtml
http://www.topix.com/forum/city/los-ang ... MF0DOHJ/p2
http://www.youtube.com/all_comments?v=GiiSNfx4n3A
http://www.google.com/support/forum/p/y ... e22f&hl=en

Do you also post as Taedia Fortunata on the Google support forums?

I sign my name and take credit for the things I post, shitstick.

Rev. Johnny Tyler wrote:Anyway, you are right about him laughing and you are right about nothing happening to him.

Rev. Johnny Tyler wrote:Anyway, you are right about him laughing and you are right about nothing happening to him.

He pre-owned you like a motherfucker, dink!

exitflagger wrote:

Rev. Johnny Tyler wrote: I love how Mitzi always needs to state how uninterested in my shit she is just before going into a detailed rant about my shit that she just got done viewing intently.. And I mean DETAILED reviews of my shit..

True story: I just dropped a deuce and when I got up I looked in the commode and viewed it intently. Gave it a good review. Four and a half stars.

Goddammit. From this post, I have deduced....Exitflagger is Stevie!