JOHN SIMON RITCHIE

TawnyVonJagger · Post by **TawnyVonJagger** » Wed Aug 28, 2013 8:21 pm

Psycho Hose Beast went off her meds again.

*waits for the OMG TVJ IS FAT AND UGLEEEEEEEEE rants*

To keep on the original topic...JSR is a degenerate tit licker.

WhiteHouseSubsAC · Post by **WhiteHouseSubsAC** » Wed Aug 28, 2013 8:29 pm

I would bang Grendel like a botfly larva burrowing into soft flesh. Or something.

Turner Coates · Post by **Turner Coates** » Wed Aug 28, 2013 11:45 pm

You GO girl!

John Simon Ritchie · Post by **John Simon Ritchie** » Thu Aug 29, 2013 5:10 am

TawnyVonJagger wrote:Psycho Hose Beast went off her meds again.

*waits for the OMG TVJ IS FAT AND UGLEEEEEEEEE rants*

To keep on the original topic...JSR is a degenerate tit licker.

Thank you.

nycrue · Post by **nycrue** » Thu Aug 29, 2013 10:56 am

Grendel wrote:
nycrue wrote:
Grendel wrote: Dollars to donuts 99% of the male sludgers would choose me over your flea-bitten hide.
Wow, you said a mouthful... and you are PROUD of that? take on the cum guzzling parade of these Sludgers! They can have you!
Cuz they are all God's gift to women! You can have them! all of them! double fist them!
And that fucking dress looks like it was stolen off some poor grandmother's apron.

Oh, I am SIMPLY crying into one of my MANY Hermès scarves after that sick burn....

And admit it...you are jealous of the dress. It's simply miles above the potato sacks you put on when you make your weekly visits to the free clinic...

Ease up on the bon-bons and you too can get a rich man - not those skeevy pervs you troll for on Craigslist.

Ta Ta, darling!

Are you claiming you have a rich man? IF you did you would not spend your hours on Sludge attacking me. You want the 99% of men on Sludge? You really want their dick? You think they are attracted to you? Ok... You can have Pee13 and ItwalksBoyfriend for starters... they probably think you are special and pretty. You know damn well that dress is something you picked up at the local Goodwill store for a quarter.

Bon-Bons?? really? that's so pathetic. I'm yawning.

nycrue · Post by **nycrue** » Thu Aug 29, 2013 10:58 am

Wheresthestagemanager? wrote:
nycrue wrote:
Grendel wrote: Dollars to donuts 99% of the male sludgers would choose me over your flea-bitten hide.
Wow, you said a mouthful... and you are PROUD of that? take on the cum guzzling parade of these Sludgers! They can have you!
Cuz they are all God's gift to women! You can have them! all of them! double fist them!
And that fucking dress looks like it was stolen off some poor grandmother's apron.

Are you jealous because Grendel once dated Tommy Lee?

Is that true? Wow, yeah now Grendelcunt has got the Hep C too?? Lucky HER! lol!!!

nycrue · Post by **nycrue** » Thu Aug 29, 2013 11:00 am

Grendel wrote:When was the last time you got some quality dick?

Why in the flying fuck is that any of your business. and only a person so OBSESSED with lil me would care... LOL.

Um, you never answered about your RICH man. You are answering questions with a question. Rule #1 of a pathological crazy fugly dressed bitch.

John Simon Ritchie · Post by **John Simon Ritchie** » Thu Aug 29, 2013 11:15 am

nycrue wrote:
Grendel wrote:When was the last time you got some quality dick?
Why in the flying fuck is that any of your business. and only a person so OBSESSED with lil me would care... LOL.

Um, you never answered about your RICH man. You are answering questions with a question. Rule #1 of a pathological crazy fugly dressed bitch.

Um, can we get back to me (Re: JOHN SIMON RITCHIE)? I'm going to be really hurt if I see Grendel in your sig next.

LouDoo · Post by **LouDoo** » Thu Aug 29, 2013 11:17 am

John Simon Ritchie wrote:
nycrue wrote:
Grendel wrote:When was the last time you got some quality dick?
Why in the flying fuck is that any of your business. and only a person so OBSESSED with lil me would care... LOL.

Um, you never answered about your RICH man. You are answering questions with a question. Rule #1 of a pathological crazy fugly dressed bitch.

Um, can we get back to me? I'm going to be really hurt if I see Grendel in your sig next.

I'll help you out.

When was the last time you got some quality dick?

Hollywood's Burning · Thu Aug 29, 2013 12:01 pm

Having now seen pics of them both, I can say with 100% honesty:

Grendel looks pretty damn good.

nycrue really doesn't.

LouDoo · Post by **LouDoo** » Thu Aug 29, 2013 12:14 pm

Hollywood's Burning · Thu Aug 29, 2013 12:17 pm

But nycrue is more manly.

Turner Coates · Post by **Turner Coates** » Thu Aug 29, 2013 12:18 pm

nycrue is a MAN?
Wow. Go figure.

LouDoo · Post by **LouDoo** » Thu Aug 29, 2013 12:29 pm

Nah, she just has an incredibly oversized clit.

Hollywood's Burning · Thu Aug 29, 2013 12:31 pm

The thing in the middle of her forehead is a cock though.

*flick* · Post by ***flick*** » Thu Aug 29, 2013 7:51 pm

Ah, I know who this crazy whore is now, nycrue used to stalk one of my many names years ago when she had a different user name. BITCH WAS FUCKING CRAZY! And she obviously still is.

