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I checked.
That is ALL WOMAN right there!

Did you get a gander at those monolithic wham danglers on that scrumptious 117 lb frame?

Her body is a wonderland.

Rev. Johnny Tyler wrote:Her body is a wonderland.

Rev. Johnny Tyler wrote:Her body is a wonderland.

Sludge really motivates you to canvass the Interwebs for the best vomiting GIFs.

Dear Rev,

Seems like you started a thread championing an unpopular female Sludger once before. I also seem to recall that it didn't work out too well, causing said Sludger to trot out of here with a bad case of founder. Of course, I could be mistaken - my memory is fogged by some sort of noxious yellow smoke.

So - what do you have against Winter? Obviously, the tide has turned in your relationship. Dish!

Rev. Johnny Tyler wrote:Her body is a wonderland.

I knew you'd get that ass sooner or later.
Did she gobble the goo?

Rev. Johnny Tyler wrote:I checked.
That is ALL WOMAN right there!

I call bullshit!

Do you have the PM's to prove it?

MitziDupree wrote:Dear Rev,

I also seem to recall that it didn't work out too well, causing said Sludger to trot out of here with a bad case of founder.

I once got the trots after I bought a bad case of flounder.

Rev. Johnny Tyler wrote:Her body is a wonderland.

Damn right it is!

Ham Stroker's Ejacula wrote:Did you get a gander at those monolithic wham danglers on that scrumptious 117 lb frame?

He most certainly did.

He's my love muffin!

Rev. Johnny Tyler wrote:Winter Is NOTA Man!

Rev. Johnny Tyler wrote:That is ALLWO MAN right there!

So, which man is she?

Facedown wrote:

Rev. Johnny Tyler wrote:Winter Is NOTA Man!

Rev. Johnny Tyler wrote:That is ALLWO MAN right there!

So, which man is she?

You answered your own question.

YEAH YEAH! Dude looks lika a scabie.....

Cupped them? Sounds more like he swallowed them like a mouthful of steak and lobster..
So with Dinky McFail's relegating anyone who even acknowledged and replied to his droll posts (yes laughter and ownage is a reply) to his "dink foe list", I guess he's going to try and jump on the GreazyCapri schtick?

How original..

Hey maybe Winter can start typing her uninspired lovelorn responses to him in yellow?

Winter wrote:

Facedown wrote:

Rev. Johnny Tyler wrote:Winter Is NOTA Man!

Rev. Johnny Tyler wrote:That is ALLWO MAN right there!

So, which man is she?

You answered your own question.

Oops, meant which man iss he?

Rev, would you let me grasp your cock and guide it into Winter's tight, wet pussy? I could even turn my head if you'd like. I hope I'm not coming across as a dink or a homosexual. I just think it'd be a great honor.

Thanks Greez, but it already knows the way.

...But if you could tell me how to get to Sesame Street, that would be cool' cuz I still can't get there.

Oh Rev dahling....where art thou my love?

Really?

Nobody wants to see you snail trailing up the Boards with your insipid banter with r-tard.

Honestly.

I'ts less gross when Greezy does it.

You fucking Mancow.

Winter, don't give them any more info.

Heh, I wont. No one need to know about our little escapade. Shhhhhh.....

We can hint though right?

Efilnikufesin wrote:YEAH YEAH! Dude looks lika a scabie.....

http://youtu.be/nf0oXY4nDxE

Winter wrote:Heh, I wont. No one need to know about our little escapade. Shhhhhh.....

We can hint though right?

All I'll say is, "nice meeting you" and leave it at that. You should too.

Hey Winter how does your Husband feel about the Rev-Tard touching yer nuts?

Rev. Johnny Tyler wrote:

Winter wrote:Heh, I wont. No one need to know about our little escapade. Shhhhhh.....

We can hint though right?

All I'll say is, "nice meeting you" and leave it at that. You should too.

Translation: Yeah if this were all true we could have done this via pm, but since my schtick is gathering about as much attention as a Steve Plunkett guitar lesson, let's splatter the board with flirtatious innuendos and I'll pretend I only read your posts..tee hee..