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Is Zombie truly retarded....I know he's gay....but retarted?
Posted: Thu Nov 13, 2014 7:08 pm
by DemonFilth2001
Somehow I just recently picked up on this loon. Sorta skipped his posts because they seemed like they were written by an 8 year old. Now....I am reading everything I can on here in regards to this nut.
Do you truly think he's "special needs?" Or is just socially disturbed?
Re: Is Zombie truly retarded....I know he's gay....but retar
Posted: Thu Nov 13, 2014 7:17 pm
by Turner Coates
He's just grumpy.
Re: Is Zombie truly retarded....I know he's gay....but retar
Posted: Thu Nov 13, 2014 7:27 pm
by WyldOrchid5150
And a minor drinking issue.
Re: Is Zombie truly retarded....I know he's gay....but retar
Posted: Thu Nov 13, 2014 8:07 pm
by Chip Z'Hoy
Not at all retarded. He has a fairly comprehensive grasp on rock music and a spookily encyclopedic knowledge of hairy-bush porn. If I had to guess, it's mild Aspergers, which would explain the very specific interests and the episodes of total lead-pipe rage.
There are tons of people here who I'm guessing would be classified as legally retarded--like an IQ of 70 or below--but not Zom. He's just a little goofy.
Re: Is Zombie truly retarded....I know he's gay....but retar
Posted: Thu Nov 13, 2014 8:32 pm
by panteraman319
Wheresthestagemanager? wrote:He's just grumpy.
He's missing Brandon
Re: Is Zombie truly retarded....I know he's gay....but retar
Posted: Thu Nov 13, 2014 8:37 pm
by Turner Coates
Whatever the deal is, I hope no one is stupid enough to think that his red-ish hair has anything to do with it.
Re: Is Zombie truly retarded....I know he's gay....but retar
Posted: Thu Nov 13, 2014 9:26 pm
by DemonFilth2001
Gay + aspergers + ginger = dangerous combo.
Re: Is Zombie truly retarded....I know he's gay....but retar
Posted: Fri Nov 14, 2014 5:39 am
by DemonFilth2001
Grendel wrote:He is probably the most heterosexual sludge poster there is.
Well, he certainly likes to remind us of that.
Re: Is Zombie truly retarded....I know he's gay....but retar
Posted: Fri Nov 14, 2014 6:46 am
by WhiteHouseSubsAC
"retarted"?
Re: Is Zombie truly retarded....I know he's gay....but retar
Posted: Fri Nov 14, 2014 7:16 am
by DemonFilth2001
WhiteHouseSubsAC wrote:"retarted"?
Yeah. I know. Irony.
Re: Is Zombie truly retarded....I know he's gay....but retar
Posted: Fri Nov 14, 2014 7:56 am
by LouDoo
HMZ gets a lot of shit, but he's a legend. He could deflect a lot of it if he'd learn to just let it go, but he doesn't, and like Chip said, regarding topics he's interested in, he's an encyclopedia.
This board is definitely better off with him around.
Re: Is Zombie truly retarded....I know he's gay....but retar
Posted: Fri Nov 14, 2014 8:43 am
by MurrayFiend
Grendel wrote:He is probably the most heterosexual sludge poster there is.
Re: Is Zombie truly retarded....I know he's gay....but retar
Posted: Fri Nov 14, 2014 11:15 am
by WhiteHouseSubsAC
DemonFilth2001 wrote:WhiteHouseSubsAC wrote:"retarted"?
Yeah. I know. Irony.
That comment redeems you. Carry on with the HMZ discussion.
Re: Is Zombie truly retarded....I know he's gay....but retar
Posted: Fri Nov 14, 2014 11:25 am
by MurrayFiend
I'd like to know the names on Zombie's foed list as it stands.
Re: Is Zombie truly retarded....I know he's gay....but retar
Posted: Fri Nov 14, 2014 12:41 pm
by Turner Coates
MurrayFiend wrote:I'd like to know the names on Zombie's foed list as it stands.