Turner Coates · Post by **Turner Coates** » Thu Aug 29, 2013 8:02 pm

TawnyVonJagger · Post by **TawnyVonJagger** » Thu Aug 29, 2013 8:08 pm

*flick* wrote:Ah, I know who this crazy whore is now, nycrue used to stalk one of my many names years ago when she had a different user name. BITCH WAS FUCKING CRAZY! And she obviously still is.

Hollywood Rose, amirite?

Also, JSR's sig is the best sig in the history of Sludge sigs. True story.

*flick* · Post by ***flick*** » Thu Aug 29, 2013 8:34 pm

TawnyVonJagger wrote:
*flick* wrote:Ah, I know who this crazy whore is now, nycrue used to stalk one of my many names years ago when she had a different user name. BITCH WAS FUCKING CRAZY! And she obviously still is.
Hollywood Rose, amirite?

Also, JSR's sig is the best sig in the history of Sludge sigs. True story.

She'd even start frothing at the mouth and use her own name in PM's. Is she a heavy substance abuser or just fucking crazy???

Turner Coates · Post by **Turner Coates** » Thu Aug 29, 2013 8:39 pm

*flick* · Post by ***flick*** » Thu Aug 29, 2013 9:21 pm

Grendel wrote:
Wheresthestagemanager? wrote:
That's probably what nycrue's clothing really looks like!

P.S. Someone PM'ed me and told me that in real life Hollywood Rose once blew not one, but two Firehouse roadies in an attempt to get backstage with the band. The beasts of burden both blew their loads and had the crazy nincompoop thrown out of the venue. Better luck next time toots!

P.S.S. nycrue - I wore my new Louboutins to Ghostbar tonight. I looked fabulous! For a moment I thought about the crusty gnarled hooves nycrue shoves into those tired SASes. *shudders*

Back in the day she was in the old chat room telling about the time she was forcing herself on the bass player of a local cover band (Bass player, WTF? Cover band, even bigger WTF?) and got invited backstage. Backstage happened to be the shitty RV with a small gear trailer hitched to it that the band travelled in and most of the time lived in. To make a long story short she let the guy go bareback ass to mouth on her while the rest of the band and assorted hags sat around on the RV smoking and drinking. Stay classy baby, I barf a little in my mouth whenever I think of it.

Turner Coates · Post by **Turner Coates** » Thu Aug 29, 2013 9:30 pm

*flick* wrote:Back in the day she was in the old chat room telling about the time she was forcing herself on the bass player of a local cover band (Bass player, WTF? Cover band, even bigger WTF?) and got invited backstage. Backstage happened to be the shitty RV with a small gear trailer hitched to it that the band travelled in and most of the time lived in. To make a long story short she let the guy go bareback ass to mouth on her while the rest of the band and assorted hags sat around on the RV smoking and drinking.

TawnyVonJagger · Post by **TawnyVonJagger** » Thu Aug 29, 2013 9:40 pm

nycrue wrote:
Grendel wrote:When was the last time you got some quality dick?
Why in the flying fuck is that any of your business. and only a person so OBSESSED with lil me would care... LOL.

So, that would be never. Duly noted. Maybe that's why your googly eyes pop out so far. Frustrating, indeed!

Turner Coates · Post by **Turner Coates** » Fri Aug 30, 2013 11:22 pm

LFI · Post by **LFI** » Sat Aug 31, 2013 9:29 am

nycrue wrote:99% of women on here are fat porker bitches. I saw them on several other sites. I know what they look like. Just like leppardfaniowa!

Looks like crazy eyes hasn't posted since I posted my pic. Sorry I chased off the entertainment!

WhiteHouseSubsAC · Post by **WhiteHouseSubsAC** » Sat Aug 31, 2013 10:28 am

She blew TWO Firehouse roadies? It doesn't get more bottom of the barrel than that.

Being a roadie for Firehouse I mean.

TawnyVonJagger · Post by **TawnyVonJagger** » Sat Aug 31, 2013 8:03 pm

Perhaps she's been Baker Acted. Funny how that happens every time she gets pounded into submission here.

And GODDAMN! She eats at a shit ton of fast food restaurants. Methinks she's a huge lard of shit by now. With buggy eyes.

*flick* · Post by ***flick*** » Sat Aug 31, 2013 8:44 pm

Wow, that was easy. She makes P13 look like Mike Tyson in his prime when it comes to an internet sparring match.

LouDoo · Post by **LouDoo** » Sun Sep 01, 2013 4:34 pm

*flick* wrote:Wow, that was easy. She makes P13 look like Mike Tyson in his prime when it comes to an internet sparring match.

If we could prove that she didn't just blow the Firehouse roadies, but gave them analingus, too, maybe she'd be gone for good.

Blue Steel · Post by **Blue Steel** » Sun Sep 01, 2013 10:51 pm

I can't believe you bullies. Do you realize the amount of teenagers who commit suicide every day because of slut shaming? So what if she's sucked off a few roadies, who hasn't? And as far as anal sex in a crowded tour bus, Grendoline, you of all people shouldn't point fingers. Also re: that picture, you know you haven't looked like that in five years. You want me to post a recent pic of you, Grendelle? I didn't think so.

And on the subject of John Simon Richie, he is a joke. He even has Sid Ferocious as his avatar, the guy couldn't even play, he was a hack. I've also heard from VERY reliable sources that he is bisexual. Now, I'm not homophobic, but pick a side you coward.

I don't know nycrue in real life but she has a consistently solid posting record: her feuds with Phil Lewis are legendary and she has pwned you all in this thread.

NYcrue, I have known Grendini for years, and know plenty of people close to John Simon Richie. PM me if you want me to dish some dirt on them (including pictures, I will not reveal their real names, you understand)

You guys are bashed and owned by nycrue and you look like fools.