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Re: You Don't Have Stoner and Deathcurse Here To Protect You

Posted: Sat Mar 10, 2012 5:13 pm
by cantstopthemusic
Rev. Johnny Tyler wrote:First of all, let's pretend I only own time shares in Aruba and Naples... AND? LOL! Like you could even top THAT, chump! :lol: Anyway, I guess you figure that when I drive to my timeshare and only stay for 8 days, I bring with me framed, personal family photographs, giant Easter eggs to hang on the sliding glass door and I also like to make sure to bring potted plants of various sizes.
You don't "own" the place.

Therefore, it's nothing worth bragging about.

Do you fly to Aruba or take your luxury speed boat?


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Re: You Don't Have Stoner and Deathcurse Here To Protect You

Posted: Sat Mar 10, 2012 5:16 pm
by The_Alternymâ„¢
He drives his shitty, beat up, old Astro Van... because that's what all high rollers cruise in to their luxury vacations.

:lol:

Re: You Don't Have Stoner and Deathcurse Here To Protect You

Posted: Sat Mar 10, 2012 5:19 pm
by cantstopthemusic
The_Alternymâ„¢ wrote:He drives his shitty, beat up, old Astro Van... because that's what all high rollers cruise in to their luxury vacations.

:lol:
Have you ever tried to fit potted plants, giant Easter eggs and personal family photographs into your carry-on luggage?

They aren't gonna get there by themselves!

Re: You Don't Have Stoner and Deathcurse Here To Protect You

Posted: Sat Mar 10, 2012 5:21 pm
by The_Alternymâ„¢
Plus they get to stop at all the ghetto yard sales on their way home. Win/win.

Re: You Don't Have Stoner and Deathcurse Here To Protect You

Posted: Sun Mar 11, 2012 5:22 pm
by MitziDupree
Oh my god. This thread turned golden.


And I thought guys having a white collar mid-life crisis were funny.....

Re: You Don't Have Stoner and Deathcurse Here To Protect You

Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2012 12:37 am
by demolition23
Rev. Johnny Tyler wrote:
Efilnikufesin wrote:You really suck at this.

I'm sure you suck at life as well.

People hate you.


LMAO.
:lol: Tell you what there, "nise fukin life"... Howza bout at any time of the day, on any day of the year you show me your BEST moment of your best day... I mean, when you are having one of those REALLY, REALLY GREAT days, you snap a pic or a vid and post it and within minutes after being made aware of it, I will show you where I'm at or what I'm doing and I guarantee I'll own you every time.

Ready?
Of course you're not ready because you are a no-life-havin' loser and your best day is sitting in your room with the shades closed, all stinkin' watching ME on Metal Sludge, ya dink!! :lol:

Here... I whipped up a quick video just for you to get the party started. Even named it after you. Efilnikufesin...
http://youtu.be/PlR9txiW_e4

PS... I'll be 45 this year and I have the skin of a 25 year old. My skin and hair are professionally maintained by a licensed cosmetologist/stylist in a personal salon in my own home.
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You mad, Bro?

Might be time to sell the place in Aruba so you can afford a real hairdresser, fuck-knuckle.

Seriously, who on God's green earth would post a picture of that shitty, worn down, poorly decorated white-trash attempt at a home salon and think it would show them in a good light?

Re: You Don't Have Stoner and Deathcurse Here To Protect You

Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2012 10:54 am
by Efilnikufesin
That's R-Tards version of a Man Cave!

Re: You Don't Have Stoner and Deathcurse Here To Protect You

Posted: Sat Mar 17, 2012 12:12 am
by MotleyMaiden
That "home salon" reminds me the salon in Steel Magnolias.

Re: You Don't Have Stoner and Deathcurse Here To Protect You

Posted: Sat Mar 17, 2012 5:07 pm
by holeripper
Holy shit, I want to go to Naples. My family almost got stationed there. Awesome pics.

