There Is A God!

MitziDupree · Post by **MitziDupree** » Mon Apr 30, 2012 9:36 am

Winter wrote:

....and I shall remain nameless.

I'm totally confused. Why won't you share your name with us?

Winter · Post by **Winter** » Mon Apr 30, 2012 9:41 am

MitziDupree wrote:
Winter wrote:

....and I shall remain nameless.

I'm totally confused. Why won't you share your name with us?

Nice try.

Winter · Post by **Winter** » Mon Apr 30, 2012 9:53 am

Alright. I give.

Its Lotta Monan.

MitziDupree · Post by **MitziDupree** » Mon Apr 30, 2012 9:57 am

You silly goose. That's not your real name.

Reverend Kool Aid harrasses us for being "anonymous." Then he taunts us with the concept that you are a REAL PERSON with a REAL NAME. He seems rather proud of the fact that you're not anonymous.

So, as his queen, I was simply looking to you to set an example for the rest of us. Show us how to not be anonymous. It's what Rev wants. Post your name!

It will make him happy and even more proud of you.

If you choose not to, please explain why. Help us to understand the mysteries of your ways.

Winter · Post by **Winter** » Mon Apr 30, 2012 10:17 am

Shit. Nothing gets by you Mitzi...

Ok....my real name is Sophonda Cox.

There. Ya happy now?

exitflagger · Post by **exitflagger** » Mon Apr 30, 2012 10:20 am

What a rapier wit!

Which is a good thing cuz her buddy revturd loves everything rapey.

MitziDupree · Post by **MitziDupree** » Mon Apr 30, 2012 10:27 am

I think Little Lotta has some concerns about being non-anonymous on this board. She's certainly waffling.

I will try to keep this a secret from her boss, but I don't think he's going to be happy.

Winter · Post by **Winter** » Mon Apr 30, 2012 10:28 am

exitflagger wrote:What a rapier wit!

Which is a good thing cuz her buddy revturd loves everything rapey.

whatever you say there Major Lee Gay.

Rev. Johnny Tyler · Post by **Rev. Johnny Tyler** » Mon Apr 30, 2012 12:00 pm

Winter is not anonymous to me there, Essence of Low Tide.

I know her real name, her husband's real name, where they live, what she looks like, things she enjoys and even how she's feeling on some days. Of course she's not going to post that shit out front for the little dinklings!

She doesn't trust you. Weird she trusts CRAZY REV with that kind of stuff though, huh? Think about that while your editing your next rant for me.

Rev. Johnny Tyler · Post by **Rev. Johnny Tyler** » Mon Apr 30, 2012 12:05 pm

Ham Stroker's Ejacula wrote:Not for nothing, but it makes sense to me that the King of Sludge™ treads the real-life boards of the Haverhill/Lawrence/Lowell armpit trifecta.

Makes sense to me that you wouldn't have checked a fucking map before showing your ass, monkey.

Winter · Post by **Winter** » Mon Apr 30, 2012 12:22 pm

Rev. Johnny Tyler wrote:Winter is not anonymous to me there, Essence of Low Tide.

I know her real name, her husband's real name, where they live, what she looks like, things she enjoys and even how she's feeling on some days. Of course she's not going to post that shit out front for the little dinklings! She doesn't trust you. Weird she trusts CRAZY REV with that kind of stuff though, huh? Think about that while your editing your next rant for me.

All true! Love ya Rev!

MitziDupree · Post by **MitziDupree** » Mon Apr 30, 2012 12:35 pm

Rev. Johnny Tyler wrote:Winter is not anonymous to me.
I know her real name, her husband's real name, where they live, what she looks like, things she enjoys and even how she's feeling on some days. Of course she's not going to post that shit out front for the little dinklings! She doesn't trust you. Weird she trusts CRAZY REV with that kind of stuff though, huh? Think about that while your editing your next rant for me.

OHHH! I GET IT!!!! WE'RE ONLY ANONYMOUS DINKS IF WE DON'T SHARE OUR PERSONAL INFORMATION WITH YOU. IT DOESN'T HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH POSTING IT ON THE BOARD!

