THIS JUST IN!!!!!!
Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2012 5:04 am
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THIS JUST IN!!!!!!
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Re: THIS JUST IN!!!!!!
Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2012 5:35 am
You're a flabby, tasteless, middle-aged man still clinging to his rock and roll fantasies by sporting Axl-esque bandanas and subjecting the world to his hairy underarms and white trash lineage by wearing a wife beater in public?
This Just In: We already knew.
We also know that you're a giant pussy because you've...OMG...FOED ME. This is hilarious because we both know that you read every one of my posts, but now that you've made your little Summer's Eve grandstand, you have to keep playing along. If you ever DID remove your "These Guys Embarass Me Because they Clown Me So Hard" list, you'd look like an even bigger pussy than you do now, which is almost unthinkable.
This Just In: We already knew.
We also know that you're a giant pussy because you've...OMG...FOED ME. This is hilarious because we both know that you read every one of my posts, but now that you've made your little Summer's Eve grandstand, you have to keep playing along. If you ever DID remove your "These Guys Embarass Me Because they Clown Me So Hard" list, you'd look like an even bigger pussy than you do now, which is almost unthinkable.
Re: THIS JUST IN!!!!!!
Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2012 5:53 am
I can't speak from personal experience but I would think a colostomy bag would work better than just keeping a trash can under your ass all the time.
It must suck to be so full of shit that it constantly leaks out the rear hatch.
It must suck to be so full of shit that it constantly leaks out the rear hatch.
Re: THIS JUST IN!!!!!!
Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2012 6:40 am
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Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2012 8:20 am
Re: THIS JUST IN!!!!!!
Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2012 10:43 am
That party looks like it's a rockin'. Did you all happen to sell hamburgers with cheese for a buck-fifty?
Re: THIS JUST IN!!!!!!
Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2012 11:11 am
Nope... Pizza though.thewonkytits wrote:That party looks like it's a rockin'. Did you all happen to sell hamburgers with cheese for a buck-fifty?
Cheese or pepperoni!
Re: THIS JUST IN!!!!!!
Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2012 2:02 pm
Are those people dancing or witnessing a rape?
Re: THIS JUST IN!!!!!!
Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2012 2:38 pm
I don't see a pool table or a Judge Judy poster so that might rule out the rape.Efilnikufesin wrote:Are those people dancing or witnessing a rape?
Re: THIS JUST IN!!!!!!
Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2012 6:35 pm
Rev. Johnny Tyler wrote:
Re: THIS JUST IN!!!!!!
Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2012 9:05 pm
Special Olympics after party. Rock on Revtard, rock on.
Re: THIS JUST IN!!!!!!
Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2012 5:39 am
Rev. Johnny Tyler wrote:
You look like that travel gnome from that website. Are you offering special all inclusive, bargain basement prices to Las Vegas?
Re: THIS JUST IN!!!!!!
Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2012 6:44 am
Haha!! I just noticed he photoshopped the trash can out from under his ass!
What a vain little girl. So much for not reading our posts.
What a vain little girl. So much for not reading our posts.
Re: THIS JUST IN!!!!!!
Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2012 7:27 am
Looks like your post touched a nerve...or a sphincter...or something. Such the huge pussy.exitflagger wrote:Haha!! I just noticed he photoshopped the trash can out from under his ass!
Of course he reads them. That's the beauty part of the corner he painted himself into. We get to clown him up one side and down the other, and he just has to take it.exitflagger wrote: So much for not reading our posts.
"Get off the dink list"? Are you out of your fucking mind? It's the best thing EVAH!!!
Re: THIS JUST IN!!!!!!
Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2012 8:54 am
Re: THIS JUST IN!!!!!!
Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2012 10:06 am
Re: THIS JUST IN!!!!!!
Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2012 11:59 am
He's now edited that photo TWICE!!! LMGDMDAO!exitflagger wrote:Haha!! I just noticed he photoshopped the trash can out from under his ass!
Re: THIS JUST IN!!!!!!
Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2012 2:10 pm
Rev. Johnny Tyler wrote:
WTF?
Re: THIS JUST IN!!!!!!
Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2012 2:49 pm
MitziDupree wrote:He's now edited that photo TWICE!!! LMGDMDAO!exitflagger wrote:Haha!! I just noticed he photoshopped the trash can out from under his ass!
He schooled and owned himself.
Re: THIS JUST IN!!!!!!
Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2012 4:20 pm
MitziDupree wrote:He's now edited that photo TWICE!!! LMGDMDAO!exitflagger wrote:Haha!! I just noticed he photoshopped the trash can out from under his ass!
Re: THIS JUST IN!!!!!!
Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2012 12:13 am
Re: THIS JUST IN!!!!!!
Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2012 4:54 am
Quoted. Add my name to the list of people who thing rape is wrong.MitziDupree wrote:You're a flabby, tasteless, middle-aged man still clinging to his rock and roll fantasies by sporting Axl-esque bandanas and subjecting the world to his hairy underarms and white trash lineage by wearing a wife beater in public?
This Just In: We already knew.
We also know that you're a giant pussy because you've...OMG...FOED ME. This is hilarious because we both know that you read every one of my posts, but now that you've made your little Summer's Eve grandstand, you have to keep playing along. If you ever DID remove your "These Guys Embarass Me Because they Clown Me So Hard" list, you'd look like an even bigger pussy than you do now, which is almost unthinkable.
Re: THIS JUST IN!!!!!!
Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2012 6:02 am
Lookin good Rev!
Re: THIS JUST IN!!!!!!
Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2012 6:26 am
So be it. It is done. I THING you are a perfect candidate for any dink list.MonkeyBoy wrote:Quoted. Add my name to the list of people who thing rape is wrong.
Feelin' good, Winter!Winter wrote:Lookin good Rev!
Re: THIS JUST IN!!!!!!
Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2012 6:32 am
Winter wrote:Lookin good Rev!
Compared to WHAT?? A 6 day old corpse in the desert? And what the hell is that black spot on his crotch??
Re: THIS JUST IN!!!!!!
Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2012 6:55 am
MotleyMaiden wrote:I was totally looking at Rev's crotch!
Re: THIS JUST IN!!!!!!
Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2012 7:26 am
Rev. Johnny Tyler wrote:MotleyMaiden wrote:I was totally looking at Rev's crotch!
Yeah. Because that big black spot looks like you have been rubbing your dirty, greasy hands all over your white shorts is really hard too miss. Or maybe Winter used her man paws to rub all over you before the show. Either way, if you are going to perform, you should at least do so in CLEAN clothes.
I would normally in cases like this feel the need to pour bleach in my eyes to get the horrifying visual out of having looked at your crotch but it does appear that you really do have a wee willy winker that really can't cause all that much damage. In fact, it almost appears to be an innie. It makes me kinda of pity you really.
Re: THIS JUST IN!!!!!!
Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2012 8:02 am
Whatever, baby.
This Polish boy just smirks at you.
This Polish boy just smirks at you.
Re: THIS JUST IN!!!!!!
Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2012 8:13 am
Do you really THING so?Rev. Johnny Tyler wrote: So be it. It is done. I THING you are a perfect candidate for any dink list.
Re: THIS JUST IN!!!!!!
Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2012 8:19 am
A little Polish boy with dirty clothes and small wiener. How unoriginal. Even your obsession with your Harley Davidson to try and make yourself feel more like a man just feeds the stereotype. You talk about other people on here being boring but damn dude, you are a walking cliche.