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The_Alternym™ · Post by **The_Alternym™** » Thu Jun 07, 2012 6:50 pm

Rev. Johnny Tyler wrote:
Winter wrote:Rev, I hope you never put me on the list.....even though I probably deserve it. Ive quoted some of the members of the Dink List.

Im a dink myself.
But I get to make the final judgement call. I know when a quink when I see one.

... and this half tard makes fun of people for spelling and grammar? lolz

*flick* · Post by ***flick*** » Thu Jun 07, 2012 8:41 pm

Luminiferous wrote:I wear this title proudly and hope I'm never removed from the team..

Just knowing that a middle aged alleged badass Harley ridin Marine fully admits to using the Foe function on Metal Sludge on me and calls it his 'dinks list' is worth it every time I log onto Sludge and enjoy the laugh...

I got a t-shirt made.

TawnyVonJagger · Post by **TawnyVonJagger** » Fri Jun 08, 2012 9:59 pm

Rev. Johnny Tyler wrote:If you are on this list, you are either a boring, anonymous dink with nothing of substance to offer, or someone who quotes a boring, anonymous dink with nothing of substance to offer. In either case, if you are on this list, you no longer muck up my scenery. You've been foewned™. This list is fluid.

*flick*
cantstopthemusic
caroline
Caustic Queen
Efilnikufesin
Exitflagger
Grendel
Luminiferous
Milk-milk-lemonade
MitziDupree
MonkeyBoy
Rawkerfourtyfive
The_Alternym
TriumphTheInsultComicDog

You. Are a bleeding, gaping, weeping vagina. Poor widdle dinkless dink can't take the Sludge.

Rev. Johnny Tyler · Post by **Rev. Johnny Tyler** » Sat Jun 09, 2012 1:40 am

Sludging is fine, Bessy. Just don't bore me with that stupid, repetative shit. For example... If I followed you around the boards and after each of your posts I just added, '...said the fat ugly bitch,' would you consider me a good sludger?

You could go ahead and let it slide so as to not appear as some kind of bleeding gash, but that would be stupid and if you do that in your real life, I can see why you are such a miserable cunt and general failure at life.

Me? Just like in real life, if I don't want you around me, I snap my fingers and you're gone and my scenery is much prettier. My day is brighter. I have no anchors weighing me down, no naysayers holding me back and no annoying, repetative dinks bothering me.

Personally, just as in real life, I think anyone who DOESN'T use the scenery cleaner feature of Sludge is the fool.

MitziDupree · Post by **MitziDupree** » Sat Jun 09, 2012 4:47 am

Rev. Johnny Tyler wrote:I can't handle the truth.

Bianca · Post by **Bianca** » Sat Jun 09, 2012 8:02 am

Caustic Queen · Post by **Caustic Queen** » Sat Jun 09, 2012 9:14 am

Rev. Johnny Tyler wrote: Me? Just like in real life, if I don't want you around me, I snap my fingers and you're gone and my scenery is much prettier. My day is brighter. I have no anchors weighing me down, no naysayers holding me back and no annoying, repetative dinks bothering me.
.

MotleyMaiden · Post by **MotleyMaiden** » Sat Jun 09, 2012 10:26 am

Rev. Johnny Tyler wrote:Sludging is fine, Bessy. Just don't bore me with that stupid, repetative shit. For example... If I followed you around the boards and after each of your posts I just added, '...said the fat ugly bitch,' would you consider me a good sludger?

You could go ahead and let it slide so as to not appear as some kind of bleeding gash, but that would be stupid and if you do that in your real life, I can see why you are such a miserable cunt and general failure at life.

Me? Just like in real life, if I don't want you around me, I snap my fingers and you're gone and my scenery is much prettier. My day is brighter. I have no anchors weighing me down, no naysayers holding me back and no annoying, repetative dinks bothering me.

Personally, just as in real life, I think anyone who DOESN'T use the scenery cleaner feature of Sludge is the fool.

GreazyCapri · Post by **GreazyCapri** » Sat Jun 09, 2012 10:32 am

Caustic Queen wrote:
Rev. Johnny Tyler wrote: Me? Just like in real life, if I don't want you around me, I snap my fingers and you're gone and my scenery is much prettier. My day is brighter. I have no anchors weighing me down, no naysayers holding me back and no annoying, repetative dinks bothering me.
.

cantstopthemusic · Post by **cantstopthemusic** » Sat Jun 09, 2012 11:13 am

Rev. Johnny Tyler wrote:repetative

¿Inglés, por favor?

Rev. Johnny Tyler · Post by **Rev. Johnny Tyler** » Sat Jun 09, 2012 2:10 pm

GreazyNutz wrote:
Caustic Queen wrote:
Rev. Johnny Tyler wrote: Me? Just like in real life, if I don't want you around me, I snap my fingers and you're gone and my scenery is much prettier. My day is brighter. I have no anchors weighing me down, no naysayers holding me back and no annoying, repetative dinks bothering me.
.

Exactly!

GreazyCapri · Post by **GreazyCapri** » Fri Jun 29, 2012 6:52 am

Rev, dinky activity has been dinked in the lounge...by your Sludge Bitch of all people!!!!!
Seeing such a blatant display of infidelity makes my stomach turn.

Winter wrote:
infamous wrote:

Most definately would.

You're a good man and deserve better than this.
The punishment should be severe and swift!!
What are WE going to do about this?

I say we handle this BRAWL PARK style!

Winter · Post by **Winter** » Fri Jun 29, 2012 11:18 am

Go easy on me. Im fragile.

