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exitflagger · Post by **exitflagger** » Sat Jun 29, 2013 11:00 am

Rev. Johnny Tyler wrote:My guess at a working title?
"Antiques & Alcohol"

You could advertise with a picture of you and your old lady and caption it "Antiques and A-Holes"

Rev. Johnny Tyler · Post by **Rev. Johnny Tyler** » Mon Jul 01, 2013 5:43 pm

Got the contract.

Gonna be a reality star!

Efilnikufesin · Post by **Efilnikufesin** » Mon Jul 01, 2013 6:04 pm

No..... No You are not.

Hollywood's Burning · Post by **Hollywood's Burning** » Tue Jul 02, 2013 8:05 am

If you become a celebrity, are you going to go on a purge of all of the ludicrous shit you've posted on the web? Imagine the expose

Rev. Johnny Tyler · Post by **Rev. Johnny Tyler** » Tue Jul 02, 2013 9:55 am

Like what, dummy?
Copy/paste some of that shit.

Hollywood's Burning · Post by **Hollywood's Burning** » Tue Jul 02, 2013 3:04 pm

Rev. Johnny Tyler wrote:Like what, dummy?
Copy/paste some of that shit.

No, it will be entertaining to watch karma in full effect. Leave all your shit up.

exitflagger · Post by **exitflagger** » Tue Jul 02, 2013 3:22 pm

revturd's show = "Jerry" pilot

Eddie Pretzel = Crazy Joe Devola

"I'm gonna put the Ki-Bosh on you Revvy! See you soon!"

Efilnikufesin · Post by **Efilnikufesin** » Tue Jul 02, 2013 3:39 pm

Fucking Revturd...

Whacking off to Storage Wars marathons does not a reality start make.

*flick* · Post by ***flick*** » Tue Jul 02, 2013 9:10 pm

I sent Eddie a screen shot, wonder what he thinks?

Rev. Johnny Tyler · Post by **Rev. Johnny Tyler** » Tue Jul 02, 2013 10:43 pm

Hollywood's Burning wrote:
Rev. Johnny Tyler wrote:Like what, dummy?
Copy/paste some of that shit.
No, it will be entertaining to watch karma in full effect. Leave all your shit up.

Translation: "You're right. I got nothin'."

Listen, dink. Karma is IN full effect. That's why I just signed a Hollywood contract and you didn't.
Also, they contacted ME, out of the blue to do a personality based show BECAUSE of the things I post on the web.
Don't hate!

Hollywood's Burning · Wed Jul 03, 2013 11:13 am

Rev. Johnny Tyler wrote:
Hollywood's Burning wrote:
Rev. Johnny Tyler wrote:Like what, dummy?
Copy/paste some of that shit.
No, it will be entertaining to watch karma in full effect. Leave all your shit up.
Translation: "You're right. I got nothin'."

Listen, dink. Karma is IN full effect. That's why I just signed a Hollywood contract and you didn't.
Also, they contacted ME, out of the blue to do a personality based show BECAUSE of the things I post on the web.
Don't hate!

I have to admit, you do come across as a likeable, admirable, upstanding and honest guy. I'm sure they're not aiming for car-crash, "look-at-this-dickhead" style TV at all. You're the board Honey Boo Boo now.

But seriously dude, I wish you well with it. No, really. You deserve to have a TV show made about you.

Rev. Johnny Tyler · Post by **Rev. Johnny Tyler** » Wed Jul 03, 2013 1:44 pm

Some of us know the difference between sludge and the rest of the world. It's cool you think my sludging on Sludge is how I am in real life.

...You'll probably believe the stuff you see me do on TV too.

Turner Coates · Post by **Turner Coates** » Wed Jul 03, 2013 2:02 pm

I bet there will be at least 80,000 people watching your jam packed show.

Rev. Johnny Tyler · Post by **Rev. Johnny Tyler** » Thu Jul 04, 2013 3:38 am

Hollywood's Burning · Post by **Hollywood's Burning** » Thu Jul 04, 2013 6:31 am

Rev. Johnny Tyler wrote:Some of us know the difference between sludge and the rest of the world. It's cool you think my sludging on Sludge is how I am in real life.

