Metal Sludge Gossip Board

You'd think this POS would have grown up a little over the course of five years. Or at least he could have tried to come up with new material. And he tries to pass himself off as a writer/blogger? I don't think I'll waste any time checking out his southern farting blog.

Here are some of his choice witticisms directed towards women pictured in the "Post your pic" thread:

rikirachtmanstheshit wrote:
Do you take it on the face?

[April 12, 2014]

rikirachtmanstheshit wrote: Man, she's all kindsa meaty cute. Does she take it on the face?

[Dec 09, 2011]

rikirachtmanstheshit wrote: She's a cutie and kinda a substantial lookin' girl. I'd totally let her take it on the face!

[Dec 19, 2010]

rikirachtmanstheshit wrote: Too bad that microphone ______ is holding wasn't my cock. I bet she totally takes it on the face!

[Sep 13, 2010]

rikirachtmanstheshit wrote: Does she take it on the face?

[Sep 09, 2010]

rikirachtmanstheshit wrote: _____ totally looks like she'd take it on the face but get REALLY pissed if you got it in her hair.

[Jun 16, 2009]

rikirachtmanstheshit wrote: oh yeah, i'd leave white stuff on your face any time!

[Feb 05, 2009]

I understand that your hormones would lead you to have certain thoughts about women, but don't you think it's weird to talk (even brag) about the fact you can think of women only in a sexual way? Are you really that proud of being emotionally stunted at 13 years old?

Here's what he says to the guys (and a few women) who post their pics:

rikirachtmanstheshit wrote: Your face sucks.

[Jul 06, 2011]

rikirachtmanstheshit wrote: Your face sucks.

[Mar 22, 2010]

rikirachtmanstheshit wrote: Your face sucks.

[Mar 02, 2010]

rikirachtmanstheshit wrote: Your face sucks.

[Feb 27, 2010]

rikirachtmanstheshit wrote: It's just her face that kinda creeps me out. That face could stop a Mac Truck.

[Oct 11, 2009]

rikirachtmanstheshit wrote: Damn this dude's face sucks.

[May 12, 2009]

rikirachtmanstheshit wrote: Maybe she meant to say that someone ruined her FACE. Yikes!

[Apr 14, 2009]

rikirachtmanstheshit wrote: You're face and hair sucks bro.

[Dec 05, 2008]

Above, I said he was emotionally stunted at 13. Now, I think I have to regress that back further to 11 years of age.

I don't know what's worse...his obsession with porn or his chubby-chasing schtick, which also got old five years ago.

Grendel wrote:There's something going on with his chromosomes that isn't quite right.

Like not having the proper number of them.

Beyotch_Knowles wrote:
I don't know what's worse...his obsession with porn or his chubby-chasing schtick, which also got old five years ago.

fuck u. I luagh at all his comments and I love 'em.

they are Sludgy. learn to hang. when he was Urethra Franklin and I was sludging him up for his dumb blogs, u werent there to back me.

now he comes back, slinging the sludge, and I back him, and u turn against him.

somethin's fuckin wrong with you you dumbfuckin biatch.

Heenan, first I'd like to thank you for participating in my first ever Hatas thread.

Heenan Snuka wrote:

Beyotch_Knowles wrote:
I don't know what's worse...his obsession with porn or his chubby-chasing schtick, which also got old five years ago.

fuck u. I luagh at all his comments and I love 'em.

What a glowing endorsement for him. The guy who laughs at poop jokes thinks that riki is funny. Reading one of his posts is like looking down at a brown mountain at the bottom of a toilet bowl. No wonder you're a fan.

Heenan Snuka wrote:they are Sludgy. learn to hang.

Good sludge is funny. Which is something that Riki has never been.

Heenan Snuka wrote:when he was Urethra Franklin and I was sludging him up for his dumb blogs, u werent there to back me.

Now, Urethra Franklin is an awesome nym. Unfortunately, I can't give him credit for it. For at least 10 years, I've seen another person using the nym on the Survivor Sucks board. My guess is that riki stole the idea for the nym from someone else.

Heenan Snuka wrote:now he comes back, slinging the sludge, and I back him, and u turn against him. somethin's fuckin wrong with you you dumbfuckin biatch.

It's Beyotch, not biatch.

The least welcome comeback in Sludge history.

"Hey baby, ride the Rik Stik LOLOLOLOL". Get the fuck out of here with that shit. Take your 8th grade beard and T Rex arms and piss off.

Gritt wrote:

Grendel wrote:There's something going on with his chromosomes that isn't quite right.

Like not having the proper number of them.

Sometimes more is not better.

The reason he's a 'chubby chaser' is that he's ugly as hell. He doesn't have a choice,so he's embraced it. More power to him.

As far as his 'sludging' goes, he said, himself, that he was bullied, so he comes on here and makes fun of people, writing it off as 'sludging' . Well that's fucking lame. There's a difference between busting someone's balls and making fun of them. Making fun of people isn't cool, and I'm guessing that in doing so he's purging the years of abuse he encountered.

Perfect example in the Post a Pic thread:

rikirachtmanstheshit wrote:

sin wrote:

Babydoll wrote:Me being "meh"

Wow perfect example of a soccer mom!

More like the perfect example of a soccer ball as in I'd love to kick her fucking head into a net.

WTF is that all about? What an asshole.

I don't know what the hell happened, if he got a personality transplant or what, but I don't remember him being this prickish.

have u ever had situational sex end on ur face?

So his excuse for actling like a dick, is that he was bullied? A lot of people are bullied, but by the time they're adults, they grew up and got over it. As should he instead of actling like an emotionally stunned child.