That's a revolving door.....depending on who pisses him off at any given moment.
Re: Is Zombie truly retarded....I know he's gay....but retar
Posted: Fri Nov 14, 2014 12:50 pm
by Turner Coates
DemonFilth2001 wrote:WhiteHouseSubsAC wrote:"retarted"?
Yeah. I know. Irony.
Hee! HMZ owned you without even posting in this thread.
Amazing.
Re: Is Zombie truly retarded....I know he's gay....but retar
Posted: Fri Nov 14, 2014 12:59 pm
by LouDoo
Wheresthestagemanager? wrote:DemonFilth2001 wrote:WhiteHouseSubsAC wrote:"retarted"?
Yeah. I know. Irony.
Hee! HMZ owned you without even posting in this thread.
Amazing.
His powers are far reaching.
Re: Is Zombie truly retarded....I know he's gay....but retar
Posted: Fri Nov 14, 2014 1:21 pm
by Turner Coates
LouDoo wrote:Wheresthestagemanager? wrote:
His powers are far reaching.
That comes from lots of practice...reaching far under his mattress for porn mags.
Re: Is Zombie truly retarded....I know he's gay....but retar
Posted: Fri Nov 14, 2014 2:39 pm
by DemonFilth2001
Wheresthestagemanager? wrote:DemonFilth2001 wrote:WhiteHouseSubsAC wrote:"retarted"?
Yeah. I know. Irony.
Hee! HMZ owned you without even posting in this thread.
Amazing.
Guess that's better than him caving my skull in with a lead pipe.
Re: Is Zombie truly retarded....I know he's gay....but retar
Posted: Fri Nov 14, 2014 2:45 pm
by LouDoo
Lead pipes are for amateurs. HMZ is strictly a bat and three hole punch guy.
Re: Is Zombie truly retarded....I know he's gay....but retar
Posted: Sat Nov 15, 2014 9:51 am
by Bourbon Cowboy
Maybe it's just me, but I've noticed the little guy seems to have a mommy/ sexy aunt fetish with his obsession with older porn stars and his attempts to swoon them with his comments.
Doubt his mommy knows about his endless perusing of vintage porn and following old porn stars on Facebook and his comments and expertise in the subject.
I wonder what mommy is ever suspicious of the never ending loads of stiff socks and gloves in the laundry?
Re: Is Zombie truly retarded....I know he's gay....but retar
Posted: Sat Nov 15, 2014 1:31 pm
by Turner Coates
Re: Is Zombie truly retarded....I know he's gay....but retar
Posted: Sun Nov 16, 2014 10:45 pm
by KAOS
LouDoo wrote:HMZ gets a lot of shit, but he's a legend. He could deflect a lot of it if he'd learn to just let it go, but he doesn't, and like Chip said, regarding topics he's interested in, he's an encyclopedia.
This board is definitely better off with him around.
I think he's great and that he should parlay his online fame into making himself money. Start recording music and selling it online and write goofy books people can download. Everyone would buy just to listen and see what he has to say. Maybe start selling custom made and autographed three hole punches with grips for using them as a weapon...
Re: Is Zombie truly retarded....I know he's gay....but retar
Posted: Mon Nov 17, 2014 7:13 am
by LouDoo
KAOS wrote:LouDoo wrote:HMZ gets a lot of shit, but he's a legend. He could deflect a lot of it if he'd learn to just let it go, but he doesn't, and like Chip said, regarding topics he's interested in, he's an encyclopedia.
This board is definitely better off with him around.
I think he's great and that he should parlay his online fame into making himself money. Start recording music and selling it online and write goofy books people can download. Everyone would buy just to listen and see what he has to say. Maybe start selling custom made and autographed three hole punches with grips for using them as a weapon...
He could have a career similar to Wesley Willis'. Except for the whole dying part.