I feel like the sun has broken through the clouds. You want us all to send you our personal information. Hmmm.

I guess we should follow Winter's suit, because around these parts she's definitely known for her smarts and common sense.

On the plus side, it's very cool that you know all of that neat information about her. I've never had anyone on these boards trust me enough to tell me personal stuff.

I guess I'm just gelus.

Rev. Johnny Tyler · Post by **Rev. Johnny Tyler** » Mon Apr 30, 2012 12:45 pm

That is correct... If you hide behind a username to hurl your little Nurf darts at me while I stand here facing you, you are one of the anonymous dinks I speak of.

MitziDupree · Post by **MitziDupree** » Mon Apr 30, 2012 12:52 pm

So you want me to PM you my real name? Is that what you're asking?

P.S. It's spelled "Nerf".

P.P.S. It's "bid someone adieu," not "bid someone ado". You're such a cultured fellow. I'm suprised you don't speak French. You're welcome.

Rev. Johnny Tyler · Post by **Rev. Johnny Tyler** » Mon Apr 30, 2012 1:53 pm

MitziDupree wrote:P.S. It's spelled "Nerf".

P.P.S. It's "bid someone adieu," not "bid someone ado". You're such a cultured fellow. I'm suprised you don't speak French. You're welcome.

'Cuz "Spelling Nazi" tops the list of "things that make you cool."

I'm SUPRISED you didn't check your own shit before posting 'cuz there is no bigger forum embarrassment than being a spelling Nazi and getting self-pwnt doing it.

Sweet work, baby.

MitziDupree · Post by **MitziDupree** » Mon Apr 30, 2012 2:07 pm

So you want me to PM you my real name? Is that what you're asking?

Rev. Johnny Tyler · Post by **Rev. Johnny Tyler** » Mon Apr 30, 2012 5:59 pm

MitziDupree wrote:So you want me to PM you my real name? Is that what you're asking?

Sure! I'd actually have loved that, chickie but first, I want to remind you that you pwnt yourself back there with the spelling nazi thing. Remember that?

That was funny.

Anyway, c'mon! How'm I gonna even believe anything you tell me about yourself now? You'd have to make some extra effort to convince me you are the person you wish to depict to me, right? I'd always be sceptical of you. A name... A picture... NAh! I highly doubt you could convince me of any of it.

But ya. If you would like to come off the anonymous dink list and move up to the just plain dink list, make your move, baby. I'm at least interested to see what you present and how far away from dink status you care to move. Go for yours!

Any particular reason you would PM me instead of just posting your name for everyone else too?

Rev. Johnny Tyler · Post by **Rev. Johnny Tyler** » Thu May 03, 2012 6:03 am

Or Mitz... Just call me on my cell (978) 378-0817

You can even Skype me! RevJTyler
Ain't I easy?

Redman77 · Post by **Redman77** » Fri May 04, 2012 10:20 am

Rev. Johnny Tyler wrote:Or Mitz... Just call me on my cell (978) 378-0817
You can even Skype me! RevJTyler
Ain't I easy?

Redman77 · Post by **Redman77** » Fri May 04, 2012 10:27 am

Text bomb anyone?

Efilnikufesin · Post by **Efilnikufesin** » Sun May 06, 2012 7:23 am

Oh my achin ass.....LOL Is he really retarded enough to put his real cell # up? What a fuckin' wacko.

Efilnikufesin · Post by **Efilnikufesin** » Mon May 07, 2012 4:06 pm

Grendel wrote:Rev,

Do you still believe that the United States never made it to the moon?

Call and ask him...

LOL

Triumph · Post by **Triumph** » Tue May 08, 2012 8:24 pm

exitflagger wrote:What a rapier wit!

Which is a good thing cuz her buddy revturd loves everything rapey.

HollywoodRose · Post by **HollywoodRose** » Mon May 14, 2012 6:28 pm

MotleyMaiden wrote:You must be the only male alive that when you get a boner your penis actually shrinks in size.

that happens two me too.at least i think so.

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