Re: You Don't Have Stoner and Deathcurse Here To Protect You

Posted: Sun Mar 18, 2012 4:02 pm
by Rev. Johnny Tyler

Re: You Don't Have Stoner and Deathcurse Here To Protect You

Posted: Sun Mar 18, 2012 9:17 pm
by Rev. Johnny Tyler
Efilnikufesin wrote:That's R-Tards version of a Man Cave!
No. This is my man cave, Dink...
http://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set= ... 208&type=1

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Re: You Don't Have Stoner and Deathcurse Here To Protect You

Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2012 9:36 am
by Efilnikufesin
Your "woman" looks like Paula Dean.

HaHa.

Re: You Don't Have Stoner and Deathcurse Here To Protect You

Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2012 10:18 am
by Rev. Johnny Tyler
Your woman looks like your hand. What's your point?

Re: You Don't Have Stoner and Deathcurse Here To Protect You

Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2012 11:51 am
by Efilnikufesin
Rev. Johnny Tyler wrote:Your woman looks like your hand. What's your point?

Quite the sick burn!

Kinda like your "womans" face!

Re: You Don't Have Stoner and Deathcurse Here To Protect You

Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2012 12:00 pm
by Efilnikufesin
Rev. Johnny Tyler wrote:Your woman looks like your hand. What's your point?

Quite the sick burn!

Kinda like your "womans" face!

Re: You Don't Have Stoner and Deathcurse Here To Protect You

Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2012 12:11 pm
by Rev. Johnny Tyler
Well then, lucky for both of us that you prefer your hand and not my woman, huh studly? :lol:

Your comeback was so good, it had to post twice!

Re: You Don't Have Stoner and Deathcurse Here To Protect You

Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2012 12:32 pm
by Efilnikufesin
Yeah.. The server took a shit.

Kinda like your "womans" face.

studly?

Damn you are worthless..

Re: You Don't Have Stoner and Deathcurse Here To Protect You

Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2012 5:01 pm
by Rev. Johnny Tyler
:lol: LOL! Peon.

Re: You Don't Have Stoner and Deathcurse Here To Protect You

Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2012 5:45 am
by Rev. Johnny Tyler
Looks like a couple of fellas wanted a little alone time! :wink:
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Re: You Don't Have Stoner and Deathcurse Here To Protect You

Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2012 9:47 am
by eddie lee roth
You know what Rev. Johnny Tyler I'm going to respectfully bow out of this pissing contest thats going on between you and some other posters on here.

I wasn't around here when all this shit started back i guess when you were a regular poster the first time around so whatever happened back then I don't know about and to tell you the truth I don't really care.

After I made that post earlier this morning I was looking around and saw that you were a VFW along with being a Gulf War Veteran well so am I and I don't feel like starting some stupid pissing match with another veteran so peace out my fellow VFW. :|

Re: You Don't Have Stoner and Deathcurse Here To Protect You

Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2012 10:26 am
by exitflagger
eddie lee roth wrote:After I made that post earlier this morning I was looking around and saw that you were a VFW along with being a Gulf War Veteran well so am I and I don't feel like starting some stupid pissing match with another veteran so peace out my fellow VFW. :|
Eddie, this guy has advocated gang rape here. He deserves no respect. The mission of military men is noble but it certainly doesn't mean that a man is guaranteed respect just because of that no matter what else he does. Never make that mistake.

Re: You Don't Have Stoner and Deathcurse Here To Protect You

Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2012 12:20 pm
by eddie lee roth
Whoops thanks for the heads up.

Re: You Don't Have Stoner and Deathcurse Here To Protect You

Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2012 12:35 pm
by Winter
exitflagger wrote:
eddie lee roth wrote:After I made that post earlier this morning I was looking around and saw that you were a VFW along with being a Gulf War Veteran well so am I and I don't feel like starting some stupid pissing match with another veteran so peace out my fellow VFW. :|
Eddie, this guy has advocated gang rape here. He deserves no respect. The mission of military men is noble but it certainly doesn't mean that a man is guaranteed respect just because of that no matter what else he does. Never make that mistake.