...You'll probably believe the stuff you see me do on TV too.

You're working on a get-out clause already? That's a wise thing to do, I guess.

When is this thing going to air?

Hollywood's Burning · Post by **Hollywood's Burning** » Thu Jul 04, 2013 6:33 am

Wheresthestagemanager? wrote:I bet there will be at least 80,000 people watching your jam packed show.

And Rev will think that all of them are jealous, of course.

Turner Coates · Post by **Turner Coates** » Thu Jul 04, 2013 11:42 am

Hollywood's Burning wrote:
Rev. Johnny Tyler wrote:Some of us know the difference between sludge and the rest of the world. It's cool you think my sludging on Sludge is how I am in real life.

...You'll probably believe the stuff you see me do on TV too.
You're working on a get-out clause already? That's a wise thing to do, I guess.

When is this thing going to air?

Holy shades of Fifi LaRue, Batman!

Rev. Johnny Tyler · Post by **Rev. Johnny Tyler** » Fri Jul 05, 2013 5:13 am

I am contractually obliged to NOT discuss any of the details of the show. Not dates... Not story lines... Nothing!
You'll have to wait like everyone else. Don't worry. You'll know. You won't be able to miss us. The company that signed us doesn't mess around. They are the big wigs. I will be in your face worse than ever soon enough!

Don't hate!
CELEBRATE!

Hollywood's Burning · Fri Jul 05, 2013 12:07 pm

Rev. Johnny Tyler wrote:I am contractually obliged to NOT discuss any of the details of the show. Not dates... Not story lines... Nothing!
You'll have to wait like everyone else. Don't worry. You'll know. You won't be able to miss us. The company that signed us doesn't mess around. They are the big wigs. I will be in your face worse than ever soon enough!
Don't hate!
CELEBRATE!

This is going to be highly entertaining. Rev is becoming one of the "special people" who appear in reality TV shows. This is a win/win situation - if it gets cancelled (or never airs), we will have endless material here. If is does air, a much wider audience than Sludge will discover what Rev is like. Lucky people.

Ever heard the term "Pandoras Box", Rev?

Turner Coates · Post by **Turner Coates** » Fri Jul 05, 2013 12:39 pm

Rev. Johnny Tyler wrote:I am contractually obliged to NOT discuss any of the details of the show. Not dates... Not story lines... Nothing!
You'll have to wait like everyone else. Don't worry. You'll know. You won't be able to miss us. The company that signed us doesn't mess around. They are the big wigs. I will be in your face worse than ever soon enough!
Don't hate!
CELEBRATE!

Is that you, Fifi?

Efilnikufesin · Post by **Efilnikufesin** » Fri Jul 05, 2013 4:32 pm

Rev are you gonna name the show "The Puckered Starfish Hunter"?

Hollywood's Burning · Sat Jul 06, 2013 12:49 am

You'd have to think that anyone who gets asked to appear in a reality show needs to think hard about what got them there - it usually isn't a good thing. But having said that, the kind of person who wants to be in show like that will probably be like the mother in the Honey Boo Boo show - "they hate us because they're jealous, they just want to be like us".

Riiiiiiiiiight.

Ego combined with stupidity is always an entertaining combo.

Rev. Johnny Tyler · Post by **Rev. Johnny Tyler** » Sat Jul 06, 2013 2:42 am

Hollywood's Burning wrote:You'd have to think that anyone who gets asked to appear in a reality show needs to think hard about what got them there - it usually isn't a good thing.

They didn't ask us to appear on one. They are creating one based on us...

http://carriagehousecollectibles.com/in ... 4&Itemid=5

And there could very well be no show. We made it past the A&R reps that found us. we made it past the phone interviews. we made it past hours of skyping with the producers. They signed us to a contract for one year. We've filmed the sizzle reels. They still have to sell the show to a network though and that's what we're waiting for.
Again... This is no Podunk production company and if I told you what shows they produce you would be as sure as I am that there will be a show. There is no guarantee we will even film a single episode though.

