The dink list has been rebooted and cleared. All databases that were once present have been removed and the list is now freshly reinstalled, clean and ready to accept a fresh batch of dinks, much like *flick*'s chick's bum hole in a pool hall.
After the purge and reboot, the following names have been removed from the list, leaving it clear and ready to receive fresh entries. Posts by these users have not been viewed by anyone of any significance in over a year.
*flick*
BlackCrypt
Efilnikufesin
Exitfagger
Grendel
JRA
The_Alternym
After more than one year, the system has analyzed the butthurt biorhythms and concluded that the most damaged dink on the list was indeed *flick* and the reason was "A bad night in a pool hall."
The system has decided to keep *flicks*'s Butthurt Badge of Honor as a memorial to *flick* and his accomplishments.

So now that the system has been purged, there is room for a whole new list. Feel free to filter yourself through the system to see if you qualify!
The original Dink List and analysis are archived below for your enjoyment.
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If you are on this list, you are either a boring, anonymous dink with nothing of substance to offer, or someone who quotes a boring, anonymous dink with nothing of substance to offer. In either case, if you are on this list, you no longer muck up my scenery. You've been foewned™. This list is fluid. RED text denotates a dog dink.
*flick*
Efilnikufesin
Exitflagger
Grendel
The_Alternym
And the following are the INVISIBLE DINKS.
These are the dinks that are so small that you can hardly see them. They are just as ignored as the standard dinks, only they are teenie tiny little things and not easily seen with the naked eye... (or the naked chick for that matter.)
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