SHUT

THE

FUCK

UP

Re: You Don't Have Stoner and Deathcurse Here To Protect You

Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2012 12:49 pm
by exitflagger
Sent to me in PM:
Winter wrote:Subject: Could anyone wear this without getting a beatdown?
exitflagger wrote:
Rev. Johnny Tyler wrote:
She asked for it... Literally, when she saw her little dink of a boyfriend bitch-slapped by real men. Made her hot.
I figured you would try that.

You know how I know Winter is actually a man? Cuz s/he's the only "female" here who backs you up. An actual woman would and should be HORRIFIED by you.

It's nice and appropriate for a bonafied shitbag like yourself to go with the old "she wasn't raped cuz she ASKED FOR IT" routine.

You laid out this scenario: A man and his sig. other go to a bar, he insults a biker and gets beat down while several bikers take turns fucking his girlfriend on a pool table. And you laugh about it.

I would love to see how that wonderful little portrait of yours would go over in a court of law. Yeah, that would be seen as consensual, right? :|

Dude, you are human dogshit. You should be banned from this forum simply for being who you are. I hope Eddie Pretzel finds you and guts you like a fucking fish.


when did I ever say I supported Rev's comment? Id like to know...can you show me where I said ANYTHING in support of this?
:lol:

Revtard's got a turncoat in his ranks!

Re: You Don't Have Stoner and Deathcurse Here To Protect You

Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2012 12:57 pm
by Winter
There is no fucking turncoat loser. I didnt even see that post until you shoved it down everyones throat cus it turns you on. So dont even try it.

Re: You Don't Have Stoner and Deathcurse Here To Protect You

Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2012 1:04 pm
by exitflagger
Why did you PM me just to say you didn't support Rev's amusement about gang rape? Does his little funnytime rape joke make you uncomfortable as a woman?

Oh wait... I forgot. You have one of these: 8====D

:lol:

Re: You Don't Have Stoner and Deathcurse Here To Protect You

Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2012 4:08 pm
by Winter
If you think Im a guy so bad, then please, let me show you how much of a man I really am. I can pull out my huge black strap-on and ass rape you till you cry for mommy.

Re: You Don't Have Stoner and Deathcurse Here To Protect You

Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2012 5:29 pm
by Efilnikufesin
You have a huge Black Strap-on?....

So your ultra tough Biker daddy lets you fuck him in the ass?

You are one gross bitch.

Re: You Don't Have Stoner and Deathcurse Here To Protect You

Posted: Sat Apr 21, 2012 9:17 am
by Rev. Johnny Tyler
eddie lee roth wrote:You know what Rev. Johnny Tyler I'm going to respectfully bow out of this pissing contest thats going on between you and some other posters on here.

I wasn't around here when all this shit started back i guess when you were a regular poster the first time around so whatever happened back then I don't know about and to tell you the truth I don't really care.

After I made that post earlier this morning I was looking around and saw that you were a VFW along with being a Gulf War Veteran well so am I and I don't feel like starting some stupid pissing match with another veteran so peace out my fellow VFW. :|
All in good fun, mang.
Semper Fi.

Re: You Don't Have Stoner and Deathcurse Here To Protect You

Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2012 9:50 am
by Rev. Johnny Tyler
Fat Angry Chick wrote:BECAUSE...even the most pitiful guy on Sludge, the guy who's furious at not being a Kool Kid and is desperate for acceptance and yet only has a wheezing, geriatric Pekingese named Winter dry humping his leg....

....even THAT guy finds you unattractive. Deal with it.
Don't listen to the Queen of the Flies over there, Winter. I do like a little meat on the bones and I'm definitely a boob man. That's attractive to me.

And Mitzi, my hairy-lipped friend... Thank you for the segue. Fact is, I am the leader of the KOOLEST KIDS 'cuz I called it first and then I registered the web site. :lol: I can literally call myself The Leader of the Koolest Kids In Skool and you couldn't even get that little snide remark by me without getting totally owned. I love you.