Hollywood's Burning · Post by **Hollywood's Burning** » Sat Jul 06, 2013 9:44 am

Rev. Johnny Tyler wrote:
Hollywood's Burning wrote:You'd have to think that anyone who gets asked to appear in a reality show needs to think hard about what got them there - it usually isn't a good thing.
They didn't ask us to appear on one. They are creating one based on us...

http://carriagehousecollectibles.com/in ... 4&Itemid=5

And there could very well be no show. We made it past the A&R reps that found us. we made it past the phone interviews. we made it past hours of skyping with the producers. They signed us to a contract for one year. We've filmed the sizzle reels. They still have to sell the show to a network though and that's what we're waiting for.
Again... This is no Podunk production company and if I told you what shows they produce you would be as sure as I am that there will be a show. There is no guarantee we will even film a single episode though.

exitflagger · Post by **exitflagger** » Sat Jul 06, 2013 10:13 am

Rev. Johnny Tyler · Post by **Rev. Johnny Tyler** » Mon Jul 08, 2013 8:10 am

Why do you feel that I do not deserve this?
Is it because I am so good at Sludge that you constantly feel owned by me and that is the only reason?
I don't get it.
What do you know about my real life that would make me undeserving of something like this? Do tell!
...'Cuz from here it just looks like straight-up jealousy.
Just sayin'...

Don't hate!

Inessence · Post by **Inessence** » Mon Jul 08, 2013 10:26 am

So,,,when you get all rich and famous you gonna split on us like Evel Dick?

Efilnikufesin · Post by **Efilnikufesin** » Mon Jul 08, 2013 10:44 am

Oh my Christ I hope so!!!!

Rev. Johnny Tyler · Post by **Rev. Johnny Tyler** » Mon Jul 08, 2013 12:21 pm

I have no clue what the future holds, but as of this moment my thoughts are that I would certainly come back here and rub the little dink noses in it. Can't say I wouldn't enjoy that guilty little pleasure. It'll be kinda like how I do it now, only way, WAY worse.

...Or not and you guys can poke fun at me like there is no tomorrow. Think of the fun if I fail!

I'll tell ya... If I DID make it, it would certianly be interesting to see who pipes up and acts like they know me, like they are my friend, etc. It will be interesting to see what Sludgers try to latch on to my nuts, or whatnot. It will be interesting to see which of my friends stabs me in the back for a moment of fame. It'll be interesting to see which of the people I barely know will act like we're life-long friends. I cannot WAIT to see my ex wives jump on this bandwagon! Oh god... The ex-girlfriends!

It'll definitely be a trial by fire for my circle of friends. Looking forward to the social experiment angle of it.

Turner Coates · Post by **Turner Coates** » Mon Jul 08, 2013 12:39 pm

Rev. Johnny Tyler wrote:I have no clue what the future holds, but as of this moment my thoughts are that I would certainly come back here and rub the little dink noses in it. Can't say I wouldn't enjoy that guilty little pleasure. It'll be kinda like how I do it now, only way, WAY worse.

...Or not and you guys can poke fun at me like there is no tomorrow. Think of the fun if I fail!

I'll tell ya... If I DID make it, it would certianly be interesting to see who pipes up and acts like they know me, like they are my friend, etc. It will be interesting to see what Sludgers try to latch on to my nuts, or whatnot. It will be interesting to see which of my friends stabs me in the back for a moment of fame. It'll be interesting to see which of the people I barely know will act like we're life-long friends. I cannot WAIT to see my ex wives jump on this bandwagon! Oh god... The ex-girlfriends! It'll definitely be a trial by fire for my circle of friends. Looking forward to the social experiment angle of it.

What is the fuel for your rocket to stardom?
Is is some sort of intrinsic talent?
Is it personality?
Why is it something of interest that should be shared by the masses?
What do you mean by "If I DID make it"?
What is "making it"?

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