What's Up, Stoner?... You sexy beast!

[Rev. Johnny Tyler]

How come you didn't come say hi?

[Stoner]

Rev, I've been back for months as Stupid Goodbye Thread and have addressed you directly on several occasions. I even thanked you on your thread where you (rightfully) praised my wit. As usual, you were too busy trying to suck your own junkyard cock to realize what everyone else on the board has known for months.

There's your bone, bitch.

You're welcome.

[Rev. Johnny Tyler]

Cool.

I do think you are witty though. Always have. Top wit on the board followed by Mitzi, really.

Glad you are back (as Stoner). I'm proud of you! For real! This is a big step for you.

[Stoner]

How do you unmask someone who has posted their pictures and details of their life here for 8 years? Is willful ignorance your new schtick or are you really that fucking unaware of anything that isn't trapped in the curds of your smegma?

Regardless, thank you for continuing to endorse my brand, even if it does come across as needy and sycophantic. I do apologize for not fucking you in the ass with bold green font earlier, but much like gang rape in a biker bar, it's just not as fun when the bitch is begging for it.

[Rev. Johnny Tyler]

Anyway... Glad to have you back.

[Stoner]

Rev, the only thing unveiled on that blog was my Amazon Wishlist and my real name. Naturally, I was devastated that people were made aware of my penchant for postmodern noir fiction, but really - what else should I have expected after years of making fun of people's moms?

Seriously, my photos have been posted and photoshopped on this site for years - even my biggest and most bloody of ass detractors can confirm this. One of my favorites was one that Digital Requiem did of me in a sombrero with a Dirty Sanchez.

Again, I apologize that they weren't posted on the forum located in your colon, or otherwise you would have surely seen and delighted in them long before 2011.

Looking forward to our future.

Clearly.

I garner way more attention than belt buckles and Sons of Anarchy swag.

[MitziDupree]

And there I'd been, wracking my brain for what to get you as a Welcome Back gift for your Stoner nym....

[MitziDupree]

Ha ha - I posted this before I saw Heenan's "Pass the Torch" thread.


I'm horrified that my brain works on the same track as his.

[Stoner]

How do I get on the dink list?

[MitziDupree]

If you don't drool with jealousy over his house, rowboat, minivan, garage sale-hopping vacations, shitty cover band, Judge Judy connections, burgeoning e-bay business, or his mom's tramp stamp, you're pretty much a shoe-in.

Oh - you can also quote Exitflagger. That one works like a charm.

But be warned: Once you're on the dink list, kiss the Prince of Posessions goodbye, because then he never, never, ever reads your posts. No, really, He doesn't.

[Efilnikufesin]

Why is it a 55 year old man can only come up with making fun of peoples teeth as an insult?

What a stupid doo-doo head.

[Bourbon Cowboy]

Then you've known for months that I know you are a fat slob with nasty teeth, a shit life and serious financial difficulties?

Wow! Did you really just call a girl a name from behind a shield, you big tough man, you?

Here's another thing we know about you even though you hide... You're a pussy.

What's next? Gonna don a Disney suit and go trollin' fer toddlers to offend?

[Luminiferous]

If you don't drool with jealousy over his house, rowboat, minivan, garage sale-hopping vacations, shitty cover band, Judge Judy connections, burgeoning e-bay business, or his mom's tramp stamp, you're pretty much a shoe-in.

Oh - you can also quote Exitflagger. That one works like a charm.

But be warned: Once you're on the dink list, kiss the Prince of Posessions goodbye, because then he never, never, ever reads your posts. No, really, He doesn't.

[*flick*]

Quote me. You heard it hear first, he's trying to weasel into Winter's granny panties just like he did with TMC's. Rev may eat steak and lobster, but he chases ditch pig women.

[Rev. Johnny Tyler]

[Bourbon Cowboy]

So there is a difference in your 'Behind the mask' and 'Behind the shield?'

Oh do tell.

[Rev. Johnny Tyler]

How do I get on the dink list?

"Stoner" cannot get on the Dink List now because there are prerequisites and one of them is that you have to be an anonymous dink that hurls insults at others (or aids in releasing info about the real lives of others) while never coming out from behind the shield of anonymity.

You can still get your alternyms on the list if they aren't already, but "Stoners" mask is off so no dink list for her. Like I said to Mitzi... Feel free to be a conduit, nay... A tool for the members of the dink list if you please. Copy and paste "Rev loves rape" 10,000 times if it tickles your fancy. Still no dink list for you.

[Rev. Johnny Tyler]

Once you're on the dink list, kiss the Prince of Posessions goodbye, because then he never, never, ever reads your posts. No, really, He doesn't.

He also never, never, ever responds to your posts. No. Really. He doesn't.

[Stoner]

Still no dink list for you.

[SeminiferousButtNoid]

Rev loves rape

I knew it.

[Luminiferous]

Wasn't Rev recently bitching about a "negative Sludge experience?"

Hence why he created his 'dink list'

He's become the Nikki 'ItWalksAmongus' Sixx of Metal Sludge..

Both are well known internet negative agenda shunners..

[*flick*]

Wow Rape-n-Rev totally wants a menage a trois with Stoner and Mitzi. Wet yet ladies?

[*flick*]

Something tells me that Rev's choppers are not exactly sparkle brite. Fool has cheetah teeth most definitely.

Rev possesses an off white set of dentures so cut him some slack. Its hard to keep them sparkling white when a guy's chomping on steak and lobster all day.

[Efilnikufesin]

Something tells me that Rev's choppers are not exactly sparkle brite. Fool has cheetah teeth most definitely.

I hope someone ass rapes him with a tube of Crest...

[*flick*]

Music for a threeway:


Edited due to the Rev reading Dink List Member's posts in violation of his own rules and switching out the picture previously linked to.

Which was this pic, at least until he changes it again...

Yeah he read a Dink List post again...

Suck it Rev...

[thats_what_she_said]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5MZJGHO-lGM&feature=plcp

[MitziDupree]

Wow Rape-n-Rev totally wants a menage a trois with Stoner and Mitzi. Wet yet ladies?

You hate me so much.

[arnoldsludgenator]

How come you didn't come say hi?

Did you lose that tooth yet?

She's a liar. She was in charge of the Burger King drive thru for community service. This for not paying her traffic tickets after the cop turned down her fat slob BJ. Burger King finally fired her heifer ass after she kept eating all the french fries and happy meals. The cash drawer kept coming up short and never matched the fry inventory at reconciliation report at the end of her moo moo shift. Nobody else wanted her drama so she came crawling back here licking Stevie's ball sack.

[Stoner]

I probably should have just sent him my income tax check.

[*flick*]

Ah Rev, I knew you still read my posts. You changed my hotlink as soon as you read the reply in this thread. Smoochies assmunch.