Rev would never do anything to hurt me. Would ya Rev?

MitziDupree · Post by **MitziDupree** » Fri Jun 29, 2012 11:48 am

I say we kill her because she doesn't know how to spell definitely.

"Definately." Rampant on Facebook. I swear to fucking god - how hard is this word to figure out? Root words, people. Root words.

MotleyMaiden · Post by **MotleyMaiden** » Sat Jun 30, 2012 1:04 pm

MitziDupree wrote:I say we kill her because she doesn't know how to spell definitely.

"Definately." Rampant on Facebook. I swear to fucking god - how hard is this word to figure out? Root words, people. Root words.

This is what happens when people grow up "hookt on fonics".

Rev. Johnny Tyler · Post by **Rev. Johnny Tyler** » Tue Jul 17, 2012 2:32 am

I just paroled Mitzi from the list for time served. I'm sure she'll be upset now that she's been institutionalized for a period and she'll probably commit some petty crimes to attempt to return to her comfort zone, but I need someone with at least half a brain and a pinch of wit out here.

Luminiferous · Post by **Luminiferous** » Tue Jul 17, 2012 3:50 am

Stupid Goodbye Thread · Tue Jul 17, 2012 6:47 am

Someone has a crush...

SeminiferousButtNoid · Tue Jul 17, 2012 12:24 pm

I honestly thought this thread was going to be about the list Rev made of hole in the wall clubs that made Lovin Kry pay to play and charged them for Pabst.

Luminiferous · Post by **Luminiferous** » Tue Jul 17, 2012 2:34 pm

SeminiferousButtNoid wrote:I honestly thought this thread was going to be about the list Rev made of hole in the wall clubs that made Lovin Kry pay to play and charged them for Pabst.

All the greats do that don't they?

SeminiferousButtNoid · Tue Jul 17, 2012 3:34 pm

Luminiferous wrote:
SeminiferousButtNoid wrote:I honestly thought this thread was going to be about the list Rev made of hole in the wall clubs that made Lovin Kry pay to play and charged them for Pabst.
All the greats do that don't they?

You're right. I think Itwalks had a Dink List as well. I wonder if Revtard and the other members of Lovin Kry used to jerk each other off in the back of the tour bus. It was out of necessity, I'm sure.

exitflagger · Post by **exitflagger** » Tue Jul 17, 2012 4:17 pm

Was it Kiss Fan that had the bashed and owned list? That's a fine example to follow. Thumbs up to revturd for having a great precursor.

MitziDupree · Post by **MitziDupree** » Tue Jul 17, 2012 6:33 pm

Grendel wrote:Mitzi, can you post this?

Rev, I promise to be good this time!

Grendel, I honestly think you mean it this time. I hear a definite note of sincerity.

*flick* · Post by ***flick*** » Tue Jul 17, 2012 8:10 pm

Grendel, you fucking pussy. I was about ready to commission a Dink Mafia banner so you could proudly fly your colors. I thought we were a brotherhood, brah.

MitziDupree · Post by **MitziDupree** » Tue Jul 17, 2012 8:12 pm

*flick* wrote:Grendel, you fucking pussy. I was about ready to commission a Dink Mafia banner so you could proudly fly your colors. I thought we were a brotherhood, brah.

I'll take the banner! (she said, desperately trying to get back on the list...)

Stupid Goodbye Thread · Wed Jul 18, 2012 11:12 am

MitziDupree wrote:
*flick* wrote:Grendel, you fucking pussy. I was about ready to commission a Dink Mafia banner so you could proudly fly your colors. I thought we were a brotherhood, brah.

I'll take the banner! (she said, desperately trying to get back on the list...)

Haha - owned!

Rev. Johnny Tyler · Post by **Rev. Johnny Tyler** » Thu Jul 19, 2012 2:41 am

Nope. You can't get back on the list. Feel free to be used as a tool by the remaining members of the dink list though. Think about the benefits... They can all get their very important messages to me through you. All the things they've been trying to say to me all this time can now be said through YOU. You are their bitch.

I am sure the things you pass on will be deep, meaningful, intelligent and important... things like, "Rev likes rape" and "Rev's daughter is fat."

Can't wait!

Missed you, baby. Welcome home.

Luminiferous · Post by **Luminiferous** » Thu Jul 19, 2012 4:28 am

So Dinky McFail believes Mitzi will fall for the old "quote everything I really WANT to read, but I can't admit to reading, because I, being the uber tough guy attempting to bring the troll on here, actually admitted to using the foe feature and if I respond, I'll look like the silly little man I am" schtick....

Caustic Queen · Post by **Caustic Queen** » Thu Jul 19, 2012 4:31 am

Luminiferous wrote:So Dinky McFail believes Mitzi will fall for the old "quote everything I really WANT to read, but I can't admit to reading, because I, being the uber tough guy attempting to bring the troll on here, actually admitted to using the foe feature and if I respond, I'll look like the silly little man I am" schtick....

Yep

Luminiferous · Post by **Luminiferous** » Thu Jul 19, 2012 9:23 am

Caustic Queen wrote:
Luminiferous wrote:So Dinky McFail believes Mitzi will fall for the old "quote everything I really WANT to read, but I can't admit to reading, because I, being the uber tough guy attempting to bring the troll on here, actually admitted to using the foe feature and if I respond, I'll look like the silly little man I am" schtick....

Yep

Devious how the analytical mind works on here...

Hey CQ? Wanna buy a potato chip that looks like the Octomom wearing Slash's top hat?

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