No, he doesn't have an excuse, he mentioned being bullied sort of in passing in another thread. That's just my interpretation of why he's like this, which isn't to give an excuse, just an observation.

Perhaps he's 'like this' because he's posting on Metal Sludge, a place that used to be famous for such make funnery. Understandable that some people would be offended/not amused with the 'sludging' considering Today's Sludge, but... what does he have to lose? It's pretty obvious he's aware of how traditionally ugly he is. How often is he sincerely complimented? Right. Fortunately, he's very occasionally amusing, which is more than can be said of most posters nowadays.

Mikky_Five wrote:. . . Fortunately, he's very occasionally amusing, which is more than can be said of most posters nowadays.

He was amusing just one time. That was when he parodied HMJ's topless muscle flex pose. I can think of no other times when he was funny.

Mikky_Five wrote:Perhaps he's 'like this' because he's posting on Metal Sludge, a place that used to be famous for such make funnery. Understandable that some people would be offended/not amused with the 'sludging' considering Today's Sludge, but... what does he have to lose? It's pretty obvious he's aware of how traditionally ugly he is. How often is he sincerely complimented? Right. Fortunately, he's very occasionally amusing, which is more than can be said of most posters nowadays.

Do you like it on the face?

Mikky_Five wrote:Perhaps he's 'like this' because he's posting on Metal Sludge, a place that used to be famous for such make funnery. Understandable that some people would be offended/not amused with the 'sludging' considering Today's Sludge, but... what does he have to lose? It's pretty obvious he's aware of how traditionally ugly he is. How often is he sincerely complimented? Right. Fortunately, he's very occasionally amusing, which is more than can be said of most posters nowadays.

He's like this because he's a dick. Telling someone you want to kick their head into a net is not the least bit amusing and it's not just "Sludging." If you find that funny, you've got a fucked up sense of humor.

Mikky_Five wrote:Perhaps he's 'like this' because he's posting on Metal Sludge, a place that used to be famous for such make funnery. Understandable that some people would be offended/not amused with the 'sludging' considering Today's Sludge, but... what does he have to lose? It's pretty obvious he's aware of how traditionally ugly he is. How often is he sincerely complimented? Right. Fortunately, he's very occasionally amusing, which is more than can be said of most posters nowadays.

I wasn't around for Old Sludge but it does seem like a dozen people telling you you're amazingly gorgeous to a couple dudes calling you a pig is a pretty good trade-off, internet-wise. It's downright cuddly compared to most sites.

Heenan Snuka wrote:they are Sludgy. learn to hang.

Where's your Sludginess, fool? I mean, goddamn, you offer nothing more than laughing faces and inquiries about people's bowel movements. When's the last time you really got into it and talked some shit? Like, NEVER? Not with usernames that are actually active, anyway. You do throw some big and bad "fuck u" at people that never post.

You just make everyone else do the heavy lifting. You ask weird questions and inevitably, one of these poor sons-a-bitches has a story.

I mean, if you wanted to get REAL "Sludgy" you'd admit what your username was before you got banned. Pre-schtick.

Now you're going to cry because someone got "Sludgy" with you. You suck and now that Nu-Sludge forbids death wishes I can only wish a healthy and happy Christmas, sir.

Nice!

This is awesome! I thought this was metal sludge. Not a fucking Joel Olsteen Messageboard. You people need to get some fucking balls. It's actually pretty fucking hilarious.

rikirachtmanstheshit wrote:This is awesome! I thought this was metal sludge. Not a fucking Joel Olsteen Messageboard. You people need to get some fucking balls. It's actually pretty fucking hilarious.

People come here for news about hair metal, chitchat, photoshops, and occasional flamewars. But for whatever reason, you keep foisting on us this image of yourself jacking off all over your ever-skinnier belly as you leer at your computer screen.

If you like someone's picture, why not just compliment him or her by stating that (s)he looks pretty/cute/hot. Why is it so important for you to share your body functions with us? You and Heenan should hook up for a double act. ("Have u ever come on a mannequin? Did u dress the mannequin up in sexy lingerie first? Did the mannequin take it on the face? Did u come on the mannequin's wig? Did u wear the wig back to your car? Did a security guard catch u?")

Say something smart or funny. At least TRY. If only creativity would come shooting out of your balls after a few minutes of your vigorously tugging your shlong. Then I would buy you lotion and kleen-exes and have them delivered to you.

Beyotch_Knowles wrote:

rikirachtmanstheshit wrote:This is awesome! I thought this was metal sludge. Not a fucking Joel Olsteen Messageboard. You people need to get some fucking balls. It's actually pretty fucking hilarious.

People come here for news about hair metal, chitchat, photoshops, and occasional flamewars. But for whatever reason, you keep foisting on us this image of yourself jacking off all over your ever-skinnier belly as you leer at your computer screen.

If you like someone's picture, why not just compliment him or her by stating that (s)he looks pretty/cute/hot. Why is it so important for you to share your body functions with us? You and Heenan should hook up for a double act. ("Have u ever come on a mannequin? Did u dress the mannequin up in sexy lingerie first? Did the mannequin take it on the face? Did u come on the mannequin's wig? Did u wear the wig back to your car? Did a security guard catch u?")

Say something smart or funny. At least TRY. If only creativity would come shooting out of your balls after a few minutes of your vigorously tugging your shlong. Then I would buy you lotion and kleen-exes and have them delivered to you.

this is Metal sludge, where we been actin' like dicks since 1998.

The difference is that you and Riki haven't been funny in that time period. At all. You both fucking suck.

WhiteHouseSubsAC wrote:The difference is that you and Riki haven't been funny in that time period. At all. You both fucking suck.

The prosecution rests.