Metal Sludge Gossip Board

Peasants of Sludge. Hearken ye... Let it be known that there is a God of Sludge (and a goddess) and we must all acknowledge and respect them, but until the gods take me, I am KING OF SLUDGE!

(I was even killed and ressurected so respect the authoritay!)

I have appointed all REAL people, whom have braved the gauntlet and shown positive proof of who they really are, as knights of my kingdom. They by default rule you with iron fists which they may use to beat you about the head, neck, chest and face area, or simply shove up your ass the way my friend Caligula liked to do it. (Please note that knights are knights regardless of fuckhead status.)

I have allowed a select few to be inside the royal trusted circle (regardless of knighthood status.) They know who they are.

Don't bother arguing with me about it. Just eat what I feed you and do my bidding, fuckers.

Good peasant!

Rev. Johnny Tyler wrote:Don't bother arguing with me about it. Just eat what I feed you and do my bidding, fuckers.

Grendel wrote:Has Winter acknowledged that Revturd is a massive pudenda?

No, see 'cuz Winter is a real person with a real name and a real face and she gets the game I play with you idiots. Duh!

Excellent loyal subjects.

God is dead.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3eTsNEgmL8

Rev. Johnny Tyler wrote:No, see 'cuz Winter is a real person with a real name

Oh yeah? What's her name?

Grendel, for his use of the term "pudenda" in a thread is the only King I recognize.

Pudenda is a far too often neglected word. I commend anyone who finds time to use it.

Rev. Johnny Tyler wrote:Peasants of Sludge. Hearken ye... Let it be known that there is a God of Sludge (and a goddess) and we must all acknowledge and respect them, but until the gods take me, I am KING OF SLUDGE!

(I was even killed and ressurected so respect the authoritay!)

I have appointed all REAL people, whom have braved the gauntlet and shown positive proof of who they really are, as knights of my kingdom. They by default rule you with iron fists which they may use to beat you about the head, neck, chest and face area, or simply shove up your ass the way my friend Caligula liked to do it. (Please note that knights are knights regardless of fuckhead status.)

I have allowed a select few to be inside the royal trusted circle (regardless of knighthood status.) They know who they are.

Don't bother arguing with me about it. Just eat what I feed you and do my bidding, fuckers.

Nice try brah, but the KING of METAL SLUDGE is right here. Never left.

Yes I'm Godlike espeshiily good looks, that god being Adonous, I've ruled this site since before it's exception...



But like I've told the other pretenders and wannabe contenders on METAL SLUDGE, keep playin' those bars and reaching for those stars!

x0x0x0x ladies..
WCD

Enjoy the music, friends


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uB1D9wWxd2w



This thread just got a little bit worth a shit. Thanks to me...

GOD


You're welcome, dink.

MitziDupree wrote:

Rev. Johnny Tyler wrote:No, see 'cuz Winter is a real person with a real name

Oh yeah? What's her name?

Ya, dummy. I'm gonna post someone's name here.

Rev. Johnny Tyler wrote: Ya, dummy. I'm gonna post someone's name here.

Why not? Ohhhh...it's against the rules, huh?

Okay - well, why don't you have Winter come over and post her name, then?

I'm sure she'll be happy to do anything you ask.

We'll be waiting.

MitziDupree wrote:

Rev. Johnny Tyler wrote:No, see 'cuz Winter is a real person with a real name

Oh yeah? What's her name?

I'm guessing it's Grizzelda or maybe Hortense.

MitziDupree wrote: Okay - well, why don't you have Winter come over and post her name, then?

'Cuz I don't do your bidding, Jabba. You do mine.

She's free to come over on her own to confirm or deny as are the other Sludgers with whom I am on a first name basis.

Jabba? You talkin' to me, daddy?


She's free to come over here and confirm or deny what?

MitziDupree wrote:She's free to come over here and confirm or deny what?

um... Whether or not we are on a first name basis, Bess.

MitziDupree wrote:She's free to come over here and confirm or deny what?

That she loves gang rape just as much as revturd.

exitflagger wrote:

MitziDupree wrote:She's free to come over here and confirm or deny what?

That she loves gang rape just as much as revturd.

Seriously... Did the bad man that raped you tear your ass flesh in some manner than just never healed? You poor thing.

She's free to come over here and confirm or deny what?

Hello kittens!

Hello, sasquatch!

Could you please either confirm or deny?

And would you then please post your full legal name?

Thanks in advance.

What am I comfirming or denying?

....and I shall remain nameless.

Not for nothing, but it makes sense to me that the King of Sludge™ treads the real-life boards of the Haverhill/Lawrence/Lowell armpit trifecta. Hey Regal Schmiegel – ride yer hog on over to Chunky's and get me some Jalapeño Poppers, stat!

Winter wrote:

....and I shall remain nameless.

I'm totally confused. Why won't you share your name with us?

MitziDupree wrote:

Winter wrote:

....and I shall remain nameless.

I'm totally confused. Why won't you share your name with us?

Nice try.

Alright. I give.

Its Lotta Monan.