Is Zombie truly retarded....I know he's gay....but retarted?

DemonFilth2001 · Post by **DemonFilth2001** » Thu Nov 13, 2014 7:08 pm

Somehow I just recently picked up on this loon. Sorta skipped his posts because they seemed like they were written by an 8 year old. Now....I am reading everything I can on here in regards to this nut.

Do you truly think he's "special needs?" Or is just socially disturbed?

Turner Coates · Post by **Turner Coates** » Thu Nov 13, 2014 7:17 pm

He's just grumpy.

WyldOrchid5150 · Post by **WyldOrchid5150** » Thu Nov 13, 2014 7:27 pm

And a minor drinking issue.

Chip Z'Hoy · Post by **Chip Z'Hoy** » Thu Nov 13, 2014 8:07 pm

Not at all retarded. He has a fairly comprehensive grasp on rock music and a spookily encyclopedic knowledge of hairy-bush porn. If I had to guess, it's mild Aspergers, which would explain the very specific interests and the episodes of total lead-pipe rage.

There are tons of people here who I'm guessing would be classified as legally retarded--like an IQ of 70 or below--but not Zom. He's just a little goofy.

panteraman319 · Post by **panteraman319** » Thu Nov 13, 2014 8:32 pm

Wheresthestagemanager? wrote:He's just grumpy.

He's missing Brandon

Turner Coates · Post by **Turner Coates** » Thu Nov 13, 2014 8:37 pm

Whatever the deal is, I hope no one is stupid enough to think that his red-ish hair has anything to do with it.

DemonFilth2001 · Post by **DemonFilth2001** » Thu Nov 13, 2014 9:26 pm

Gay + aspergers + ginger = dangerous combo.

DemonFilth2001 · Post by **DemonFilth2001** » Fri Nov 14, 2014 5:39 am

Grendel wrote:He is probably the most heterosexual sludge poster there is.

Well, he certainly likes to remind us of that.

WhiteHouseSubsAC · Post by **WhiteHouseSubsAC** » Fri Nov 14, 2014 6:46 am

"retarted"?

DemonFilth2001 · Post by **DemonFilth2001** » Fri Nov 14, 2014 7:16 am

WhiteHouseSubsAC wrote:"retarted"?

Yeah. I know. Irony.

LouDoo · Post by **LouDoo** » Fri Nov 14, 2014 7:56 am

HMZ gets a lot of shit, but he's a legend. He could deflect a lot of it if he'd learn to just let it go, but he doesn't, and like Chip said, regarding topics he's interested in, he's an encyclopedia.

This board is definitely better off with him around.

MurrayFiend · Post by **MurrayFiend** » Fri Nov 14, 2014 8:43 am

Grendel wrote:He is probably the most heterosexual sludge poster there is.

WhiteHouseSubsAC · Post by **WhiteHouseSubsAC** » Fri Nov 14, 2014 11:15 am

DemonFilth2001 wrote:
WhiteHouseSubsAC wrote:"retarted"?
Yeah. I know. Irony.

That comment redeems you. Carry on with the HMZ discussion.

MurrayFiend · Post by **MurrayFiend** » Fri Nov 14, 2014 11:25 am

I'd like to know the names on Zombie's foed list as it stands.

Turner Coates · Post by **Turner Coates** » Fri Nov 14, 2014 12:41 pm

MurrayFiend wrote:I'd like to know the names on Zombie's foed list as it stands.

That's a revolving door.....depending on who pisses him off at any given moment.

Turner Coates · Post by **Turner Coates** » Fri Nov 14, 2014 12:50 pm

DemonFilth2001 wrote:
WhiteHouseSubsAC wrote:"retarted"?
Yeah. I know. Irony.

Hee! HMZ owned you without even posting in this thread.
Amazing.

LouDoo · Post by **LouDoo** » Fri Nov 14, 2014 12:59 pm

Wheresthestagemanager? wrote:
DemonFilth2001 wrote:
WhiteHouseSubsAC wrote:"retarted"?
Yeah. I know. Irony.
Hee! HMZ owned you without even posting in this thread.
Amazing.

His powers are far reaching.

Turner Coates · Post by **Turner Coates** » Fri Nov 14, 2014 1:21 pm

LouDoo wrote:
Wheresthestagemanager? wrote:
His powers are far reaching.

That comes from lots of practice...reaching far under his mattress for porn mags.

DemonFilth2001 · Post by **DemonFilth2001** » Fri Nov 14, 2014 2:39 pm

Wheresthestagemanager? wrote:
DemonFilth2001 wrote:
WhiteHouseSubsAC wrote:"retarted"?
Yeah. I know. Irony.
Hee! HMZ owned you without even posting in this thread.
Amazing.

Guess that's better than him caving my skull in with a lead pipe.

LouDoo · Post by **LouDoo** » Fri Nov 14, 2014 2:45 pm

Lead pipes are for amateurs. HMZ is strictly a bat and three hole punch guy.

Bourbon Cowboy · Post by **Bourbon Cowboy** » Sat Nov 15, 2014 9:51 am

Maybe it's just me, but I've noticed the little guy seems to have a mommy/ sexy aunt fetish with his obsession with older porn stars and his attempts to swoon them with his comments.

Doubt his mommy knows about his endless perusing of vintage porn and following old porn stars on Facebook and his comments and expertise in the subject.

I wonder what mommy is ever suspicious of the never ending loads of stiff socks and gloves in the laundry?

Turner Coates · Post by **Turner Coates** » Sat Nov 15, 2014 1:31 pm

KAOS · Post by **KAOS** » Sun Nov 16, 2014 10:45 pm

LouDoo wrote:HMZ gets a lot of shit, but he's a legend. He could deflect a lot of it if he'd learn to just let it go, but he doesn't, and like Chip said, regarding topics he's interested in, he's an encyclopedia.

This board is definitely better off with him around.

I think he's great and that he should parlay his online fame into making himself money. Start recording music and selling it online and write goofy books people can download. Everyone would buy just to listen and see what he has to say. Maybe start selling custom made and autographed three hole punches with grips for using them as a weapon...

LouDoo · Post by **LouDoo** » Mon Nov 17, 2014 7:13 am

KAOS wrote:
LouDoo wrote:HMZ gets a lot of shit, but he's a legend. He could deflect a lot of it if he'd learn to just let it go, but he doesn't, and like Chip said, regarding topics he's interested in, he's an encyclopedia.

This board is definitely better off with him around.
I think he's great and that he should parlay his online fame into making himself money. Start recording music and selling it online and write goofy books people can download. Everyone would buy just to listen and see what he has to say. Maybe start selling custom made and autographed three hole punches with grips for using them as a weapon...

He could have a career similar to Wesley Willis'. Except for the whole dying part.

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